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Offline CottonKitty

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8025 on: May 27, 2016, 04:07:33 PM »
that would depend.  For instance if you weren't sure how much Belladonna to put in my medicinal tea.  But if you just want to behave from a point of ignorance then sure!  We all do that!

Would you like me if I refused to help you with your computer problems?

Offline Dark Despairs

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8026 on: May 27, 2016, 04:18:06 PM »
I'd be fine with you refusing to help me with a computer problem. I am good with computers. Would you like me if I refused to attend your wedding?

Offline Belle33

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8027 on: May 28, 2016, 06:25:12 AM »
No - I'm with you.  I don't like ceremonies and I'd skip this one, too, if I could.

Would you like me if I had dinner with your favorite author and didn't invite you to join us?

Offline Lapine

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8028 on: May 28, 2016, 06:41:46 AM »
I'd still like you but I'd be seriously pissed and pump you incessantly for details.

Would you like me if I borrowed your clothes without asking?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8029 on: May 28, 2016, 04:30:50 PM »
Yes, as long as you let me know so I was not terrified that I had lost it or someone was snatching my clothes.

Would you like me if I had an alter ego?

Offline Belle33

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8030 on: May 29, 2016, 08:04:54 AM »
No - don't alter anything, you're perfect.

Would you like me if I gave you a nickname like Sin to shorten your name?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8031 on: May 29, 2016, 01:18:13 PM »
Yes, I would. I used to go by Sin all too often offline and on. To the point where I reacted to it more than my real name. I suppose that was mostly because I had thought about changing my name at one point... then I realized how silly it would be to change it to Sinesthesia. Especially since I think I like various nicknames too much..? I think I am just a nickname hoarder. I appreciate and love having many names, rather than a real name? I think one day I wish to be much like what they describe in 'Cats' the musical. Or rather, the poem that T.S. Elliot wrote that is included in the musical.
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The Naming of Cats
The Naming of Cats is a difficult matter,
It isn't just one of your holiday games;
You may think at first I'm as mad as a hatter
When I tell you, a cat must have THREE DIFFERENT NAMES.
First of all, there's the name that the family use daily,
Such as Peter, Augustus, Alonzo or James,
Such as Victor or Jonathan, or George or Bill Bailey -
All of them sensible everyday names.
There are fancier names if you think they sound sweeter,
Some for the gentlemen, some for the dames:
Such as Plato, Admetus, Electra, Demeter -
But all of them sensible everyday names.
But I tell you, a cat needs a name that's particular,
A name that's peculiar, and more dignified,
Else how can he keep up his tail perpendicular,
Or spread out his whiskers, or cherish his pride?
Of names of this kind, I can give you a quorum,
Such as Munkustrap, Quaxo, or Coricopat,
Such as Bombalurina, or else Jellylorum -
Names that never belong to more than one cat.
But above and beyond there's still one name left over,
And that is the name that you never will guess;
The name that no human research can discover -
But THE CAT HIMSELF KNOWS, and will never confess.
When you notice a cat in profound meditation,
The reason, I tell you, is always the same:
His mind is engaged in a rapt contemplation
Of the thought, of the thought, of the thought of his name:
His ineffable effable
Effanineffable
Deep and inscrutable singular Name.

T S Elliot


Would you like me if I never told you my real name because it made me unhappy to think about it, even if we were very close?

Offline Rel Mayer

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8032 on: May 29, 2016, 01:53:36 PM »
Your name is whatever you want it to be. Who you are identifies you.

Would you make me coffee in the morning? So it's the first thing I smell when I wake up?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8033 on: May 29, 2016, 10:26:32 PM »
Of course I would - it's always a joy to give someone the small gifts that mean something, and make them smile (particularly in the morning ;) ).

Would you like me if I insisted only large dogs could come live with us, because small dogs simply annoy me?

Offline Captain Maltese

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8034 on: May 30, 2016, 05:16:36 AM »
Define large dogs. I am partial to sleek hunting dogs like english and irish setters and german shorthaired pointers. A german shepherd is nice too. But grand danois.... meh, if you want a horse get a horse.

Would you like me if I insisted on only getting a dog who would stay healthy with as much exercise as we were actually able to give it?

Offline Lapine

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8035 on: May 30, 2016, 05:51:16 AM »
Absolutely.  Having a dog that suits your lifestyle is paramount.

Would you like me if my dog chewed your slippers?

Offline Captain Maltese

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8036 on: May 30, 2016, 06:13:37 AM »
Meh, slippers are just slippers. As long as he stays away from the things I can't replace, we are okay.

Would you like me if I had no sense of smell?

Offline Lapine

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8037 on: May 30, 2016, 06:15:24 AM »
Sure.  I could be your nose ;)

Would you like me if I had terrible taste in clothes?

Offline Captain Maltese

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8038 on: May 30, 2016, 06:22:18 AM »
Some dress to impress, others to be comfortable. If you dress according to what your guide dog growled the loudest at, I might make some suggestions. But if you considered yourself the Salvadore Dali of outerwear, I'd either decide to cope or decide to be gone.

Would you like me if my favorite leather jacket really really wasn't appropriate for my age?

Offline Lapine

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8039 on: May 30, 2016, 06:31:03 AM »
Of course, although I might smirk a little and roll my eyes behind your back.  But if it made you happy, that's all that would matter.

Would you like me if I was scared sometimes about the way you drive?

Offline Captain Maltese

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8040 on: May 30, 2016, 07:49:09 AM »
Well, it would be a lot better than you not telling me you were scared.

Would you like me if I was slowly turning visually into Lord Blackwood?

Offline Lapine

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8041 on: May 30, 2016, 08:12:07 AM »
I don't know who that is but if you were still you...certainly!

Would you like me if I sprouted a few whiskers?

Offline Captain Maltese

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8042 on: May 30, 2016, 08:18:28 AM »


Well, if I can shave and groom then so can you. Should not be an issue. Just don't go with the full beard and mustache because it looked bad enough on me.

Would you like me if I was a biggie on beans of all kinds? Hah, "if".

Offline Lapine

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8043 on: May 30, 2016, 08:50:49 AM »
Thank you :)  Plucking is more appropriate, LOL

Sure, I'd even cook them for you, but I'd spike them with Beano (an anti-gas agent)

Would you like me if I preferred oldies to current music?

Offline Captain Maltese

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8044 on: May 30, 2016, 09:09:30 AM »
Considering how 90% of what I listen to already qualifies as 'oldies'... which is bullhocky, considering that Johnny Cash and Abba and effin Brithey Spears are defined as old now. What do I call my Rat Pack selection? Antiques? Then what about the Mozart works, I only ask. He's only been a punk for the last 250 years.

Would you like me if I sang in very bad French?

Offline Lapine

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8045 on: May 30, 2016, 09:24:33 AM »
Bad singing, or bad French?  LOL

Of course, although I might ask you to sing elsewhere ;)

Would you like me if I left my stuff all over your bathroom?

Offline Captain Maltese

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8046 on: May 30, 2016, 09:30:17 AM »
You are a woman. It's a given.

Would you like me if I had a favorite towel and just kept on using it?

Offline Lapine

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8047 on: May 30, 2016, 10:27:06 AM »
Certainly.  I do that myself.

Would you like me if I ate crackers in bed?

Offline Captain Maltese

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8048 on: May 30, 2016, 10:33:50 AM »
I have to draw a line somewhere and leaving cracker crumbles in bed is just evil.

Would you like me if I kept being found asleep with a cat on my chest?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #8049 on: May 30, 2016, 10:44:29 AM »
Of course, though I would undoubtedly take a photo, because sweet moments are meant to be kept.

Would you like me if I admit I'm not naturally a good cook, but still need to follow recipes diligently to make most anything and everything after all these years?