Would you like me if I.....

[Cayenne]

Sure, we could rig up a backup camera for safely passing through portals~

Would you like me if I ... Had a petrifying fear of house sized snails?

[DrippingWords4562]

No, I own twin house-sized snails named Ted and Fred and they would be offended.

Would you like me if I had to insult every person I met to remember their name?

[King Serperior]

Not really, no.

........said that Luigi was better than Mario in my opinion?

[Cayenne]

TEAM LUIGI FOR LIFE!~

Would you like me if I ... thought that Samus was a underutilized product?~

[DrippingWords4562]

Not in my Smash matches she isn't. Main chick for life!

Would you like me if shook hands with only my left?

[TheSeducer]

No, it'd be a bit weird for me. Just saying. :/

Would you like me if I danced with one of your exes? :)

[DrippingWords4562]

They're exes for a reason, doesn't concern me.

Would you like me if I drank everything through two straws, loudly?

[TheSeducer]

Hm, I have an older brother that chews food loudly so I don't see why I wouldn't. :)

Would you like me if I said that "Guys Rule, Girls Drool"?

[Cayenne]

If that's all I knew about you, I'd assume you were a 14 year old boy~


Would you like me if I ... Prefered leaving in colder areas?~

[Kurzyk]

Yes, hot cocoa, ice skating, and sleeping at night in a cooler room is so much better than a hot one.

Would you like me if I wanted to pack it up and travel the world for the next few years?

[Cayenne]

Sounds pretty awesome~  I've always thought I should check out everything my country has to offer first though~

Would you like me if I... Made way too many cookies?~

[DrippingWords4562]

"Too many cookies" isn't a real thing.

Would you like me if I sold drugs for a living, but not to anyone under 21?

[King Serperior]

No, not at all.

.........dyed the fur of a llama pink (don't worry, it's nontoxic and easily washed out with water!)?

[Cayenne]

It's too late for apologies Serperior!~

Would you like me if I ... was the one person who had the super power to make people into super heroes, and without asking I gave you the power of photosynthesis - yanno, while someone else might have gotten the ability to fly~

[Zeth]

No, I'd be mad at you. Just making me green without super strength. Such a bad Cayenne.

Would you like me if I played the bagpipes better then any other bagpipe player?

[Autumn52]

I would, but I like you if you can't play the bagpipes at all so ......

Would you like me if I bake some cookie bars and gave them all away before you got home cause I thought you wouldn't like them?

[Cayenne]

Lets look at the facts!

1) This scenario has us living together in some capacity
2) You have drawn conclusions about me and my specific likes, of which have satisfied your own questions! Therefore know me, at least you feel enough to make that judgement, so that we are not perfect strangers!
3) You, conceivably worry about upsetting me, therefor you feel a connection of some kind!

Therefor, I believe, through that attempted logic that I should not be upset!  You were looking out for my best interest - and yanno possibly know that I would eat said bars at least in one occasion to satisfy the requirement of politeness!  and yanno, stuff can be baked again, with my help of course!  Should I truly love cookie bars~

Would you like me if I ... secretly tried to perfect your favourite dish, so that some day you could have the very best of what you like the most?~

[Zeth]

Yes Cayenne I would like you, even if you failed miserably. That kind of effort shows you care.

Would you like me if I was in love with your sibling?

[Cayenne]

So long as you treated them right~ Yes~

Would you like me if I ... went for ever increasing length of walks everyday?~

[abandoneddolly]

I would like it better if I could go with

would you like me if I stayed up all night baking

[Beguile's Mistress]

I think I would like you a lot!  I love home baked goodies.

Would you like me if I knitted you a sweater?

[King Serperior]

Of course! 

........gave you a plate of cupcakes?

[Cayenne]

Sure~

Would you like me if I... gave most of those cupcakes away to others?~

[Dovel]

Yes, but would you save one for us to share?

Would you still like me if I want to stay home and keep you close, a night of warm snuggles?

[Autumn52]

yes that would be lovely.

Would you like me if I just wanted to be a homebody most of the time, only going out on occasion?