Would you like me if I.....

[Sybl]

Um, probably not. 

Would you like me if I left you an empty bottle of ink?

[Vulnerable]

I am a pack-rat. So I'd like you.

Would you like me if I made a sculpture of you but made your nose too big?

[Sybl]

I would, though I would show you how to sculpt in chocolate.

Would you like me if I told you I am crazy?

[dana eleanor]

Yes. I like crazy people.

Would you like me if I was goofy and acted like a clown?

[Vulnerable]

Mayyybe. Clowns scare me.

Would you like me if I slapped on some Groucho Marx facial hair and waggled my brows at you while saying, "Hey baby."?

[Phoenixrisen]

Probably not. Sounds just a little creepy.

Would you like me if I curled up in your lap and took a nap?

[Vulnerable]

Hahaha. :3 Yes, yes I would.

Would you like me if I stroked your hair while you slept?

[Phoenixrisen]

If I'm sleeping on you, I'd better not mind getting petted.

Would you like me if I woke up bleary eyed, and grumpy (in a funny way)?

[Vulnerable]

Awww. Yes. I'd give you a hug in hopes of alleviating your grumpiness.

Would you like me if I gave you a back massage?

[Mordred]

If you laid low on any tickling moves.. you'd be golden in my dark little book!

Would you like me if in return I left so many little bite marks on your neck it looked like you pissed off a swarm of mosquitos (but did feel goooood in the process)?

[Phoenixrisen]

Just so long as I could still see straight by the time work came around.

Would you like me if I nipped at you in return, without drawing blood of course.

[Sybl]

No, I never let females bite me.

Would you like me to spray you with wet paint?

[Mordred]

As long as in the colorful mayhem you got quite doused as well.. and I am assuming you'd be sensitive to my color needs?

Would you like me if I replaced your paint with the non-removable sort?

[Sybl]

I might, if you let me do the same.

Would you like me to sneak attack you and drop you into a well full of blue jello?

[Mordred]

I would be mightily impressed by such dastardly deeds.

Would you like me if I before you got to drop me 'in it'.. I gave you a little nudging push and watched you drop first?

[Sybl]

You wouldn't dare. Ha! I would like you if you tried.

Would you like me if I proved I could out wit you?

[Belle33]

Nope, that's no great feat.

Would you like me if I stole all your fractals 

[Jason]

If you gave them back...

Would you like me if I said "We are not amuzed."?

[Belle33]

If by "we" you don't mean you and your other personalities.   

Would you like me if I locked your bag away and threw out the key?

[Jason]

If by "we" you don't mean you and your other personalities.   

No, I mean:

Forum Weapon: "WE ARE NOT AMUSED!"

Would you like me if I locked your bag away and threw out the key?

MY AWESOMESAUCE!!!  I'd just hang on to a little of like. Just.

Would you like me if I said I like Dragonforce's Through the Fire and Flames?

[Vulnerable]

I would have no idea what you are talking about. But I'd still like you cause you're "crazy" Jay. 

Would you like me if I hand sweaty hands?

[Jason]

Sure, usually means you ae a hard worker! 

Would you like me if I had a really high pitched and squeaky voice?

[Vulnerable]

  I'd enjoy listening to you.


Would you like me if I tried to make you inhale a bit of helium from a balloon to see how much higher your voice could go? 

[Jason]

CALL MEH CRAZAH!

Would you like me if I agreed?

[Vulnerable]

Yes! Haha. 

Would you like me if I squished your facial cheeks together?