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Offline Sybl

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #650 on: August 27, 2011, 12:09:06 PM »
Um, probably not.  :-(

Would you like me if I left you an empty bottle of ink?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #651 on: August 27, 2011, 12:16:41 PM »
I am a pack-rat. So I'd like you. :D

Would you like me if I made a sculpture of you but made your nose too big?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #652 on: August 27, 2011, 12:19:31 PM »
I would, though I would show you how to sculpt in chocolate.

Would you like me if I told you I am crazy?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #653 on: August 27, 2011, 12:40:21 PM »
Yes. I like crazy people.

Would you like me if I was goofy and acted like a clown?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #654 on: August 27, 2011, 12:46:22 PM »
Mayyybe. Clowns scare me.

Would you like me if I slapped on some Groucho Marx facial hair and waggled my brows at you while saying, "Hey baby."?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #655 on: August 27, 2011, 12:47:47 PM »
Probably not. Sounds just a little creepy.

Would you like me if I curled up in your lap and took a nap?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #656 on: August 27, 2011, 12:49:09 PM »
Hahaha. :3 Yes, yes I would.

Would you like me if I stroked your hair while you slept?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #657 on: August 27, 2011, 12:53:01 PM »
If I'm sleeping on you, I'd better not mind getting petted. :D

Would you like me if I woke up bleary eyed, and grumpy (in a funny way)?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #658 on: August 27, 2011, 01:22:15 PM »
Awww. Yes. I'd give you a hug in hopes of alleviating your grumpiness.

Would you like me if I gave you a back massage?

Offline Mordred

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #659 on: August 27, 2011, 02:25:12 PM »
If you laid low on any tickling moves.. you'd be golden in my dark little book!

Would you like me if in return I left so many little bite marks on your neck it looked like you pissed off a swarm of mosquitos (but did feel goooood in the process)?

Offline Phoenixrisen

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #660 on: August 27, 2011, 02:45:19 PM »
Just so long as I could still see straight by the time work came around.

Would you like me if I nipped at you in return, without drawing blood of course.

Offline Sybl

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #661 on: August 27, 2011, 05:52:04 PM »
No, I never let females bite me.

Would you like me to spray you with wet paint?

Offline Mordred

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #662 on: August 27, 2011, 05:53:57 PM »
As long as in the colorful mayhem you got quite doused as well.. and I am assuming you'd be sensitive to my color needs? :P

Would you like me if I replaced your paint with the non-removable sort?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #663 on: August 27, 2011, 05:55:51 PM »
I might, if you let me do the same. :P

Would you like me to sneak attack you and drop you into a well full of blue jello? :D

Offline Mordred

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #664 on: August 27, 2011, 05:57:47 PM »
I would be mightily impressed by such dastardly deeds.

Would you like me if I before you got to drop me 'in it'.. I gave you a little nudging push and watched you drop first?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #665 on: August 27, 2011, 06:00:49 PM »
You wouldn't dare. :P Ha! I would like you if you tried.

Would you like me if I proved I could out wit you? :P

Offline Belle33

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #666 on: August 27, 2011, 06:17:11 PM »
Nope, that's no great feat.

Would you like me if I stole all your fractals  >:)

Offline Jason

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #667 on: August 27, 2011, 07:22:02 PM »
If you gave them back...

Would you like me if I said "We are not amuzed."?

Offline Belle33

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #668 on: August 27, 2011, 07:30:48 PM »
If by "we" you don't mean you and your other personalities.   :o

Would you like me if I locked your bag away and threw out the key?

Offline Jason

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #669 on: August 27, 2011, 07:41:20 PM »
If by "we" you don't mean you and your other personalities.   :o

No, I mean:

Forum Weapon: "WE ARE NOT AMUSED!"
Would you like me if I locked your bag away and threw out the key?

MY AWESOMESAUCE!!!  :'( I'd just hang on to a little of like. Just.

Would you like me if I said I like Dragonforce's Through the Fire and Flames?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #670 on: August 27, 2011, 07:55:44 PM »
I would have no idea what you are talking about. But I'd still like you cause you're "crazy" Jay.  :P

Would you like me if I hand sweaty hands?

Offline Jason

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #671 on: August 27, 2011, 07:58:04 PM »
Sure, usually means you ae a hard worker!  ;D

Would you like me if I had a really high pitched and squeaky voice?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #672 on: August 27, 2011, 08:02:27 PM »
 ;D I'd enjoy listening to you.


Would you like me if I tried to make you inhale a bit of helium from a balloon to see how much higher your voice could go?  XD

Offline Jason

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #673 on: August 27, 2011, 08:05:38 PM »
CALL MEH CRAZAH!

Would you like me if I agreed?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #674 on: August 27, 2011, 08:10:39 PM »
Yes! Haha.  XD

Would you like me if I squished your facial cheeks together?