Would you like me if I.....

[Mordred]

After my initial shock, I'd laugh.

Would you like me if, in answer to such trickery, later I took so much blood I left you in a surreal, dazed state.. then offered a few drops of my own potent blood to help you recover?

[Sybl]

I would.   

Would you like me if I ask you to do it again?

[Mordred]

I would indeed.. especially if you were still in a weak state.

If I teased with letting you have my drops.. for I am a sadistic creature.. one at a time, agonizingly slow, would you still like me?

[Slaven]

Would be a bit creepy!

Would you like me if I tested the garlic/cross antivampire techniques?

[Mordred]

Despite your ill intentions, I'd be ok with it. I'd fake you out with 'pain' from the cross.. but then reveal how such trinkets do me no harm. The garlic, however.. does sting a slight bit. Used to cause a terrible rash but the centuries have curbed that allergy. Now it's just irritating.

If I did a great acting job with the cross, appearing to melt and sizzle, would you like me when I jumped up, laughing and showing I was totally full of it?

[Slaven]

I would cause I'd be busy laughing too from imagining the rashes..

Would you like me if I lowered your garlic immunity?

[Vulnerable]

Not at all.~ I love garlic in food!

Would you like me if I knit you a sweater?

[Slaven]

Sure, sweaters are awesome. ^.^

Would you like me if I made you the ugliest birdhouse known to man?

[Vulnerable]

Hahahaha. Yes. I'd cherish it.


Would you like me if I returned the gift with an embarrassing or unflattering picture of you in a lovely picture frame?

[Slaven]

Can't be worse than anything else I've been photographed doing before. :)

Would you like me if I hated pictures? :p

[Phoenixrisen]

I'm not fond of pictures either, and I will always like you.

Would you like me if I was scattered after a long day?

[Slaven]

Depends!

Would you like me if I put you back together?

[Phoenixrisen]

You're always welcome to try.

Would you like me if I was harder to put back together than you'd anticipated?

[Slaven]

Sure! You know me.

Would you like me if I were very..Thorough?

[Phoenixrisen]

Have I ever shown dislike because of it?

Would you like me if wanted to be just as thorough?

[Vulnerable]

Depends on what you're going to be thorough about.

Would you like me if I rested my head upon your chest to
listen to your heartbeat? 

[Mordred]

*Nods* I would like you very much.

Would you like me if it started to slowly dawn on you that I actually had no beat? Yet that soft little drum you hear is a whisper that repeats against that adorable ear.

[Vulnerable]

Oh my. I'd love you.~

Would you like me I wanted to slide my fingers over your lips in an intimate
manner "to see" if you were breathing?

[Sybl]

I would prefer to feel masculine hands..though I would like you.

Would you like me if I sent you on a 6 week cruise?

[Vulnerable]

What! And be away from you?!

Would you like me if I send you a basket full of delicious goodies?

[Jason]

Oh yes.

Would you like me if I invited you to a CRAZZAH Party?

[Vulnerable]

Only if you were going to be there.

Would you like me if I came to your party in a sexy bunny costume? 

[Zaphod]

I would love it.

Would you like it if I pinched your 'tail'?

[Vulnerable]

Maaaybe.

Would you like me if I squealed and decided to retaliate by dragging my nails down your chest?

[Anesa]

How sharp are your nails?  >_>


...took some tequila shots from you belly button?