Would you like me if I.....

[Sybl]

I would love you. They drive me nuts.

Would you like me if I adopted you?

[Slaven]

Absolutely, though could be awkward.

Would you like me if I hid your clothes?

[Sybl]

  Um.. I might.. 

Would you like me if I burned yours?

[Slaven]

Mebbe, but I would need more. My collection is already at a minimum.

Would you like me if I wore underwear on my head in public?

[Sybl]

I would love it.

Would you like me if I acted like an opera singer in your car?

[Slaven]

I would have to pull over till I could stop laughing.

Would you like me if I had no sense of humor? (Theoretically of course.)

[Sybl]

I would. I would be crazy funny until you laughed.

Would you like me if I told your family I was you daughter? 

[Slaven]

I would. My family is used to my pranks, another wouldn't hurt them.

Would you like me if I told your friends that I was your secret husband that you kept hidden in the basement?

[Sybl]

  I would, because they would believe it.

Would you like me if I told you that my split is crazier than I am?

[Slaven]

She would totally be someone I would have to meet.

Would you like me if I had the seductiveness of a frog in mating season?

[Sybl]

I might, are they seductive? 

Would you like me if I told you nothing would surprise me?

[Slaven]

People who can't be surprised usually find themselves being surprised the most.

Would you like me if I couldn't keep a straight face if my life depended on it?

[Sybl]

I would like you, though I might have to clobber you to break that habit. 

Would you like me if I looked deep into your eyes, with a very romantic look, then broke out in laughter? 

[Slaven]

Yes. laughing is contagious.

Would you like me if I teased you then didn't deliver?

[Sybl]

I would. But you would pay for it, dearly.

Would you like me if I asked another to join us?

[Slaven]

Could be fun.

Would you like me if I didn't deliver what you expected?

[Sybl]

I would. You have no clue what I would do for fun.

Would you like me if I said I was a virgin? 

[Slaven]

I would..And pretend I didn't know better. >.>

Would you like me if I said I had never dated anyone longer than two weeks at a time? >.>

[Sybl]

I would. It isn't a crime you know?

Would you like me if I said you should take time to have fun and worry less?

[Slaven]

I do that already.

Would you like me if I said I had been listening to the theme to 'Nyan Cat' for the past hour and can't stop giggling at it because I watched this video?

Nyan Cat Dance [ Indian Bollywood Version ]

[Sybl]

  I would like you.

Now I am hooked. see what you have done?  

Would you like me if I said you are the cat's pajama's?

[Slaven]

I'd say the same about you! Also, they dance so fast! I wish I could do that.

Would you like me if I started humming randomly annoying songs?

[Sybl]

If you would let me sing the never ending song day in and day out. <3

Would you like me if I wrote you a poem?

[Slaven]

Would be sweet.

Would you like me if I failed at writing poems?

[Sybl]

I would. But poems are words from the heart..so, no failing there. :)

Would you like me if all I did was tell you how cool I think you are?