Would you like me if I.....

[Falstaff]

Well, the title is would I like you...so Hell Yes.

If I had a runny nose?

[Phoenixrisen]

*Hands a tissue*

Yup.

...had a headache?

[Lisossa Chamilsa]

*Hands Asprin*

Yes.

If I broke your games console?

[Falstaff]

It's already broken...

If I was a religious person?

[Lisossa Chamilsa]

So long as you didn't expect me to believe.

If I beat you at your own game?

[Phoenixrisen]

Sure, just means I have to try harder.

...made you a mix CD, but hadn't quite figured out your musical tastes before hand?

[Lisossa Chamilsa]

It's the thought that counts.

If I brought out the devil in you? 

[Phoenixrisen]

Certainly, though you may like it more...

...was in a pouncy kind of mood?

[Falstaff]

Pounce away!

If I liked to tickle you

[Lisossa Chamilsa]

So long as you stopped when told.

If I lost your sports car in a card game?

[Falstaff]

I would get you some help

If I sucked at card games

[Phoenixrisen]

Pounce away!

If I liked to tickle you

Just so long as you stopped before I couldn't breath. Tend to get a bit instinctive at that point it's not fun for anyone...

So long as you stopped when told.

If I lost your sports car in a card game?

Whoa. Who are you playing cards with?

I would get you some help

If I sucked at card games

Yes

...plied you with warm milk and honey in the presence of a large cozy bed?

[Falstaff]

Yes

If I spilled some on the bed?

[Lisossa Chamilsa]

Oh well

If I wanted something else?

[Falstaff]

If I could provide it, why not?

If I cant stand cigarettes or smoke

[Phoenixrisen]

Yes

If I spilled some on the bed?

That's what towels are for.

Oh well

If I wanted something else?

Sure, what would you like?

If I could provide it, why not?

If I cant stand cigarettes or smoke

I can't either.

...tried to teach you to crochet?

[Lisossa Chamilsa]

I'll try anything

If I went away for the weekend to Amsterdam?

[Phoenixrisen]

Yup.

...kept seeming to get ninja'd?

[Falstaff]

I can beat a ninja

If I taught you to play American Football

[Phoenixrisen]

Maybe, at least if it's more fun to play than to watch.

...wasn't the greatest athlete?

[Lisossa Chamilsa]

I don't play sports so sure I'd still like you.

If I read books you didn't like?

[Phoenixrisen]

Just so long as you didn't push me to read them too.

...had a crush on a character from a book?

[Falstaff]

Yes

If I had x-ray vision

[Lisossa Chamilsa]

Hmm....

If I could command you stay at home?

[Falstaff]

(I take it Hmm is a yes?)

Command...me?  Yes dear...

If I sneaked out the window