Would you like me if I.....

[Lisossa Chamilsa]

Is that sarcasm I see??

So long as you came back...

If I ran out of your favourite food?

[Phoenixrisen]

Sure.

...ran wild in the woods?

[Lisossa Chamilsa]

Sounds like fun!

Flirted with your best friend?

[Phoenixrisen]

Sure.

...flirted with all of your friends?

[Falstaff]

Man that's hard to take as a guy.  Guess if were just friends...nope still sucks.

If I asked your best friend on a date?

[Lisossa Chamilsa]

Sure.

If I kissed a love rival?

[Falstaff]

AHHHHH!  Your killing me.  That's worse than the last one I had to deal with.  *Deep breath*

If I beat the crap out of the guy right after?

[Phoenixrisen]

Man that's hard to take as a guy.  Guess if were just friends...nope still sucks.

If I asked your best friend on a date?

Have fun!

Sure.

If I kissed a love rival?

Don't have any...

AHHHHH!  Your killing me.  That's worse than the last one I had to deal with.  *Deep breath*

If I beat the crap out of the guy right after?

Violence is never the best option.

...was a shameless flirt?

[Falstaff]

Flirting is flirting and I can take it.  (Kissing...pushes a little more)

If I attempted to seduce your mother?

[Lisossa Chamilsa]

No go zone!

If you came home to me curled up on the sofa with only a duvet on?

[Phoenixrisen]

Don't see why not.

...spiked your drink?

[Lisossa Chamilsa]

For what reasons...

Cried through Marley and Me?

[Falstaff]

I cried thru that movie.

If I wore your clothes around the house

[Lisossa Chamilsa]

Why the hell not...

If I wanted you to get dressed up to go see Rocky Horror?

[Phoenixrisen]

Definitely.

...made you dress up for Halloween?

[Falstaff]

Love to

If I rode a motorcycle

[Lisossa Chamilsa]

Make sure you wear safety gear

If I was waiting in your bed...

[Falstaff]

Yes ma'am

If I was sick

[Lisossa Chamilsa]

I'd take care of you

If I was lost in the forest?

[Falstaff]

I would search for you

If I flew helicopters

[Phoenixrisen]

Yup.

...wrapped you in warm blankets?

[Lisossa Chamilsa]

Yes Please

If I hated transatlantic flights?

[Falstaff]

did that...didn't care for it either

If I went commando

[Phoenixrisen]

*Grins.*

...liked to fly better than I liked to ride in a car?

[Lisossa Chamilsa]

I'd cope

If I went to bed right now?