Would you like me if I.....

[Phoenixrisen]

Who isn't these days?

...was in a spastic frame of mind?

[Falstaff]

Sure...who isn't these days...ha, works both ways.

If I was OOD, a clean fanatic?

[Naiah]

God yes, come clean for me!

If I couldnt cook?

[Lisossa Chamilsa]

Yes it wouldn't be a problem as I can cook.

If I had issues with your friends?

[Phoenixrisen]

Just so long as you didn't put me in the middle of every little thing.

...offered you a kitten?

[Falstaff]

Sure...they are delicious!  Just Kidding. 

If I had a dog?

[Phoenixrisen]

Of course, animals are awesome.

...had garlic breath?

[Falstaff]

uh...yes, love italian food.

If I could also bake?

[Phoenixrisen]

Warm, nicely scented house and nommy things to eat. What's not to like about someone who can bake?

...liked to smell fruity?

[Falstaff]

I Love Fruit...especially fruitty drinks

  Didn't like the taste of beer?

[Lisossa Chamilsa]

Yes, not a problem as I don't like any type of alcohol

Wanted to move to a new city?

[Falstaff]

Depends if it was away from me.

  If I wanted to move to the country?

[Lisossa Chamilsa]

Yes, the country is very pretty.

If I left my keys at work?

[Falstaff]

Would have to go pick you up...sure

If I couldn't spell

[Lisossa Chamilsa]

Speeling isn't an issue. 

If I forgot to call on a night out with the girls?

[Falstaff]

As long as I know you're safe

If I went out with my brothers?

[Lisossa Chamilsa]

So long as you didn't get too drunk.

If I made a fool of myself on Television?

[Phoenixrisen]

That's what it's for.

...got a little carried away with the Christmas shopping?

[Lisossa Chamilsa]

Yes! I'd have gone with you to encourage 

If I stayed out all night?

[Phoenixrisen]

Just so long as you let me know that you were going to so I didn't worry.

...was "obsessed" with an 80's spy show?

[Falstaff]

Love those

If I never watched rated X movies?

[Phoenixrisen]

Of course, they're generally pretty crappy.

...was fond of chocolate?

[Lisossa Chamilsa]

Yes, we could share

If I wanted more...

[Falstaff]

Yes, I can provide that

If I had a scar?

[Phoenixrisen]

Yup.

...had one too?