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Offline Dor

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #1875 on: December 11, 2011, 01:48:30 PM »
Depends, who's home? If mine, i'd like you. If not, who knows. :P

If I start singing at the top of my lungs even thought I can't sing?

Offline Andalon

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #1876 on: December 11, 2011, 01:50:36 PM »
Sure. We could both do a duet together, as I can't sing at all too.

...if I made a crappy human beatbox for your singing?

Offline Dor

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #1877 on: December 11, 2011, 01:52:34 PM »
Yeah, I'd like you. ;D

...if I sang an opera while wiggling my ass?

Offline Tamhansen

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #1878 on: December 11, 2011, 01:55:02 PM »
Oooh, definitely. especially if there's a hole I can see it through, from the trunk

If I sang along. Probably getting noticed.

Offline Dor

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #1879 on: December 11, 2011, 01:57:22 PM »
Oh yes, we could start a band.

...If I jump around with a tutu?

Offline Andalon

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #1880 on: December 11, 2011, 02:10:36 PM »
Sounds kinky :P

...if I would sit and enjoy the show?

Offline Dor

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #1881 on: December 11, 2011, 02:15:23 PM »
Probably I'd be too drunk to notice. :P

...if I pull you in the dance with me and make you jump like a crazy person?

Offline Andalon

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #1882 on: December 11, 2011, 02:25:49 PM »
Sure! I got my jump-like-crazy training from metal festivals, so that I can do ;)

...if I at some point simply collapse and pull you down with me?

Offline Dor

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #1883 on: December 11, 2011, 02:27:42 PM »
No, you ruined all the fun! Clumsy legs. xP

..if I decide to just lay on you comfortably and don't care if I'm hurting you with my weight.

Offline Andalon

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #1884 on: December 11, 2011, 02:31:32 PM »
I don't think your weight will hurt me ;)

... if I decide to roll over so you're under me instead?

Offline Dor

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #1885 on: December 11, 2011, 02:33:15 PM »
Why did I ended up underneath again? Yes, I guess I'd like you.

if I kept on singing my horrible opera?

Offline Andalon

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #1886 on: December 11, 2011, 02:38:04 PM »
Huh? Again? Did I miss something?

And as long as the song is good, I don't mind you singing it ;)

... if I would doze off on you, comfy and cozy as I am?

Offline Dor

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #1887 on: December 11, 2011, 02:40:23 PM »
Yeah again, haha.

Well, I don't know really, maybe I'd still like you.

...If I decide to scream in your ear to get you off me?

Offline Andalon

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #1888 on: December 11, 2011, 02:53:06 PM »
Ouch, heeeey.... there are nicer ways to wake someone up  :-(

... if I bite your tongue for screaming in my ear?

Offline Dor

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #1889 on: December 11, 2011, 02:56:33 PM »
I'd like that really. ;)

...if I bite you back very hard on your lips?

Offline Andalon

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #1890 on: December 11, 2011, 02:58:21 PM »
Yeff, I'd ftill like you ;P

... if I start biting your neck?

Offline Dor

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #1891 on: December 11, 2011, 03:02:48 PM »
Hmmm, I'm not so sure.... erm... darn it... yes. xP

if I grab on your hair and pull your head back?

Offline Andalon

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #1892 on: December 11, 2011, 03:06:25 PM »
Good luck with that, but yeah ;)

... if I'd pull your face back at mine?

Offline Dor

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #1893 on: December 11, 2011, 03:11:02 PM »
Haha, maaaaaaybe.

...if I start tickle at your waist?

Offline Andalon

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #1894 on: December 11, 2011, 03:26:03 PM »
You got something for tickling, hmm?

...if I start to tickle your back?

Offline Dor

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #1895 on: December 11, 2011, 03:28:07 PM »
Yes, I adore tickling.

And if you're able to tickle me. :P

...if I roughly blow in your face?

Offline Mordred

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #1896 on: December 12, 2011, 12:07:35 AM »
Yeah.. anyway it'd be karma for doing that to my dog, when I was younger. I adored him but oh how I loved messing with him.

.. if tied the shoe laces from each of your feet together as you were distracted?

Offline Breathless Intent

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #1897 on: December 12, 2011, 12:19:43 AM »
Hmmm....Only if I didn't end up tripping as a result of that. If so, then I don't know if I could ever forgive you!

...if I ended up using those tied shoes like nunchucks?

Offline Mordred

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #1898 on: December 12, 2011, 12:32:27 AM »
(nawww, wouldn't let you fall.. but would chuckle as the shock filled your expression :P)

Yes... oh yes.. I'd even do whistling sound effects as you waved those shoes through the air.

.. if I grabbed a broom and spoke to you as if we were in a bad action film, waving the stick around as I challenged you for defeating my master?

Offline Breathless Intent

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #1899 on: December 12, 2011, 12:45:39 AM »
I'd like you quite well! I might have a hard time keeping a straight face, though...

...if I weren't able to restrain my giggles as I tried to accomplish the task of speaking silly action hero lines while feigning bad dubbing by running my mouth longer than necessary?