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Offline Dor

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #1850 on: December 11, 2011, 12:44:03 PM »
I'd scream and laugh for sure.

...if I bite on your arm?

Offline Andalon

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #1851 on: December 11, 2011, 12:48:41 PM »
Rawr? Erm, I mean... go on, enjoy yourself :P

...if i started nibbling on your neck?

Offline Dor

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #1852 on: December 11, 2011, 12:50:34 PM »
Yummmm.  ;)

...if I end up laughing?

Offline I dont know

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #1853 on: December 11, 2011, 12:51:29 PM »
Yeah. laughing is always fun and good for your health.

If i tickled your feet? ;)

Offline Dor

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #1854 on: December 11, 2011, 12:53:42 PM »
Haha, I'd laugh even more.

...if I start kicking and yelling?

Offline I dont know

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #1855 on: December 11, 2011, 12:57:07 PM »
Sure, only if you didn't kicked me...

If i would get on top of youholding you down and not letting you to do anything else but just lay there underneath me

Offline Dor

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #1856 on: December 11, 2011, 12:59:30 PM »
Hmm, I might enjoy that a little too much.

...if I don't let you hold me just there and try to set myself free?

Offline I dont know

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #1857 on: December 11, 2011, 01:01:12 PM »
Yes, i would laugh at your poor attempt.

If i would start to tickle you with a... taser.

Offline Dor

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #1858 on: December 11, 2011, 01:03:37 PM »
Taser? No not really. :P

if I manage to get you off me and throw you a pillow at your face?

Offline Mordred

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #1859 on: December 11, 2011, 01:13:05 PM »
Good luck with that! I expect the pillow.. but removing me.. that'll be quite a task. BUT.. Awww, I'd still like you.

.. if I was found to be a permanent condition that only a bit of sunlight, some toothpicks, and a bit of blessed water could properly remove?

Offline Breathless Intent

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #1860 on: December 11, 2011, 01:14:45 PM »
Aw, I'd like you just fine even if you had some weird ticks ;)

...if I gifted wrapped a Costco-sized box of toothpicks for you?

Offline I dont know

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #1861 on: December 11, 2011, 01:16:18 PM »
Aww yeah, i would pick your tooth every time after sex ;)

hey would you like me if i brushed my teeth while i would take you from behind? ;D

Offline Breathless Intent

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #1862 on: December 11, 2011, 01:17:52 PM »
No! I'd be pretty offended that you could even manage such a mundane task while playing with me :(

...if I denied you any and all access to "behind" privileges?

Offline Mordred

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #1863 on: December 11, 2011, 01:19:36 PM »
I'd be wounded.. but I'd also be quite determined to sway that delicious mind of denial. Yeah, I'd like you.

.. if in reward, that behind of yours was quite thoroughly given the blue spanks of doom?

Offline I dont know

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #1864 on: December 11, 2011, 01:22:41 PM »
No... i like standart spanks :P

Would you like me if i humped your leg?

Offline Breathless Intent

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #1865 on: December 11, 2011, 01:23:50 PM »
No! I'd still be offended by the whole tooth brushing thing :P

...if I erected a bubble around me that would keep all unwanted advances away....but if you were good enough I might let you enter?

Offline Mordred

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #1866 on: December 11, 2011, 01:30:33 PM »
Ohhhh, that'd be cool.. *runs to jump and bounce off that bubble.. watching with wonder as it wobbles soooo enticingly.. yelling against it..* Let meeeee innnnnnn!

Yeah.. I'd like you.

.. if I snuck in through a secret little spot, pouncing upon you when you least expected?

Offline Breathless Intent

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #1867 on: December 11, 2011, 01:31:49 PM »
Ack! Sneaky devil....I suppose I'd still like you though, because you brought along your bag of treats!

...if I reached into your bag and pulled out a few presents, tearing open the wrapping to see what was inside?

Offline I dont know

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #1868 on: December 11, 2011, 01:32:38 PM »
Yes, if i had one of course

If i hugged your parents while kissing you down there?

Offline Breathless Intent

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #1869 on: December 11, 2011, 01:34:14 PM »
Down there, at their house which is south of me? I suppose so...but that would be a pretty crowded hug!

...if I told my parents that you were just a friend who was super enthusiastic about hugging?

Offline Mordred

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #1870 on: December 11, 2011, 01:36:11 PM »
Yes.. then I'd give them both a shock as I pleaded with you all for a squeezy group hug.

.. in that warm and fuzzy moment, while all were embracing the moment, you saw me stick my tongue out at you.. as I spanked your bottom oh so secretly?

Offline I dont know

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #1871 on: December 11, 2011, 01:37:38 PM »
No haha

If i took a bath in your house?

Offline Breathless Intent

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #1872 on: December 11, 2011, 01:38:24 PM »
Haha, yes I would like you...Cheeky thing!

Yes, but only if you didn't make a mess!

...if I told you that my parents were making me leave with them? *waves goodbye, for now...*

Offline Mordred

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #1873 on: December 11, 2011, 01:40:35 PM »
No.. I mean yes.. umm.. damn.. too confusing.. how can I.. YES! Ok.. yes, I'd still like you. Not so sure about your parents, though.

.. if I hid in the trunk of their car.. tapping the backseat where you sat.. sending little naughty messages via morse code?

Offline I dont know

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #1874 on: December 11, 2011, 01:44:49 PM »
Yes, although i wouldnt understand why you would do that.

If i drive you home after you would ahve a wild party?