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Offline Revolverman

Re: Rapture or Party Time
« Reply #50 on: May 20, 2011, 07:10:24 PM »
eh, all I need is a Rifle, a leather jacket and a loyal dog.


Bring on the Rapture baby!

Offline Falanor

Re: Rapture or Party Time
« Reply #51 on: May 20, 2011, 07:31:37 PM »
Best thing to come from this (at least to me) was found on Twitter.

@DamonLindelof: Note to Rapture: Do not follow up end of days with shots of plane wreckage on beach. It confuses the fuck out of people.

Offline Phobetor

Re: Rapture or Party Time
« Reply #52 on: May 20, 2011, 07:52:58 PM »
Look, I'm all fine with the Rapture...but why is the CDC recommending I prepare for Zombies?  :-\  :-\  :-\
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ac/20110518/us_ac/8495307_cdc_recommends_preparing_for_all_disasters__even_zombies

Cause...lemme tell ya...I'm not surviving THAT.

Checklist:
1. Rapture happens.
2. Zombies arrive.
3. Tootsie blows her head off.

The end.

*Goes to hide under her bed*

Edit: And yes I know there's already a topic about this but...you know...Rapture and Zombies go hand in hand.
Like peanut butter and jelly!
Pickles and Ice cream!
Unicorns and Glitter!...>_<
« Last Edit: May 20, 2011, 07:56:33 PM by GrapeTootsiePop »

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Re: Rapture or Party Time
« Reply #53 on: May 20, 2011, 08:09:33 PM »

Offline Revolverman

Re: Rapture or Party Time
« Reply #54 on: May 20, 2011, 08:12:09 PM »
Who knew the end of the world would be so fun!?

As long as theres no damn special infected...

Offline Beauty Rapax

Re: Rapture or Party Time
« Reply #55 on: May 20, 2011, 10:05:21 PM »
I'm totally baking cookies and drinking whiskey for the Rapture.

Offline Vekseid

Re: Rapture or Party Time
« Reply #56 on: May 20, 2011, 10:09:39 PM »

Offline Wyrd

Re: Rapture or Party Time
« Reply #57 on: May 20, 2011, 10:12:54 PM »
Soooo.... Why is some old fuck saying the end is nigh getting so much attention? My grandpa talks about machines killing us all in blazing hell fire yet we're not running around searching for John Conner. Fuck this guy!

Offline Vekseid

Re: Rapture or Party Time
« Reply #58 on: May 20, 2011, 10:23:54 PM »
Because he has a radio show with several hundred thousand listeners.

Offline Wyrd

Re: Rapture or Party Time
« Reply #59 on: May 20, 2011, 10:27:31 PM »
 So does Alice Cooper and yet the number in baby deaths has not sky rocketed.

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Re: Rapture or Party Time
« Reply #60 on: May 20, 2011, 10:42:49 PM »
Because he has a radio show with several hundred thousand listeners.

Actually, he owns a radio network, with 150 outlets - not just a single show.

Offline Wyrd

Re: Rapture or Party Time
« Reply #61 on: May 20, 2011, 10:44:48 PM »
So he's just an old wrinkly, prophetic douche? God I hate old people

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Re: Rapture or Party Time
« Reply #62 on: May 20, 2011, 11:02:15 PM »
Midnight Eastern Time - if there's a Rapture, then I'm 'left behind'.

(Thank the Powers that Be!)

Offline Wyrd

Re: Rapture or Party Time
« Reply #63 on: May 20, 2011, 11:12:45 PM »
Oh!!!! Wait! Something... is.... Happening!!! AAAaagahahagahgaha!!! Oh, wait! nope, just passing gas.

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Re: Rapture or Party Time
« Reply #64 on: May 20, 2011, 11:42:55 PM »
Oh!!!! Wait! Something... is.... Happening!!! AAAaagahahagahgaha!!! Oh, wait! nope, just passing gas.

*Replace "poopin" with "rapturin"*

Offline Remiel

Re: Rapture or Party Time
« Reply #65 on: May 21, 2011, 12:07:35 AM »
I have to say that the best germaine comment was made by one of the article's readers:

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I have a lot to do tomorrow leaving sets of my unwanted cloths and shoes arranged on sidewalks and lawns.

I have to say, I like the way this person thinks.

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Re: Rapture or Party Time
« Reply #66 on: May 21, 2011, 02:11:36 AM »
Has Harold Camping been raptured yet?

 ;D

Better have some rockets in your pockets to go up by yourself if the Almighty hasn't seen fit to haul you! - No wait, partying is much more cool.

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Re: Rapture or Party Time
« Reply #67 on: May 21, 2011, 02:27:09 AM »
Like this?



[noembed]We'll Meet Again[/noembed]

(Is feeling like being silly)

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Re: Rapture or Party Time
« Reply #68 on: May 21, 2011, 03:04:41 AM »
6pm here in Melbourne still here damn

Offline Lilias

Re: Rapture or Party Time
« Reply #69 on: May 21, 2011, 03:22:07 AM »
The landlords won't be foiled so easily.

And here's the theme tune for the left behind. It's Saturday. PARTY!

Extreme - Get The Funk Out

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Re: Rapture or Party Time
« Reply #70 on: May 21, 2011, 04:01:47 AM »
The landlords won't be foiled so easily.


Those unable to pay the rent will make their escape through the Incredible Time Tunnel.

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Re: Rapture or Party Time
« Reply #71 on: May 21, 2011, 04:24:04 AM »
At the end of the day we take each Armageddon as it comes

Offline Lilias

Re: Rapture or Party Time
« Reply #72 on: May 21, 2011, 04:56:26 AM »
Ho hum... Another day, another plague *breaks out nail file*

Offline Phobetor

Re: Rapture or Party Time
« Reply #73 on: May 21, 2011, 08:48:03 AM »
This is crap! I was all ready for the Rapture...and it didn't happen.

Now a friend tells me  it's supposed to happen at 6pm in each time zone...
I'm still going to be at work at 6pm!

This Rapture blows! >_<

Offline TheGlyphstone

Re: Rapture or Party Time
« Reply #74 on: May 21, 2011, 08:58:07 AM »
Awake and unRaptured. This is my sad face. :-\