Breakup with the person above you!

Started by stormkitten, March 09, 2009, 01:45:07 PM

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Lyku

Boatman,

When we first met, I thought it would be exciting to be with someone who had to be similar to Batman. 

However, that one letter makes a difference and the more time we spent together, the more I compared your drinking skills with Tony Stark, the more I felt you made him look like an underachiever.

I just need time to think, so for now, I think we should take a break.
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Shekinah

You can't touch me now
There's no feeling left
If you think I'm coming back
Don't hold your breath

Boatman

So much furry loveliness in so much armour plate.

I was on to my third tin opener when I briefly considered a blow torch.
But it didn't seem right somehow.

Bye dear, I need someone less teeth-jarringly metallic.
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blue bunny sparkle

I will not play 'the spy thriller' theme song on cue for you the next time you come home!

I am sooo tired of that song every time you walk through the door!

I want my own theme song. And I'm off to go find it.

Adrianna Paige

We're done. I'm nailing your puppy to the front door.
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Merry Gentry

You've got some violent tenancies, and that's just not my cup of tea.
Sorry but you've got to go.
“And I’d give up forever to touch you, cause I know that you feel me somehow. You’re the closest to heaven that I’ll ever be and I don’t wanna go home right now.”

CassieBear

I thought I was the only one in your inappropriate thoughts, but it seemed there were others. Everyone is. I just can't do this anymore. Perhaps it's time you packed and left, because this is my house, darling.
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Merry Gentry

Cassie I gave you everything a bear could want and you tossed me aside like yesterday's trash.
I'm done being the one doing all the work in this relationship. 
I'm off to find a new bear that will give me all the luvs.
I'm out!
“And I’d give up forever to touch you, cause I know that you feel me somehow. You’re the closest to heaven that I’ll ever be and I don’t wanna go home right now.”

Swashbuckler

Merry,

Everything was going great, until I wandered into your spare room and was mauled by a bear inexplicably living in there.

Once I get out of intensive care, we are through.

Shekinah

Dear Swash

Why is it, everytime we are in a bar and I leave you alone for just a few seconds, that upon my return I find you with another wench on your lap and an empty bottle of rum next to you?

I can't take the constant drinking and flirting around anymore.

So time for you to walk the plank and sink out of my life

Endorphin

I'm sorry Shekinah. I just can't deal with your infatuation for the little red dot any longer.
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CassieBear

Your infatuation with leaving your pants unzipped for everyone to see is a bit unnerving. I hate the fact that everyone's seen everything. Perhaps you can find someone as intrigued with it as you are as I am not that someone. Bye.
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Endorphin

Well, there was a time when I would've been delighted to see an ample bosom on an attractive woman. But not now. Not this very second, anyway.

Take your ample bosom with you, foul temptress!
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CassieBear

No? Perhaps it's just my bosom you're not delighted to see. Given all the times I've caught you up to no good. With every neighbor on our block. Perhaps this bosom needs a man who will appreciate it. And that, dear, is not you.
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Adrian Castle

I'm not sure if I can... especially if I lay eyes on that woman. Guess I'll have to do it on the phone.

Dys Astyr

You stole my cigars. Again. We talked about this. More than once. I'm tired of having the same arguments over and over. It's over.
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CassieBear

You know you can't smoke around me. And yet you do. All those cigars... it irritates my lungs and we've talked about this before. It's done. I'm gone.
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Merry Gentry

Cassie, I just don't think this is going to work out.  You should go.  Oh, wait.. it's your house.  I'll go.  *waves*
“And I’d give up forever to touch you, cause I know that you feel me somehow. You’re the closest to heaven that I’ll ever be and I don’t wanna go home right now.”

Trigon

You lost to me in checkers. I can't continue dating someone who has no sense of strategy!

Merry Gentry

You cheat in our Monopoly games, every single time!  You need to go, now!
“And I’d give up forever to touch you, cause I know that you feel me somehow. You’re the closest to heaven that I’ll ever be and I don’t wanna go home right now.”

Shekinah

So since I'm not your everything
How about I'll be nothing
Nothing at all to you
Baby I won't shed a tear for you
I won't lose a wink of sleep
'Cause the truth of the matter is
Replacing you is so easy

Merry Gentry

To the left, to the left... everything you own, in a box to the left.
Collect it and go.
“And I’d give up forever to touch you, cause I know that you feel me somehow. You’re the closest to heaven that I’ll ever be and I don’t wanna go home right now.”

Shekinah

How dare you use the song I used against you against me.
That's so not fair.
I'm out now.

blue bunny sparkle

Please Shekinah,

You say this is the day...

This is the day you'll finally do the laundry.

This is the day you'll finally do the dishes.

This is the day you'll finally take the dog to vet to get his nails clipped.

This is the day you'll finally braid my hair into fabulous mini braids.

Well, I'm tired of waiting. THE DAY NEVER COMES!

So, my dear kitty, this is the day I'm leaving you!