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Offline blue bunny sparkle

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10875 on: November 12, 2017, 07:46:23 PM »
Oh sure... All your talk of me getting my just desserts. I didn't know you meant actual dessert with cherries. AND whipping cream.

Really Kaz?

All I wanted was the whipping.

This isn't working out at all like I thought.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10876 on: November 12, 2017, 07:47:45 PM »
My whips are ALWAYS missing!

How rude!  Out you go on that fluffy white tail!

Offline Kazyth

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10877 on: November 12, 2017, 07:49:03 PM »
I told you time and time again to stop trying to "Plunder my booty" when I'm not in the mood.

God, you pirates all just have one thing on your mind!

I'm not just a piece of meat, damnit.  This is over, and I'm keeping the parrot!

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10878 on: November 12, 2017, 07:51:00 PM »
Do you have, any idea how tiresome it is to find your discarded towels all over the house?  I'm pretty sure I found one you tossed around so long ago it actually was starting to cultulre mold.  So even if you've decided to work on creating a new type of penicillin you need to get out of here.  And buy a damn sweater, its autumn already.

Offline blue bunny sparkle

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10879 on: November 12, 2017, 07:54:18 PM »
Kazyth - I knew it!

I knew when you pranced out of the house with an extra little towel that you were meeting someone else.

I knew it when you began yelling "SHIVER ME TIMBERS" in your sleep.

I should have known when you brought home that parrot that kept repeating, PLUNDER MY BOOTY! PLUNDER MY BOOTY! AWAKKK!" 

You were seeing Swashbuckler all along!

I can not abide this. We're through!



Bedroom Lazarus...

You always interrupt me.

Just like now.

I've warned you for the last time! I'm gone!


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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10880 on: November 12, 2017, 07:58:54 PM »
Blue bunny.  The truth is your just...starting to sag more than you used to.. the tips of your ears used to point up with excitement, now they curl down with the weight of the world on them.  I may be shallow.  But I'm going to break up with you.  Though I will indulge in slapping you on the tail as you go.  Hop along now.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10881 on: November 12, 2017, 08:02:40 PM »
I keep telling you, you aren't an actual priest!

You bought that damn outfit at a costume shop for Halloween, and you've refused to take it off since.  I'm surprised that collar has managed to stay white!

Also, you keep inviting people back to the apartment to "Take Confession", but I know what's really going on in there.

You pass off Cheez-Its as Eucharist, your sacramental wine is Boones Farm, and I just can't take it anymore.

Get out, go found your 'Church' elsewhere.

Offline blue bunny sparkle

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10882 on: November 12, 2017, 08:05:19 PM »
BL~

It used to be fun. You used to shame me for my wrong-doings... you used to make me get on my knees and confess all the naughty things I'd done. You made me atone for every little transgression. You vowed to show me the true way... but then I realized that way just YOUR way.

So now, its my way. And I'm leaving.



Kazyth.

I see you've been hanging out with Bedroom Lazarus too much. You've picked up all his bad habits... like INTURRUPTING.

I'm leaving you too.

Offline Victorian

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10883 on: November 13, 2017, 07:15:06 AM »
 Bunny:  You wear the opera gloves without taking me to the Opera.  You promised me the world and now I get carrots every night.

Pack your extra set of ears and leave!

Offline Belle33

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10884 on: November 14, 2017, 06:37:17 PM »
Why won't you look at me when I'm talking to you?  I've had enough of this - we're done.

Offline Victorian

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10885 on: November 14, 2017, 06:40:58 PM »
Belle:  I really thought we had something.  You were bright, witty, beautiful......

And then one night I caught you trying to wipe up the basketball court with your panties.

Please leave.

Offline Belle33

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« Reply #10886 on: November 14, 2017, 07:12:34 PM »
Victorian - you never appreciated my hard work around the estate.  You can have your court, your shirt, and the damn panties, too.  I'm out of here!

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10887 on: November 14, 2017, 07:30:52 PM »
Look.  I know I've told you I love the sight of those all to gorgeous legs.  But certain situations call for you wearing...you know..pants...or at least a skirt.  PTA meetings are just more comfortable for everyone that way.

Goodbye!

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10888 on: November 14, 2017, 07:45:27 PM »
Lazarus man, seriously.

We've had this talk before.  Everytime you say you will change, and everytime I find you slipping that collar back on and sneaking into churches.

I've run out of bail money!

We can't keep this up, get out before I lose the apartment!

Offline Belle33

Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10889 on: November 14, 2017, 07:47:25 PM »
I'm dehydrated from drooling over you too much.  For the sake of my health I need to end this.  Sorry :(

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10890 on: November 14, 2017, 07:55:24 PM »
You keep leaving butt prints all over the floor and I can't take it anymore. Get out.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10891 on: November 14, 2017, 08:28:07 PM »
I thought those sugary lips would be fun to kiss, and they were!

At first.  You -always- have candy in your mouth and sugar on your lips.  I'm getting cavities, no matter how much I brush and use mouthwash.

I'm sorry, but I like my teeth.  You'll have to go.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10892 on: November 14, 2017, 08:39:44 PM »
You threw me in a freezing lake :| we're done.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10893 on: November 15, 2017, 01:57:08 AM »
You left me back in the cave to have this photo taken of you. I'm going to leave you instead.

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10894 on: November 15, 2017, 04:02:18 PM »
You always, always have those fuzzy dice with you!

Hanging from that spear, on the headboard of the bed, over the shower curtain.

It wouldn't be so bad, I suppose, but they're starting to smell and you refuse to replace them!

Get out before I have to fumigate this place!

Offline Belle33

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« Reply #10895 on: November 16, 2017, 06:34:02 PM »
You lost the bet. You're supposed to be naked. I'm tired of you always finding loopholes when you lose. Guess what - you just lost me. We're done!

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10896 on: November 16, 2017, 07:20:55 PM »
Oh really?  We're really going to go there, miss "My shirt isn't technically obscuring clothes since I didn't button it"?

I see how it is.  You can dish it out, but you can't take it?  That's fine, but you'll have to find someone else to push your double standards on!

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10897 on: November 17, 2017, 02:02:57 AM »
It is I who always bring the luck. What good are you?

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10898 on: November 17, 2017, 06:31:54 PM »
You only bring the luck because you cheat!

Those dice are loaded, I checked them with calipers and I floated them!

I can't live with a dirty cheat, get out of my apartment and my life!

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Re: Breakup with the person above you!
« Reply #10899 on: November 18, 2017, 12:40:34 AM »
You tampered with my dice? That is a good enough reason to chuck you out with your towels.