Breakup with the person above you!

[CassieBear]

My magic made the house look better! Perhaps I should find someone who understands my creativity. Bye.

[Merry Gentry]

You are far to sexy for me.  I just can't compete!
Please go before I end up hurt :(

[abandoneddolly]

Merry

Its been really fun, you would break up with someone and I would be there comforting dolly. The problem is you break up with soo many people it is getting extinguishing, and besides I'm pretty sure that your going to break up with me any second so I decided I would do it first.

[Swashbuckler]

Dolly,

We just can't stay together, lest it make your name meaningless.  I am sorry.

*abandons*

[CassieBear]

Have you no decency? It's time someone abandons you to see how you like it.

I just can't with you anymore... I'm sorry.

[Swashbuckler]

I have some decency!   I keep it in a locked chest under my bed so I don't lose it!

One thing that WON't be in my bed?  YOU.

[blue bunny sparkle]

Decency!

I KNEW you were hiding it!

I thought we got rid of that garbage a long time ago Swash!

Next thing I know, you'll be giving me grief about Propriety and Manners and wearing clothing at all times of the day!

I won't stand for it! I just won't!

Goodbye!

[Darius]

Sorry those ears are just not grabbable.. they pull off too easily... I can't see you any more

[RampantDesires]

Darius,

I love shower time as much, no probably more than most, but my fingers and toes have become perpetually wrinkled and that's just not a look I can rock.  It was fun while it lasted!

Yours in fond remembrance,
~Rampant

[adroitgrayman]

Enough of this blindfold. You never even get to know, if that's me or someone else. I am done.

[Merry Gentry]

Dearest adroit,
  you've always got your hands in someone's pants! for some reason, they are never my pants.  :/
I'm off to find someone who will make my pants the priority!
later
-m

[blue bunny sparkle]

Dear Mary,

I made your pants a priority.

Look what it got me...

Heartache and trouble - enough to write a hundred and two sad country and western songs.

I'm leaving you and going to Nashville now to record them!

Heartbroken Bunny

[adroitgrayman]

Dear Bunny,

Are the pants only the priority for your! You forget that its not the pants, rather what is inside is more important. Moreover, another important focus area is inside the bra and above all, the entire skin. I am tired of your interest only in pants. Go and get a truck full of pants for you, I can't take this anymore.

Yours Past
Addy

[Dys Astyr]

Mr. Grayman,

Brassiere is not a legitimate profession, I don't care what your resumé says.
Consider this relationship terminated.
You lose.
Good day sir!

[CassieBear]

Dys... all you ever seem to do is compare our relationship to professions. While it does take work to make a relationship flourish, that does not mean it is a job. I need someone who won't write me up for insubordination every time I tell you I can't do something. Best of luck in your future endeavors.

[Dys Astyr]

Cassie? CassieBear?

I do not know who you are. (I may or may not have contracted amnesia due to evil magic, I'm still waiting on the test results.) So I would appreciate it if you stopped acting as if we are dating. I'm sorry but I just don't have time to deal with your incessantly calling my name in a high pitched voice and wanting food. I have important things to do, like going to cape fittings, practicing my evil laugh and contesting this clearly fraudulent charge from the florist. 

[blue bunny sparkle]

Come on over! See my rockin' pad, you said. The view is great!

Little did I know, lightening would strike it and the stone foundations would crumble. And look there! Is that a man falling out a window?!

For goodness sakes Dys Astyr, you could have killed me with bad real estate choices!

I am off to a modern high rise to live the high life.

Goodbye!

[Swashbuckler]

Dearest Bunny,

When I invited you into my high rise, everything was working perfectly, now I hear the handyman is over everyday.  I thought we agreed I was going to be checking your pipes on the regular.

I'm afraid we're over.

Sincerely,

Swashbuckler

[blue bunny sparkle]

To think I believed you when you said that was your sister in your lap! And she was just visiting for a little family reunion...

I'm wise to your naughty ways Swashbuckler!

I've got a reunion of my own planned... with the handyman and his SISTER.

[Swashbuckler]

Bunny,

How dare you!  It's not my fault this tavern doesn't have a enough seats!  Here I am being a gentleman and you leave me for it.  I knew I should not have saved you a mustache seat...

[blue bunny sparkle]

A moustache seat?

Really now! How am I supposed to get comfortable there?

You know I tend to squirm and wiggle. You know how I whimper and cry out (loudly) in ecstatic pleasure...

I would simply get no rest at all.

I'm sorry, this will just not work out between us!

[Dionsys]

"I'll always remember last night, but I think we can forget about tomorrow."

[Merry Gentry]

Dear Dionsys,
    I'm sorry you thought it would be more than one night.  I'm just not that into you.  I hardly know you!
Maybe we'll run into one another again some other day. 
Thanks, but no thanks!
~m

[Dys Astyr]

You are always longing for other things...

Can't you be here, in the moment with me? You are always so far away, even when we are together.
If I cannot captivate you the way whatever you are seeing in your mind's eye has, perhaps we are better off going our separate ways.

Put's Journey on high volume and walks away into the sunset.

[Luryd]

Instead of proving yourself real, unlike my hallucinations, they seem too keep me more company than you ever did. Perhaps they were right. I'm better off and safer with them than someone who doesn't know I'm there.