If I *blank*, Would You *Blank*?

[Lira]

No.. I don't like guns

If I were a tree and you needed firewood, would you cut me down?

[Gensokian]

Yes, because I hate tree-huggers (even though I hug everything =3).

If I had my fly open, would you tell me?

[Lira]

XYZPDQ

If I were a butterfly, would you watch me or catch me?

[Gensokian]

Watch, as butterflies are too beautiful to catch.

If I was in ballet, would you call me gay?

[Harley Quinn]

-growls at Gensokian getting in the way-

No, I'd call you gay, anyway. 

No.

If I really wanted to do something that you didn't particularly care for, would you do it, anyway, just because you know it would make me happy?

[Lira]

well yeah!

If I floated serenely in the pool, would you cannonball just to surprise me?

[Gensokian]

-growls at Gensokian getting in the way-

Lol, u mad? =3

If I floated serenely in the pool, would you cannonball just to surprise me?

How could I not?

If I had my house burnt down in a fire, would you let me stay at your place for a while?

[Lira]

yes, the couch is a sofa bed!

if I was late for a date, would you be angry?

[Gensokian]

If you had a good reason, of course not.

If I gave you tickets to watch me in my pro wrestling show, would you go?

[Lira]

sure!

If I was drunk, would you take care of me? hold the bucket? keep my hair back so it didn't get messy?

[Harley Quinn]

Hell no.  Okay, probably.

If I asked you to sit perfectly still for five hours, would you do it?

[Gensokian]

Yes, of course~.

If I had a broken car, and needed a ride to work, would you take me?

[Harley Quinn]

Yes.

If I wrecked your car due to my own negligence, would you forgive me?

[Gensokian]

If you pay a portion of the bill, yes. If you don't...yeah, still.

If I had a stall labeled, "Free Pony," would you believe it?

[Lira]

no

if I were a very thick book, would you read me cover to cover?

[Gensokian]

But of course.

If I had a job I was struggling with, would you try to help?

[LadyRaine]

Yep, sure would!

If I had just got out of the hospital, would you be there for me?

[Lira]

of course, curbside service and a home cooked meal

if I were in distress, would you save me?

[Gensokian]

Yes, of course.

If I needed a kidney, would you donate?

[The Gypsy Queen]

Of course!

If I wanted to watch a movie, would you come with me?

[Lira]

certainly

If I starred in a low grade movie, would you watch it?

[Gensokian]

Depends on the theme. Nothing too chick-flickish~.

If I beat Nadal in tennis, would you be sad?

[The Gypsy Queen]

Nope I'd be cheering you on.

If I won the lottery, would you help me spend it?

[Gensokian]

Of course I would. I may...influence a few deciscions, though~. =3

If I asked you to fish with me, would you?

[The Gypsy Queen]

Happily! I love fishing~

If I was going on a road trip, would you come?