If I *blank*, Would You *Blank*?

[Jocelyn Isnt Here]

lmaoo O:

No the opera makes me feel weird because I don't know what they are singing about in a different language.


If I jumped into a pool fully clothed, would you?

[grayfoxz]

Yes, yes, yes!!! sticky clothes :p

If i were to be scottish, would you eat my home made haggis?

[Jocelyn Isnt Here]

Sounds like something I'd avoid.

If I were a pimp, would you be my lady of the night who wanders in dark corners.

[Darius]

Perhaps gentleman of the evening for the right profit split.

If I were president for life...would you have voted for me?

[Harley Quinn]

Come on, that's a given.  Even if you are a bastard. 

If I wanted to take a bubble bath, would you take one with me?

[Darius]

Ohh.. would let you lay back upon me and make special bubbles together.

If I cooked you a gourmet meal would you thank me in a special way?

[Harley Quinn]

 

Of course!  The better it was, the more special the gratitude.

If I did something completely unexpected, and in the end it had a negative impact, would you forgive me?

[Darius]

Eventually.

If I had to spank you for misbehaving would you enjoy it?

[Harley Quinn]

Ha.  Maybe. 

If I wanted it to escalate, would you let it?

[grayfoxz]

Go on a rampage girl :)

If i was in jail, would you break me out?

[Harley Quinn]

Do it all the time for Mr. J, so why not!

If I wanted to go on a month long cruise, would you take me?

[grayfoxz]

You mean to the cruise right? Hegh of course dear.

If i wanted something bad, would you stop me?

[Harley Quinn]

That depends on what it is!

If I wanted to go ice skating, but you wanted to go fishing, would you give up the fishing to go ice skating with me?

[grayfoxz]

Without a doubt (i only went to get away from home anyway )

If we went ice skating, would you wear a skirt ? :)

[Harley Quinn]

I still want to know what the something bad is. 

Hey, you're not supposed to go because it gets you away from home, you're supposed to go because I wanted to.  Hmph.

Yes.

If we played a game, would you let me win?

[grayfoxz]

I still want to know what the something bad is. 

Anything yoy want

Hey, you're not supposed to go because it gets you away from home, you're supposed to go because I wanted to.  Hmph.

I wantes to go fishing to get away. I wanted to go ice sksting because of you :)

As fir the question, of course id let you win. For a reward.

If i'd let you wim, would you reward me?

[Harley Quinn]

   It's supposed to be your choice.

Oh.  I knew that.  Really.   

Ha, for a reward.

Depends on what reward you wanted. 

If I wanted to hear a scary story, would you be able to come up with one?

[grayfoxz]

For thd bad thing. Lets chsnge it yo being naughty with the ladies.

Amd a reward is your choise

Mhh maybe. Depends in my mood.

I i lived close to you. Would you come visit?

[Harley Quinn]

Would never happen.  I don't like girls.

You're the one who stipulated a reward, so you would have to pick it. 

Of course!

If I asked you to visit and it was three hours away by car, would you still drive to visit me?

[grayfoxz]

Well some privat time with harley then :)

And yes i would :)

If you were to visit me, would you stay for dinner?

[Harley Quinn]

That works. 

Of course, since I'm always hungry. (lol)  No, that's not why, but I would, yes.

If I put on a dress that wasn't flattering at all, then asked how it looked on me, would you tell me the truth?

[grayfoxz]

Yes i would. I want you to look your best :)

If i needed a haircut, would you send me to the barber?

[Harley Quinn]

Hm, that's a tough one, because I also like the messy look.  If you really needed it, I guess I probably would.

If it was Halloween and I wanted you to dress up like a character I loved, but you hated, would you still do it?

[Seara]

Maybe, depends on what I was promised in return.

If I watched kid shows, would you watch them with me?

[grayfoxz]

Ah nostagia :)

If i dressed up like said character, would you like?