If I *blank*, Would You *Blank*?

[Gensokian]

Certainly, for any length of time~.

If I pulled a prank on you, would you be mad?

[The Gypsy Queen]

No I'd probably laugh and try to get you back.

If I needed an alibi, would you be it?

[grayfoxz]

Yes, you would've been in bed with me :)

If i were drunk, would you buy me more booze for fun?

[The Gypsy Queen]

Nope, I bar-tend and tell you when you've had enough.

If I were drowning, would you jump in to save me?

[grayfoxz]

Yes of course (if i'm not drunk )


If i could dance like a celeb, would you dance with me?

[Gensokian]

No, as I can't dance to save my life.

If I left the toliet seat up, would you get mad?

[The Gypsy Queen]

Nah, I probably wouldn't even remember.

If I was sorry, would you forgive me?

[Gensokian]

Always~.

If I got high and called you, would you tell me to sober up?

[The Gypsy Queen]

No I'd probably laugh and enjoy the conversation (and probably be in an altered state of mind myself)

If I was lonely, would you cheer me up?

[Gensokian]

Aw, of course~.

If I were to accidentally put a dent in your car, would you make me pay for it?

[The Gypsy Queen]

Nah, it's got enough dents as is. Why not add to collection?

If I wanted to go skydiving, would you come with me?

[Gensokian]

Hell no. *is scared of heights*

If I were to tickle you, would you get me back?

[grayfoxz]

Hell yeah :p

If i would sleep, would you wake me?

[The Gypsy Queen]

Only if you wanted me to.

If I needed a massage, would you give me one?

[Gensokian]

Yes, gladly~.

If I were to pass out in your front door, would you put me in your house?

[The Gypsy Queen]

Of course!

If I needed help with math homework, would you help?

[Gensokian]

Yep. Math was a strong subject for me.

If I were to ask for a Butterfinger, would you get me one?

[grayfoxz]

No, i'd get myself one :)

If i would have a couch, would you sit on it?

[Gensokian]

Most certainly.

If I were an egg, would you incubate me?

[The Gypsy Queen]

Sure.

If wanted ice cream, would you get me some?

[Gensokian]

Certainly, then film you eating it~. =3

If I had a gold wristwatch, would you be jealous?

[grayfoxz]

No, I wsnt a trsndparent one :)

If i'd want B&Jcookie dough, would you get it?

[Gensokian]

Only if you share (that stuff is good~).

If my chair broke, would you laugh at me?

[The Gypsy Queen]

No I'd ask if you were okay then, if you were, I'd laugh.

If I was sick, would you bring me soup?

[Gensokian]

Yes. Chicken noodle~.

If I needed help shaving my back, would you do it for me?