If I *blank*, Would You *Blank*?

[The Gypsy Queen]

lol Yes but I would tease you mercilessly.

If I had green paint on my face, would you tell me?

[Gensokian]

Yes, but I'd call you She-hulk to let you know~. =3

If I wrote a poem about you, would you love me for it?

[The Gypsy Queen]

Absolutely~

If I fell and scraped my knee, would you get me a band-aid?

[Gensokian]

Of course. Straight from my pocket~.

If I had the last DVD of a movie you wanted, would you steal it?

[The Gypsy Queen]

No... but...

If you had the last DVD of a movie I wanted, would you let me watch it with you?

[Gensokian]

Yes, of course, and I'd let you eat all the popcorn, as well.

If I had a maxed out credit card, would you help me pay the bill?

[The Gypsy Queen]

As much as I could! Teachers are broke you know.

If I won free tickets to a concert, would you come with me?

[Gensokian]

If it's not to Nickleback, yes.

If I showed you a picture of me in my nerd gimmick, would you laugh?

[The Gypsy Queen]

Maybe a little.

If I told you I was a member of a Renaissance Faire club, would you laugh?

[Gensokian]

Slightly, due to the fact I used to be a member, as well.

If I started singing the National Anthem, would you cover your ears?

[The Gypsy Queen]

Is your singing that bad?

If I fell in a lake and got all wet, would you jump in too?

[Gensokian]

Yes, but I'd take off my clothes except my underwear first.

If I had a tricycle that I still rode, would you be jealous?

[The Gypsy Queen]

Terribly! I'd ask you to share too.

If I made cookies, would you want some?

[Gensokian]

Most certainly~.

If I had a cat that gave birth to a litter of kittens, would you want one?

[The Gypsy Queen]

Yes!!! I love kittens!

If I needed a hug, would you give me one?

[Gensokian]

You know the answer to that one~. =3

If I was on fire, would you put me out?

[The Gypsy Queen]

Yes and I'd be an absolute mess too, what with the panicking.

If my car had a flat would you come to help me change it?

[Gensokian]

Whenever, wherever~.

If I needed gas, would you lend me some?

[The Gypsy Queen]

Yes, as much as I can.

If my fish died would you help me with it?

[Gensokian]

I'd even flush it for you~.

If I had a gopher problem, would you be my exterminator?

[The Gypsy Queen]

I would certainly try~

If I wanted to see a play, would you take me?

[Gensokian]

Yes, and even sit next to you.

If I started wrestling a huge guy in your front lawn, would you take pictures?

[The Gypsy Queen]

Only to document your certain victory.

If I was scared during a movie, would you let me hide?

[Gensokian]

I would let you hide in my arms.

If I undressed under a camera by accident, would you be the one watching?

[The Gypsy Queen]

I'd be helping you, hun. *winks*

If I wanted Italian, would you take me out?