If I *blank*, Would You *Blank*?

[Rolo]

Most definitely!  Might even feed you too.


If I offered to eat the food off your body, would you let me?

[Shadowclaw]

Yes! That sounds like a lot of fun. I love breakfast in bed.

If I asked you to tell me your deepest darkest fantasy, would you tell me?

[Shadowclaw]

(Sorry, lol... someone wouldn't get off the phone and they were bugging me while I was trying to type the last part. Sent it anyway even though someone already posted, since I already typed it. Hope no one minds.)

[Rolo]

No worries Shadow.  It's all fun in here.

[Chasseybaby]

O.O umm okay lets see...

Most definitely!  Might even feed you too.


If I offered to eat the food off your body, would you let me?

O>.<O oh dear, yes but youll have to do laundry afterwards

Yes! That sounds like a lot of fun. I love breakfast in bed.

If I asked you to tell me your deepest darkest fantasy, would you tell me?

Yes I would, youd just have to promise not to tell anyone.... 

If i had a pet hedgehog would you find me weird?

No biggie Shadow, I understand the pain of E on your phone...

[Shadowclaw]

Hedgehogs are so cute. So no!

If I gave you the choice of a candy in each hand, would you choose sweet and salty or sweet and creamy?

[Chasseybaby]

Hmmm... Id have to say sweet and creamy ^^ i love caramel but cant stand the salty kind 


If I pulled you over would come in willingly or would you give chase?

[Rolo]

Willingly would be my bet.


If I resisted, would you cuff me?

[Chasseybaby]

Yes sir i might have to for your own protection 

If you were in jail, would i be your one phone call?

[Rolo]

Nothin' like a bit of phone sex before hearing the clang of cold steel.

If I were in jail, would you bail me out?

[Chasseybaby]

Bail, break its the same thing right your out of jail ^^

If I got you out would you reward me?

[Rolo]

Most definitely!


If I rewarded you, would you have something in mind or do I get dealers choice?

[Chasseybaby]

Dealer choice of course

If I tickled you, would you laugh?

[Rolo]

And likely wet my pants!

If I put my hand on your rear, would you move it?

[Chasseybaby]

LOL ^^

*thinks* Maybe, up and down

If I sat in your lap would you move me?

[Rolo]

Hell no!  But I would put on a special play list!


If I put on some music, would you give me a lap dance?

[Chasseybaby]

I thought this thread was PG tagged

Yes, i would i hope you have some Ginuwine on that playlist ^^

If i danced for you would you be able to watch without touching me?

[Shadowclaw]

Only for a while... then I'd probably pounce you.

Would you laugh at me if you found out I'm terrified beyond belief to dance? (social anxiety) I literally get so scared I can barely move.

[Anjelita]

Never! I'd just take you somewhere with less people.

If I wore terribly inappropriate clothing to a nice dinner would you hang your head in shame?

[mr username]

Probably not. If anything I'd probably be wearing the wrong thing too.

If I had Ghostbusters to watch would you make popcorn?

[Anjelita]

Heck to the yes! And totally watch with.

If I didn't want to work one day, would you play hookie with me?

[mr username]

If it was a job and not a career.

If I used an awful pick up line would you call me on it?

[Anjelita]

Yes, amidst giggles.

If I decided to break out in song and dance in public (and it wasn't flash mob related) would you join in?

[Shadowclaw]

Never! I'd just take you somewhere with less people.

If I wore terribly inappropriate clothing to a nice dinner would you hang your head in shame?

Nope, I'd probably pass out from my social anxiety if I tried to dance in public.

If I told you it happens even when I'm alone and I don't want to, would you still try to force me?

[Anjelita]

Nah.

If I dance would it trigger dance phobia?