If I *blank*, Would You *Blank*?

[Rolo]

In the most obnoxious purple pimp suit complete with pheasant feather sticking out of the hat!

If I strongly objected to said wedding would you listen?

[Snickerz]

In the most obnoxious purple pimp suit complete with pheasant feather sticking out of the hat!

If I strongly objected to said wedding would you listen?

Before or after I bought you the suit? haha... Yes I would


If I described the perfect person, would you think I was describing you?

[blue bunny sparkle]

Sadly, nope.

If I pretended like I thought it was me you were talking about, would you correct me?

[Undeniable Sin]

No, becaus  I probably would mean you.

If I asked you to do a sexy, adult live action role play with me, would you agree?

[blue bunny sparkle]

You know I would!

If I wanted to bring some extras in with crazy costumes... would you let them come to play too?

[Sex Bobomb]

I'd probably laugh.

If I had you in front of others, would you do bad stuff anyway?

[Undeniable Sin]

Only if I knew you didn't mind.

If I wanted to ask a friend to join us for sexy fun, would you let me?

[beanhollow]

Of course!

If I let you video tape it happening, would you keep it a secret?

[Rolo]

Oh hell no!!  There's money to be made!!

If I sold the rights would you share in the profit?

[Zaphod]

Make it 50-50 and you have a deal!

If I put the video on the internet, would you go on a nationwide tour to promote it?

[Tise]

Heck no xD

If I showed the video to your entire family, would you still show up at family reunions?

[Cyle]

No, no, and certainly not.

If I got rid of the video, would you be disappointed in me?

[Tise]

No I would be very proud.

If I told you I made copies and sold them, would you sue me?

[Cyle]

I would be too embarrassed.

If I fled the country and changed my name, would you miss me?

[Tise]

No because I can just watch the movie and see you xD

If I was margin boo and turned you into a treat, would you prefer to be some kind of cake, candy bar, fruit, or cookie?

[Chasseybaby]

Ohhh, DBZ references in here *clasp hands* Id be a candy bar, some sweet melted goodness baby... *winks*

If I was your ice cream, would you eat me fast or slow?

[Rolo]

Painfully slow...

If I did it slowly, would you melt?

[Galanthor]

If i were ice cream...i presume so...though i'd give you brainfreeze as revenge.

If i brought you a horrible breakfast to your bed, would you pretend it's good?

[Cyle]

That's a given. Manners and courtesy or death, I say!

If I served you wonderfully cooked human meat (asexually), would you eat it?

[Tise]

OH NO! Sorry but no lol.

If you didn't know that it was human meat that I just fed you and I told you after you finished eating it, would you throw up?

[Chasseybaby]

Yes, i just might...

If I needed milk, would you leaned me some? (Im loving this avi i have so many jokes for it )

[JadeArwen]

Yes, I would just don't ask where it came from.

If I needed a babysitter, would you watch my child?

[Chasseybaby]

Sure, I charge $20 per child and if his older then 21 its will be an additional $20, they tend to be naughtier  

If I was at your door would you let me stay the night?

[Tise]

Nope only because i'm afraid I would wake up the next day just to find milk all over you and the floor xD.

If I were a T.v, would you watch me?

[Chasseybaby]

:( didn't wanna stay with you anyways...hmp!

Maybe if anything good is on.....

If I was a cupcake would you lick my frosting first?