If I *blank*, Would You *Blank*?

[mr username]

Probably not. While I do think body modification can be cool I'm not really into it myself.

If I was tied up would you let me go?

[Anjelita]

Not if I was the one who put you there

If I fell asleep leaning against you would you let me be or try to extricate yourself from the situation.

[Snapespersephone]

I might slowly lay you down so we could sleep together

If I showed up on your doorstep would you let me in?

[mr username]

No. How'd you get the address? O_o

If I locked the door would you break it down?

[Prefect Mos]

Depends on the Reason.

If I pump up the jamz would you rock all night?

[Anjelita]

Hell to the yes so long as you dance with!

If I drank a little too much, would you stick around to make sure I don't swallow my tongue?

[Prefect Mos]

Would you try and swallow my tounge? Either way yes.

If I were doing it too, would you dance off with your pants off?

[Anjelita]

Haha yes.

If I lost all my hair due to a crappy dye job would you laugh or help me pick out the best Diana Ross wig ever?

[Prefect Mos]

I would do both, but also bald girls are smexy too!

If I wanted some cock, would you help me get some?

[Anjelita]

Ahahaha I would -not- be doing myself any favours going bald :/

Haha yes I would be your wing girl!

If I stole something expensive and told you, would you turn me in?

[Prefect Mos]

Hrmm.. Depends on what it was, who you stole it from, and why.. But I would probably give you a spanking regardless.

If I was made of chocolate would I get eaten or kept?

[Anjelita]

Spankings I can take.

Both. I'd break you into little pieces and then savour each piece separately.

If I offered a hug, would you take it?

[Prefect Mos]

Like I ever turn down hugs.

If I was a girl, would you still loves me?

[Anjelita]

*sends hugs because hugs are PG 13*

And yes :)

Would you like me if my boobs were too big for my body o_o

[Prefect Mos]

That reminds me I need more rope...

Gee I wonder...

Would you like me If I had god awful foot stank?

[Anjelita]

(rope? For what?)

(hey not everyone likes boobs!)

And yes ahaha though I hope you won't take offense when I point out the obvious on every occassion.

Would you still like me if I was a brace face?

[Prefect Mos]

Hey I learned to suck cock when I still had braces... so yes.

IF I still had bad teeth (and I do) Would you still like me?

[Anjelita]

Ahahaha yes and I'd grin and bear it too. So long as it wasn't old man smokers breath. I might back away to a safe distance.

If I got drunk and told you all my secrets, would you keep them ?

[Prefect Mos]

Probably not, secrets suck, be open, be happy.

If I said you had a hot body, would you hold it against me?

[Anjelita]

Hahaha yes yes I would. And if you didn't want me held against you id hold it against you for holding it against me for holding it against you.

If I couldn't sing, but did so anyways, would you tell me to shut it?

[Prefect Mos]

Yes, yes I would.

If I was lazy, would you give me a kick in the ass to get crap done?

[Anjelita]

Bahahahaha *has this sudden urge to serenade you terribly*

I don't know. I'm pretty lazy myself.

If I had a nose bleed on your brand new couch would you make me pay for reupholstering?

[Prefect Mos]

Thats what a steam cleaner is for.

If I was cheap and always bought stuff like couches at secound hand stores, or at most Ikea, would you call me on it?

[Anjelita]

Bahaha no. I mean, I'd be a hypocrite. My couch is from Ikea <_< plus Macklemore made Value Village cool again.

If I had a Rhianna sized forehead would you get me a hat for my birthday and pretend it's to keep me warm when it's really to cover up my 5head?

[Prefect Mos]

Hell no.

If I was perpetually sad, would you try and cheer me up, even if you knew it might not work?