If I *blank*, Would You *Blank*?

[Lira]

yeppers

if I wanted ot go see a really cheesey movie, would you go with me?

[Cassiopeia]

I would, can't promise that I wouldn't be making fun of it ... at least in my head 

If I wanted to see a stupid-funny movie, would you laugh at the ridiculous jokes?

[TheLegionary]

I laugh even when there is no joke....you know that guy laughing loud in the silence in the middle of a funeral? That's me! Why would I  not laugh at ridiculous jokes?

If I were knocking at your door, would you fly to the moon with Spock?

[Cassiopeia]

... yes ... cuz it's SPOCK!  And the moon!

If I asked you to join Starfleet, would you sign up?

[TheLegionary]

No, simply because I am already a member!

If I were a Romulan, would you a Klingon have sex with me?

[Cassiopeia]

As long as you didn't kill my father or sully the name of my house >.>

If I were this Klingon, would you as a Vulcan have sex with me? o_O

[TheLegionary]

Just to streamline the Klingon mind, helping them to come to a higher level.

If you I were the captain and asked you to fire the most powerful weapon, would youas enginner fire the lasers or the pulse cannons?

[Cassiopeia]

Pulse cannon ... I think?  I'm really more of a pilot

If I, as your captain, made a decision you didn't agree with, would you mutiny?

[TheLegionary]

Mutiny, just as Captain Kirk would do.

If you were a pilot, would you tell the highest speed ever reached by USS Entreprise was 11 Warp or 13 Warp?

[Cassiopeia]

Gah ... 11 I think?  Because I thought 10 was max and they were all excited about it ... it's been so long ><

If I wanted to enter the ship in a race, as captain would you let me?

[TheLegionary]

LOL...right! But that was not fair, since I did some research before sending the test for you.

No, I would not.

If I had to collect whales in the 20th century, would you Picard believe it was possible?

[Cassiopeia]

You mean after that bit of cheating you wouldn't let me race?! *pouts*

Yes, I would believe it ... but I would probably think Q was somehow behind it <.<

If I was captured by an alien race, would you mount a rescue even if it was against Starfleet orders?

[TheLegionary]

As a follower of Captain Kirk, of course I would!

If USS Enterprise had two missions equally important, how would you decide which one to make first?

[Cassiopeia]

Perhaps I would divide the ship, since the saucer is detachable and all, and I trust my number one implicitly

If I did something against regulation, would you tell the captain on me?

[Allvore]

Of course not..   having such information is always better to hold over you in later episodes.

If I did hold it over you....would you constantly try to get somthing on me too?

[Harley Quinn]

You can count on it.  I'm devious that way. 

If I broke the law, would you turn me in?

[Lira]

nope

If I were sick, would you nurse me back to health?

[grayfoxz]

Oh yes i would.

If I had macaroni 'n cheese, would you want some?

[Kaileikehi]

Get me a bowl and fork, and let's get our mac on!

If I had a bad dream, would you sleep with me?

[Seara]

Sure, lets have a slumber party!

If I couldn't sleep would you stay up with me?

[Lira]

Yes! and comb your hair and talk with you for hours, or whatever else you wanted to do

If I were sick, would you nurse me back to health?

[Katrina]

Yes...

If I cried, would you comfort me

[grayfoxz]

I would hold onto you until you felt better, no matter how long.

If i fell, would you pick me up?

[Autumn52]

yes I would

if I suck would you lick (keeping it PG13)

[Lira]

YES

If I baked a fat free cake,would you eat it?