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Author Topic: Snell's Kitchen [UN] [MUL] Currently fully booked for lunch.  (Read 1737 times)

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Offline RamsterTopic starter

Alex Snell is an arrogant, sexist and perverted celebrity chef and pornographer. As you can probably tell, this game will be a smutty spoof on Hell's Kitchen, and Alex is based on Gordon Ramsay.

Snell's Kitchen is a newly opened restaurant, discreetly located in a skyscraper in Canary Wharf. The reason for its discreet location has to do with the cuisine Snell dishes up.

From nyotaimori (naked girl sushi) involving caviar scooped out of a waitress's vagina with ivory spoons, to desserts served between a chilled pair of breasts and cocktails decanted from various orifices, the food and sex acts on the menu are every bit as depraved as the prices. The place is fully booked most nights with city boys and Russian millionaires.

In the kitchen, the atmosphere is tense. Alex rules with a stainless steel spatula clutched in an iron fist, which is often opened to apply impatient slaps to the behinds of his staff. Interesting and kinky relationships form between the staff and with the occasional 'diner'.

Many thanks to Zillah for coming up with the idea. If you're interested in playing a diner, make your reservation here and receive a complimentary glass of champagne!

EDIT: SNELL'S KITCHEN IS FULLY BOOKED FOR THE NEXT SITTING OR TWO.

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Kitchen - Staff Only!
Dining Area
« Last Edit: July 21, 2010, 01:36:15 PM by ramster »

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Re: Snell's Kitchen [UN] [MUL]
« Reply #1 on: July 08, 2010, 09:33:23 AM »
Jeez … since this started with a weird little notion that I had, I guess I better make a character for this!  ;)

Character Name: Jamie Tresham
Age: 27
Gender: Female
Orientation: Bisexual
Nationality: British
Height: 5' 7"
Weight: 110 lbs
Stats: 34B-22-32
Hair Colour: Long, straight, chestnut
Eye Colour: Blue-green

Character/Background: Jamie first met Alex Snell seven years ago when she was a culinary student at Le Cordon Bleu London. Jamie, who grew up quite poor, was working part-time as a stripper and in a BDSM club to help pay the rent and her tuition. As much as she loved cooking, she also loved the sex, particularly when being a Domme and making grown men cry. After a brief but torrid affair, the two formed a strange partnership of sorts, with Jamie working in several of Alex’s restaurants, sometimes as a maitre’d and head waitress, sometimes as a sous chef … always to crack the whip (sometimes literally) and get the staff in shape while Alex attended to other business, or other pleasures.

When Alex started Snell’s Kitchen, Jamie eagerly jumped at the chance to be the maitre’d and head waitress at the restaurant. The mix of culinary and sexual delights was too much for her to resist.

Jamie is the beauty with an icy smile and a sharp tongue. She demands and expects perfection from everyone, at all times. When she actually sees someone doing what she wants – or even going above and beyond that high standard – she does show her appreciation, and can be friendly. When she feels disappointed, though, she lets her full fury be known. Her staff knows her as the cold, determined ice queen … it’s only the customers who get to see more of her softer, warmer side. It’s rumored in the restaurants by many of the staff members that Jamie is a complete subservient slut in the bedroom (and other places) to Alex, but not many people believe that, given how she insists on being in charge of everything everywhere else.


Thanks to ramster for taking this strange idea of mine and developing it. Hope other people will join in as well!
« Last Edit: July 08, 2010, 11:34:14 AM by Zillah »

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Re: Snell's Kitchen [UN] [MUL]
« Reply #2 on: July 08, 2010, 11:07:41 AM »
Character Name: Julia Prestwick
Age: 25
Gender: Female
Orientation: Bisexual
Nationality: Scottish
Height: 5' 6"
Weight: 121 lbs
Appearance:



Character/Background: Julia was born in Northern Scotland in the small town of Elgin as the third daughter of a very religious family. After getting her degrees in Inverness and countless of 'babysitting' her older sisters, she knew she wanted work in a hotel or restaurant but for that you needed a cooking degree. She was highly inspired by her favorite cook, Alex Snell and tried to copy his style as much as she could.

While at school, her looks didn't go unnoticed and she had spend several relationships with boys as well as with girls.

During her culinary school she was noticed, not by just anybody but by Alex Snell and he soon offered her to work with him at his new restaurant in London. Julia packed her stuff and left Scotland for a new adventure in London for a royal pay and a chance to show the world that she was a great cook. The little freakshow going on with the food was something she'd take for the cause of reaching wealth and fame.
« Last Edit: July 19, 2010, 12:54:48 PM by Dashenka »

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Re: Snell's Kitchen [UN] [MUL]
« Reply #3 on: July 08, 2010, 12:40:01 PM »
Name: Alex Snell
Age: 43
Nationality: British
Orientation: Straight
Height: 6'1"
Weight: 192 lbs
Place of birth: Coventry
Appearance:

Background: Alex has always cooked in his own distinctive style. While attending culinary school at the age of 17, for example, he got into trouble for shooting pheasant with an air rifle in what he claimed he didn't know was a national park. The fact that he managed to prepare the birds more or less traditionally with bacon and juniper berries, using little more than a disposable barbecue, says something about his skill.

After working in several restaurants throughout the country, Alex's organisational skill (terrorising his subordinates to ensure perfection) and culinary flair was noticed by a TV producer who tried to compliment him on an excellent meal, but instead heard him shouting abuse at a member of staff and realised his entertainment value.

Fast forward almost twenty years. After such hit series as Alex Snell's Chrome Plated Spatula and Too Many Cooks, the Snell brand is worth millions. Having opened restaurants in London, Paris, Dubai, New York, Tokyo and Coventry, among other places, Alex has come up with a formula to cash in on his reputation as a ladies' man. From the moment he started appearing on TV, he's cooked many a B-list starlet dinner "with a hot custard dessert", as he once put it in an interview with Playboy.

After pulling some strings, he got hold of the perfect location: a floor of an unremarkable skyscraper in Canary Wharf, perfect for drawing in depraved City boys, dirty old politicians and Russian billionaires. He and Jamie opened Snell's Kitchen with service by beautiful, scarcely clad women and uncompromising dedication to top notch cuisine as its selling points. "Let the punters drool at the waitress, before she cooks him dinner herself and serves it so he can't rise from the table with the erection it gives him," is Snell's guideline for his staff. So far, the place is a hit, packed every lunch and dinner sitting. But what do you expect from Britain's first gourmet, XXX-rated gastro-stripclub?

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Okay here is my waitress.


Name: Veronica Donnington
Age: 23
Nationality: British
Orientation: Straight
Height: 5'3"
Weight: 105 lbs

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Veronica, or Vee for friends, had a very normal youth. Born and raised in your average family she has a degree in catering and entertainment but wants to study music and history at University. With some effort her parents got her into King's College and in order to keep the bills paid, Veronica signed up for Snell's kitchen as a waitress. Today is going to be her first day at work.

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Name: Lana Faye
Age: 25
Nationality: American
Orientation: Straight (unconfirmed)
Height: 5'4"
Weight: 118 lbs
Measurements: 36C-24-36

Background:
Most of Lana's background is relatively unknown and not something she readily or openly discusses with anyone -- except for just a few minor details.  At seventeen she left the States to study at Le Cordon Bleu in Paris, spending two years to obtain her Patisserie diploma.  Immediately upon graduating and displaying a brilliant and passionate talent for her craft, she was offered a position in one of the Master Chef's restaurants as an assistant pattisière; she accepted, working under the head pattisière (Pastry Chef) for less than six months before she was courting offers from the top restaurants in Paris to take the helm as their pattisière.  Accepting the most lucrative offer, within a week the first acclaiming reviews of many about her creations began to appear.  Lana was there for only two years before she first met Alex Snell; he'd been a guest of the owner's and had demanded to meet the woman responsible for the creation of his dessert that evening to extend his gratitude -- or so he said.

Immediately the next day, and every day after like a determined hound, he began seeking her out to leave the restaurant and come to his own in Paris, at first merely asking and then becoming more insistent and extending his certain way of persuasion; it took six months of persuasion on Alex's part, a game that ended with Lana tied down to one of the working stations, fresh stinging welts across her thighs and cherry red rear, and he buried inside of her before she was screaming yes.  Assuming the position of head pattisière in Alex's Paris restaurant, they continued their private affair whenever he was in Paris, and sometimes when he wasn't.  It came as no surprise when he requested she leave the Paris restaurant after he opened his new love child in London; she did so once he found her replacement and moved across the channel to take up a new residence.

In the kitchen Lana is known as a demanding, temperamental and terrifying perfectionist; she treats her assistants with an iron fist and razor sharp tongue, expecting nothing less than the best and has, more than once or twice, literally fired someone on the spot for the slightest of mistakes -- ones that no fool, especially in her kitchen, should ever make.  There have been rumors of her private punishments to her staff extending well beyond the call of professionalism, they having started after one assistant was unable to sit for nearly a week.  To her due, she rarely acknowledges the rest of the kitchen beyond civil politeness, though is expectantly and genuinely relaxed among the other head chefs and sous chef, and surprisingly kinder toward the servers and dishwashers (who are often given small take home boxes of goodies that none other of the staff receive). 

Outside of the restaurant... well, no one knows. 






Name: Erin Faye
Age: 21
Nationality: American
Orientation: Bisexual
Height: 5'8"
Weight: 128 lbs

Background:
If her older (half) sister could be deemed an Ice Queen, then Erin surely hailed from the hottest of deserts.  Friendly, open, warm, and sporting a (fairly large) spark of mischief, Erin Faye rarely listened to anything other than the beating heart of life and seemed hell bent on discovering just how many twists and turns that particular path held in store for her.  A year after dropping out of college (which had come after changing her mind sixteen times on what she wanted to major in) -- much to Lana's frustrations that had been openly expressed time and time again -- Erin found herself mindlessly strolling the beaches of northern Italy without a single thought of what to do with the rest of her life.

She'd also found herself flat broke -- again.  Of course, all it had taken was one phone call to her older sister to provide some form of a solution, and before she knew it was she was on her way to London to play waitress for Alex Snell's new, scandalously delicious restaurant  and maybe even figure out just what she intended on doing with her life.  In the mean time, discovering the delights of London was an opportunity that Erin certainly wasn't going to miss out, even (or especially) if it meant taking part of one deliciously sinful restaurant. 

A few months later Erin remains living out of the guest bedroom of her sister's posh penthouse apartment, though still barely has a nickle to her name in compensation for the obsessive shopping habit and the late nights drinking at pubs or splurging on a weekend fling with girlfriends.  In private she's quite a surprise, preferring reading a good book, watching the latest football match, or catching a new foreign film at the cinema when it comes to her solitude, and refuses to admit, even to herself, how inwardly discontent she's slowly becoming with her directionless life. 
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::Starts a trail of cookies and gum drops leading players of clients to the thread... ::


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Better use beluga caviar.. it's an upscale restaurant.. clients don't like cookies and gum drops...

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Better use beluga caviar.. it's an upscale restaurant.. clients don't like cookies and gum drops...

You haven't tasted my cookies and gum drops. ::Winks.::

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Where is the location at??  I can't find it on my GPS??

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Any room for an accountant who takes his pay in rendered services?

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You crazy son of a bitch, as a fan of Hell's kitchen this game will have to be bookmarked and followed at the crazy antics.

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You crazy son of a bitch, as a fan of Hell's kitchen this game will have to be bookmarked and followed at the crazy antics.

Or, you know, you could come dine. ::Grin.::

Offline RamsterTopic starter

Feel free to cook up a customer character, enjoy the show from a front seat and sample the culinary and titillating delights!

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Maybe for a nibble when the game gets rolling, I don't want to commit to more games my list is massive right now. (Like my metallic cock)

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Maybe for a nibble when the game gets rolling, I don't want to commit to more games my list is massive right now. (Like my metallic cock)

::Bites her tongue, dips back into post land.::

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...I think this is one of the most interesting ideas I have ever seen on these boards. :O  I am impressed.

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*Bows* Thank you! Still taking reservations for our business lunch.


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Age: 35
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Orientation: Straight
Height: 185cm
Weight: 82 kg, 16.2oz-ish exactly.

Background:
Fifteen years ago Jon J.J. Darling struck it big when his father, Joe J.J. Darling, business tycoon and legend, passed away quite unexpectedly under the nurturing thighs of his then mistress and made his only child and heir one of the wealthiest men and most eligible bachelors in the world, and allowed him the freedom to explore and develop his tastes in every aspect of his life.

At present Darling rules his empire (mostly made up of oil, technology and weapons) from afar, keeping a sharp and keen eye on the investments, those under his command, those seeking his business, and even despite a physical absence, there is no detail, however minor, that escapes his eye.  Most recently growing bored of the various debutantes, married women, the occasional virgin, and the exclusive (and not so exclusive) kink clubs, Darling's interest was immediately perked when he heard of Alex Snell's new enterprise and he knew he had to have a taste for himself. 


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So what would be on the dinner menu?
« Last Edit: July 21, 2010, 01:10:44 AM by Cerigo »

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Hello and welcome! Dinner menu has yet to be compiled. Wait till you've seen lunch first ;)

Offline Idachan

Hrm... perhaps... if it isn't going to be too fastpaced... I might try out making a guest.

Offline RamsterTopic starter

It'll probably get quite hectic and action packed, but anyone wishing to play as a diner should PM me a brief description of the character they had in mind. Diner characters needn't stick around if you don't feel like playing the kind of unreasonably rich deviant who takes several meals a day at the restaurant.

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I'm interested in playing a diner who's a regular at the restaurant--should I PM you, or just post a profile here?

Offline senshi32

i would like to make a male waiter and a male diner...if you have the room that is.