I had a crazy idea for a D&D Campaign that I think might be fun.
D&D: STOLEN VIRGINITY:
Plot: Serene The Goddess of virginity's Holy Chastity Belt of Greater Shocking Burst +5 was stolen while she was bathing. It is foretold that should Goddess Serene lose her virginity be it to God or Mortal, then every virgin in all the realms be they Human or elf, Troll or Dragon, shall remain a virgin forever. The heroes have banded together to seek out the culprits and return the Holy Relic, and perhaps get laid along the way.
This will be a highly erotic, hopefully hilarious D&D campaign set in the standard D&D setting but with several erotic themed changes. While there will be a lot of sexual overtones, there will be a plot with planned encounters and exciting battles. Role playing is a must, though there will be a a lot of combat as well.
1.CHARACTERS: Standard D&D. Roll 4d6 and keep the highest 3 die. Re roll any roll under 13. Hit points will be max and the level will be level 10. any of the official D&D book are fine though only the parts dealing with sex, will be allowed form the Book of Vile Darkness. For Magic Items simple give a list of what you desire and I will make any changes. Feel free to make up new sexually themed items as long as they are not overly powerful or too far out in left field I will accept them (ex: Sword of lustful Envy +2 -if the chosen target for an attack has previously attacked you or flirted with you this sword deals an extra 2d6 to the target until you successfully hit them.) Classes are as per the books but with the changes noted below. No evil characters unless you PM me to discuss it and agree to the terms i lay out for you.
Clerics: They must choose one of the custom God's listen below.
All Classes: The following skills are new class skills available to all classes.
The following is a list of new Feats(General):
Well Endowed: you gain +2 to Sex, and Charisma.
Fertile: You have a 20% chance verses a 10% chance of impregnating a partner or getting pregnant.(must be chosen at 1st level)
Infertile: You are incapable of impregnating someone or becoming pregnant(this takes up 2 feats and must be chosen at 1st level)
Fertility checks- anytime you have the male rolls percentiles. On 10%(20) or less there is a chance of impregnating the female. The female then rolls percentiles dived by 2. If your score is 10%(20) or less you have been knocked up. Game effects will be explained when/if it happens. For each sexual sexual encounter with the same in individual in a given day the chance of impregnation goes up by 5%. (ex: Uric the fighter gets buck wild with Alastacia the Paladin. This is their 3rd time today. Their chance of impregnation is now 25%(45%). Each day the percentile chance resets.
LIMITS: Anything not illegal on the site goes as long as the partner agrees to it.(ooc).
In order to keep the game moving sexual encounters will have separate threads form the main adventure. So it may be possible to play out your week long sex scenes, but still participate in the story. ( The story may be on the seventh day, while you and the cleric are still finishing up your sex scene from the first night is a separate thread. You will still be required to participate in the story thread.)
Cupid: God of love and beauty (CG)
Serene: Goddess of Virginity(LG)
Dominatra: Goddess of Sex and lust(LE)
Herpetis: God of Disease and murder(CE)
Necronius: God of Death (N)
Sol: God of Life and fertility(N)
OVERVIEW OF THE SETTING:
A place where Chain mail bikini's, bare chested men, and monthly town orgies are the norm. Laws regarding sex in public are no existent. However, there art strict laws regarding incest, rape, and sexual assault. Punishment varies from fines, imprisonment or even the loss of ones Sexual Organs. Sex is sacred here, even the dead spirits get in on on it, but there are still boundaries.
To join simply PM me a complete character with stats, and a brief background explaining a little about them, and why they are on the quest to retrieve the Holy Relic. Also include the limits that your character has. For those who want to join but are not familiar with the D&D rules just send me an idea of the characetr you want and I can whip out stats for you.