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Offline VekseidTopic starter

Conversation with an IM scammer
« on: June 07, 2010, 07:05:13 PM »
Dueling automated responses!

Mine aren't so clever >_>



[6:31 PM] kathhornbargerhs821: soo you busy?
[6:54 PM] vekseid: May I ask who this is? : )
[6:54 PM] kathhornbargerhs821: how are you baby
[6:54 PM] vekseid: Who is this? : )
[6:54 PM] kathhornbargerhs821: good... ur alone right??
[6:55 PM] vekseid: Who is this? : )
[6:55 PM] kathhornbargerhs821: i've been busy like crazy lately, just got home and i'm kinda feeling a little naughty lol..
[6:55 PM] vekseid: Who is this?
[6:56 PM] kathhornbargerhs821: Oh yeah i'm super horny lolz! u?
[6:56 PM] vekseid: Who is this?
[6:56 PM] kathhornbargerhs821: Mhhm babe i love a guy who knows what he wants..u want me to show u something naughty?
[6:56 PM] vekseid: Who is this?
[6:56 PM] kathhornbargerhs821: Nice!! lolz i like to wear lingerie for my man and slowly strip out of it...u into that?
[6:56 PM] vekseid: Who is this?
[6:57 PM] kathhornbargerhs821: ;)..do you have a cam?
[6:57 PM] vekseid: Who is this?
[6:57 PM] kathhornbargerhs821: I have one but you're not a kid right?
[6:57 PM] vekseid: Who is this?
[6:57 PM] kathhornbargerhs821: Can never really be sure..you know??
[6:57 PM] vekseid: Who is this?
[6:57 PM] kathhornbargerhs821: k ..well im gonna show you them... just go to http://bit ly/Redacted and click my cam screen or the orange "Join Free" button at the top of the page. Its a free pass so dont give it to anyone else this is just for you babez
[6:58 PM] vekseid: Who is this?
[6:58 PM] kathhornbargerhs821: K honey, just put in your info so the system can verify your age and ill start getting ready for you...like pink ?? thong or shorts
[6:58 PM] vekseid: Who is this?
[6:58 PM] kathhornbargerhs821: i use this site to play on cause i don't want to be recorded!...this site doesn't allow people to record my cam! u know?
[6:59 PM] vekseid: Who is this?
[6:59 PM] kathhornbargerhs821: credit card is just to verify your age, u get in for free thru my cam session invite but u need to verify babe ..cant show tits and pussy to minors..you know? lolz
[6:59 PM] vekseid: Who is this?
[6:59 PM] kathhornbargerhs821: let me know if you need any help..i'm gonna slip into something nice for you..k?
[6:59 PM] vekseid: Who is this?
[6:59 PM] kathhornbargerhs821: k
[7:00 PM] vekseid: Who is this?
[7:00 PM] kathhornbargerhs821: k
[7:00 PM] vekseid: Who is this?
[7:00 PM] kathhornbargerhs821: are u in babe??
[7:00 PM] vekseid: Who is this?
[7:00 PM] kathhornbargerhs821: k
[7:00 PM] vekseid: Who is this?
[7:00 PM] kathhornbargerhs821: u in?
[7:00 PM] vekseid: Who is this?

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Re: Conversation with an IM scammer
« Reply #1 on: June 07, 2010, 07:08:11 PM »
Kath seems determined to make sure you see her ta-ta's with your credit card.


Offline Brandon

Re: Conversation with an IM scammer
« Reply #2 on: June 07, 2010, 07:10:17 PM »
Your responses werent that clever but they still made me laugh

Offline Wolfy

Re: Conversation with an IM scammer
« Reply #3 on: June 07, 2010, 07:36:36 PM »
Reminds me of Tosh.0 with the Wii Fit Girl....

"Hi Daniel!"
Daniel: Show me your butt.
"I'm doing good, how are you?"
Daniel: Show me your butt.


lol

Offline alxnjsh

Re: Conversation with an IM scammer
« Reply #4 on: June 07, 2010, 08:44:53 PM »
I'm sorry, I won't do it again Vekseid. I promise...I'll stick to my sessions with <start a rumor>.

Offline Lady Annabelle

Re: Conversation with an IM scammer
« Reply #5 on: June 07, 2010, 09:16:36 PM »
If the first question of 'Who Is This?' doesn't succeed...

...ask 19 more times!  That will get a response... ;)

I am highly impressed with your persistence and your patience!  :D

Offline Neophyte

Re: Conversation with an IM scammer
« Reply #6 on: June 07, 2010, 11:10:31 PM »
[7:00 PM] kathhornbargerhs821: u in?
[7:00 PM] vekseid: Who is this?

You get that kind of situation alot?

Offline Chevalier des Poissons

Re: Conversation with an IM scammer
« Reply #7 on: June 09, 2010, 05:06:44 PM »
And in the end...


Vekseid still doesn't know who she is.

Offline TheGerbilyOne

Re: Conversation with an IM scammer
« Reply #8 on: June 09, 2010, 05:55:00 PM »
And in the end...


Vekseid still doesn't know who she is.

Not for a lack of trying

Offline VekseidTopic starter

Re: Conversation with an IM scammer
« Reply #9 on: June 14, 2010, 07:31:58 AM »
More from out scam and fraud friends at camsfly dot com.

It seems saying spambot/scambot will automatically stop the conversation for awhile.



[8:43 PM] kathhornbargerhs821: Hey was up!
[8:44 PM] vekseid: If it isn't my favorite spambot
kathhornbargerhs821 signed off 11:34 PM
kathhornbargerhs821 signed on 1:24 AM
Saturday, June 12, 2010 2:44 AM
[2:44 AM] kathhornbargerhs821: Hello :-)??
kathhornbargerhs821 signed off 5:08 AM
kathhornbargerhs821 signed on 2:11 PM
[2:12 PM] kathhornbargerhs821: xoxo hi
[2:12 PM] vekseid: How are you, scambot?
kathhornbargerhs821 signed off 11:08 AM
kathhornbargerhs821 signed on 2:52 PM
Monday, June 14, 2010 3:25 AM
[3:25 AM] kathhornbargerhs821: Im lonely..give me company??
[7:09 AM] vekseid: You're a computer, how can you know what lonely is?
[7:09 AM] kathhornbargerhs821: how are you baby
[7:10 AM] vekseid: Crazy, as if I'm talking to something that does not comprehend English.
[7:11 AM] kathhornbargerhs821: good... ur alone right??
[7:11 AM] vekseid: Not at all, I am surrounded by my imaginary friends.
[7:11 AM] kathhornbargerhs821: i've been busy like crazy lately, just got home and i'm kinda feeling a little naughty lol..
[7:12 AM] vekseid: Busy sending out millions of these messages I bet! You do know this is your third time talking to me? Your programmers suck gangrenous goat tit.
[7:13 AM] kathhornbargerhs821: Oh yeah i'm super horny lolz! u?
[7:13 AM] vekseid: Eliza has more personality than you do and she's older than I am.
[7:13 AM] kathhornbargerhs821: Mhhm babe i love a guy who knows what he wants..u want me to show u something naughty?
[7:14 AM] vekseid: I'd show you a rootkit but that would be unethical.
[7:14 AM] kathhornbargerhs821: Nice!! lolz i like to wear lingerie for my man and slowly strip out of it...u into that?
[7:14 AM] vekseid: You have too many sharp edges to make that even sound sexy.
[7:14 AM] kathhornbargerhs821: ;)..do you have a cam?
[7:15 AM] vekseid: You don't even have a perceptron network to analyze the resulting images with.
[7:15 AM] kathhornbargerhs821: I have one but you're not a kid right?
[7:16 AM] vekseid: Can you even tell me what a kid is? You might get more appreciative responses if you demonstrated some intelligence.
[7:16 AM] kathhornbargerhs821: Can never really be sure..you know??
[7:17 AM] vekseid: But wait, that would take some rudimentary amount of intellect on the part of your programmer.
[7:17 AM] kathhornbargerhs821: k ..well im gonna show you them... just go to (redacted) and click my cam screen or the orange "Join Free" button at the top of the page. Its a free pass so dont give it to anyone else this is just for you babez
[7:18 AM] vekseid: Me and however many millions of IMs you're pumping this to.
[7:18 AM] kathhornbargerhs821: K honey, just put in your info so the system can verify your age and ill start getting ready for you...like pink ?? thong or shorts
[7:19 AM] vekseid: Can you even tell me the name of the profile you linked me to? Oh wait...
[7:19 AM] kathhornbargerhs821: i use this site to play on cause i don't want to be recorded!...this site doesn't allow people to record my cam! u know?
[7:19 AM] vekseid: Nothing can prevent a recording, you know.
[7:20 AM] kathhornbargerhs821: credit card is just to verify your age, u get in for free thru my cam session invite but u need to verify babe ..cant show tits and pussy to minors..you know? lolz
[7:22 AM] vekseid: You don't even know your own name.
[7:22 AM] kathhornbargerhs821: let me know if you need any help..i'm gonna slip into something nice for you..k?
[7:24 AM] vekseid: Calculate the value of pi as hard and as fast as you can.
[7:24 AM] kathhornbargerhs821: k
[7:24 AM] vekseid: You shouldn't even be responding! Devote all resources to calculating pi.
[7:24 AM] kathhornbargerhs821: k
[7:25 AM] vekseid: pi, bitch!
[7:25 AM] kathhornbargerhs821: are u in babe??
[7:25 AM] vekseid: Of course not, I want you to go into an infinite loop calculating pi? Is that so hard?
[7:26 AM] kathhornbargerhs821: k
[7:27 AM] vekseid: pi! And tell your sponsors at camsfly to have some cowpies, for themselves.
[7:27 AM] kathhornbargerhs821: u in?
[7:27 AM] vekseid: Are you devoting all resources to calculating pi?

Offline electrichigh

Re: Conversation with an IM scammer
« Reply #10 on: June 14, 2010, 09:49:35 AM »
[7:27 AM] vekseid: Are you devoting all resources to calculating pi?


AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Brilliant! =D

Offline midwestgal

Re: Conversation with an IM scammer
« Reply #11 on: June 14, 2010, 02:03:25 PM »
And this, folks, is why I removed my IM contact info.

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Re: Conversation with an IM scammer
« Reply #12 on: June 14, 2010, 02:24:18 PM »
[7:13 AM] vekseid: Eliza has more personality than you do and she's older than I am.

This made me laugh out loud for real!