Practical Jokes: Help Juicy Exact his Revenge!

[Remiel]

As Juicy recently found himself the victim of a couple of (albeit hilarious) practical jokes, he now needs our help getting his revenge on his tormentors.

Please post your best practical joke ideas here.  They should be tasteful, practical, and nothing that would land him in jail or cause destruction of property or injury to any person.

[Juicy]

I have my video camera handy and the results will be filmed.

[Oniya]

Fill something that they have to open (preferably something above eye-level for maximum comic effect) with packing peanuts. 

[Shores]

Because you have a hot avatar.

Cling wrap a doorway.
Mix up salt and sugar when drinking coffee with them.
Add chilli to their beverage
Replace guamole with wasabi.
Glue a coin to the floor.
When they walk by your desk, drop a pen and have them pick it up. Keep a piece of fabric ready and tear it. They'll think they tore their pants.
Play a recording of glass shattering/gunfire.

[Juicy]

Because you have a hot avatar.

Cling wrap a doorway.
Mix up salt and sugar when drinking coffee with them.
Add chilli to their beverage
Replace guamole with wasabi.
Glue a coin to the floor.
When they walk by your desk, drop a pen and have them pick it up. Keep a piece of fabric ready and tear it. They'll think they tore their pants.
Play a recording of glass shattering/gunfire.

I am forming an idea here. Heh..

Fill something that they have to open (preferably something above eye-level for maximum comic effect) with packing peanuts. 

Funny, but I want them to SCREAM in horror like I did.

[Oniya]

Add chilli to their beverage

Three little words:  Dave's Insanity Sauce.

[Juicy]

Nice, Oniya.

Beguile's posted a funny video in the other thread. I need to find a monster I can put in the toilet!

*pictures a 6' man opening the lid to take a leak and then running away screaming, hopefully peeing all over himself*

[Ryven]

As Juicy recently found himself the victim of a couple of (albeit hilarious) practical jokes, he now needs our help getting his revenge on his tormentors.

Please post your best practical joke ideas here.  They should be tasteful, practical, and nothing that would land him in jail or cause destruction of property or injury to any person.

Can't result in injury?  Why not?  I'm thinking baby oil on the floor could easily result in a broken bone or concussion.

Juicy, here's what you do.

Buy a small vial of pure capsaicin.  Brush a tiny amount on something they are likely to touch i.e. car keys, cell phone, etc.  They have to rub their eyes sometime.

Other than that, peeing on their toothbrush or in their mouthwash works well too.  I hear it works well in body lotion as well.   Don't worry.  Urine is sterile.  They'll be fine.

[Juicy]

As long as I don't end up in jail, for you know, murder or whatever, I think it'll be okay. They are big boys, they can dish it, they can take it.

I don't know how I feel about peeing on someone's toothbrush though...

[Remiel]

I've heard about various things you can put in someone's shower head (red Kool-Aid, etc.) to make someone think that it's raining blood or something, but I don't know how effective that would be as a prank. 

But yes, I think a great idea would be to invite your friends over for a hot dog cook-out, and then secretly substitute chopped up serrano or habanero peppers for the relish. Or possibly mix up chopped up peppers in the relish.

Also, here's something I found after doing a bit of research, which would be awesome if pulled off:

This reminds me of a similar stunt we used to enjoy at the dining hall in my undergrad days. The food service used opaque plastic salt and pepper shakers with pop-off tops that could be pried off with a knife blade if you were persistent enough.

PREPARATION (in a restroom nearby):

Empty salt ( or pepper) from a previously 'acquired' container and fill about 1/3 full with concentrated lemon juice.
Place a thin tissue across the opening, poke it down a bit to form a depression, and fill the depression with about a teaspoon of baking soda.
Cover (from the inside) the holes of the top with tape of the appropriate color.
Replace top on container and trim visible tissue from around the top.
Carry the device to dining hall (upright and as stable as is possible... for your own sake).

After discretely placing the shaker on your table (only place it near to you... see caveat #1 below), observe the next person to use the salt (pepper). (S)He will shake lightly at first, then harder as nothing comes out. Due to the breakdown of the tissue and the pressure resulting from the classic acid/base reaction, the top will pop off (quite spectacularly) amidst a shower of foam. Your victim (as will as everyone around) should have quite a reaction, since one does not usually observe this type of behavior in a salt (pepper) shaker!

CAVEATS:

The top will come off with some force. If the holes are sealed well, this will happen on about the second or third shake. Once, though, due to poor sealing, it took about 5 seconds, during which time our victim started looking at the shaker to examine the "foamy stuff coming out" of the holes... we quickly grabbed the shaker from her to direct the top towards the ceiling before it went off. So, watch carefully!
The "foam shower" (lemon juice & soda) may ruin you victim meal... be prepared to pop for another one.
Don't do this if your victim or anyone near ground zero is dressed up (this joke will flop at board meetings and the like).

[Zealously Jaded]

You could do what I did to the smelly dirty boys I was forced to live with at my 3rd year of Uni...

Probably not a good idea, but we did it anyway.

Covered their fruit in raw chicken juice.
Rubbed their bread round the toilet bowl.

Something you might want to do.

Replaced one guys whey protein with salt.
Got someone to piss in their shampoo bottles.
Rubbed crushed garlic on their door handles.
Randomly threw their stuff out and wrote very rude stuff on the fridge in magnets - childish but fun... the 'C' kept going missing!

Just a few ideas for you...like to add that none of them died, but not through lack of trying, the moral of the story...don't piss me off!

[Aiden]

Drug them with Viagra before a class or date.


Also if you don't mind getting a little gross, toss dog crap (or your own) on their windshield  and on top of that on the door handles to their cars.

Wait till they are asleep and shave the backs of their heads, or Duct tape their eyes so they think they went blind in the morning.

[Geeklet]

Get a piece of string and some plain mentos. Tie the string around the mentos and dangle it just inside the opening of a bottle of diet coke. Screw the cap back on so it holds the string in place, and cut off the excess thats showing. When they go to open the bottle, the mentos drops in, and I believe we all know what happens next.

[Ryven]

I like Geeklet's idea.  Go with that one.  It's non-lethal but effective.

[Marguerite]

Shake up a few cans of soda for them to open and enjoy in their faces.
Butter the floor or the bathroom because I bet they will love having their own joke played on them.
Go with a few oldies of the shocking pen.
The laxative in their drink.
Hair removal gel in their shampoo.
Pie to the face.

[Remiel]

If you're feeling particularly sadistic and don't mind a furious, naked roommate chasing you around the house, you can keep a bucket or trash can of ice water handy -- the next time the person is taking a nice, long, hot, shower, sneak in and dump the bucket over the shower curtain.  You'll probably get some nice shrieking for this one.

[Paladin]

Ok undo the showerhead and with a syringe squirt Hot sauce into the pipe. Put the head back on. Or Red Food Coloring. Ruins hair and Dyes skin. Or get a toothpick and vasoline and put small dotd of the stuff on their winshield. Its hell to get off with fluid and wiper blades.

[Paladin]

Also stuff epoxy in their door handlkes, and seranwrap their car./

[Oniya]

They should be tasteful, practical, and nothing that would land him in jail or cause destruction of property or injury to any person.

[Tsais]

If you have time and access to their house, switch all of their cabinet latches to the opposite side, without switching the handle. It will drive them up the wall and it's funny as hell.

[Juicy]

Oh man, you guys are evil geniuses, for real...

I have so many options to choose from!

[Paladin]

If done right it will not land someone in jail. Nopne  of then are harmful... well not  permanently. The hotsauce one stings the eyes a bit but it goes away.

[Oniya]

I was thinking that the epoxy one might cause reasonably permanent damage to property  

Had no problem with the others, actually   Although I'd recommend a mainstream hot sauce for the one, rather than the Dave's.

[Paladin]

I was thinking that the epoxy one might cause reasonably permanent damage to property  

Had no problem with the others, actually   Although I'd recommend a mainstream hot sauce for the one, rather than the Dave's.

well you have to let the epoxy harden slightly before uyou put it in. that way it dosen't sick to the car itself, just blocks the doorhadles.

[Tsais]

You could also sew closed the cuffs of their shirts in such a way that they cannot get their hand through, but you can take out the thread.