Oh, come on now, they're a perfectly unbiased News source! They would never lie to you.
So if they say that intermarriage is bad, why, it must be bad!
Wait, are Italians white? What about half-Italians? If she's 1/4 Italian, does that make my child white, or does that 1/4 make her impure?
Oh god, I'm so confused now. Whatever am I going to do? Should I get her fixed like a dog so she can't breed and create more little 1/4 Italian babies???
I mean, Fox News is totally unbiased, right? They claim they are.
Sorry, sarcasm FTW. Some of my in-laws watch Fox and claim it's an unbiased and reliable News source. I suppose I shouldn't make fun of them, but the ones who watch it are the Italians... they don't seem to care that I'm not Italian, but maybe they will after I tell them that.