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Offline TonalberryTopic starter

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Oh dear god I think I'm having a heart attack!
« on: June 06, 2009, 12:40:56 AM »


*whimper*

Offline The Overlord

Re: Oh dear god I think I'm having a heart attack!
« Reply #1 on: June 06, 2009, 02:56:57 AM »

Jesus H. Fricking Christ...  :o

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« Reply #2 on: June 06, 2009, 03:23:06 AM »
...I gained 5 kilos just from LOOKING at that.

...

*sneaks off to his mirror to see how wide he can open his mouth*

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Re: Oh dear god I think I'm having a heart attack!
« Reply #3 on: June 06, 2009, 06:09:50 AM »

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Re: Oh dear god I think I'm having a heart attack!
« Reply #4 on: June 06, 2009, 06:16:21 AM »
And now I'm wishing I had bacon...because I have shredded cheese...

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Re: Oh dear god I think I'm having a heart attack!
« Reply #5 on: June 06, 2009, 06:35:14 AM »
DO WANT.

Note the title.

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Re: Oh dear god I think I'm having a heart attack!
« Reply #6 on: June 06, 2009, 06:42:58 AM »
If you want true heart attack on a plate, I ought to introduce you to the Ulster Fry.  :D

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« Reply #7 on: June 06, 2009, 06:58:50 AM »
You want heart attacks? Try going to Scotland and ordering yourself a deep fried pork sausage kebab. Only contains 46 grams of fat, and customers are limited to 1 per week. For dessert you can treat yourself to a deep fried mars bar.

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Re: Oh dear god I think I'm having a heart attack!
« Reply #8 on: June 06, 2009, 07:13:10 AM »
There's a lot of similarity between the Scots and the Northern Irish.

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« Reply #9 on: June 06, 2009, 07:18:20 AM »
If you want true heart attack on a plate, I ought to introduce you to the Ulster Fry.  :D

What, what's an Ulster Fry master?


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Re: Oh dear god I think I'm having a heart attack!
« Reply #10 on: June 06, 2009, 07:30:11 AM »
"A traditional Ulster fry consists of bacon, eggs, sausages (either pork or beef), the farl form of soda bread (the farl split in half crossways to expose the inner bread and then fried with the exposed side down), potato bread and tomatoes.[10] Other common components include mushrooms, wheaten bread or pancakes. All this is traditionally fried in lard."

Says wikipedia.

Here's one version of it.

http://www.mrbreakfast.com/superdisplay.asp?recipeid=727

    *  2 Bacons
    * 2 Sausages
    * 1 Vegetable Roll (sausage meat mixed with scallions (spring onions))
    * 2 Tomatoes
    * 4 Mushrooms
    * 2 Eggs
    * 1 Soda Farl (the flat version of soda bread)
    * 2 Potato Farls (Irish potato bread)

To that you can also add white pudding, black pudding, onions, friend pancakes and fried bread.

For myself, I'd go with the bacon, sausage, vegetable roll, mushrooms, white pudding, and onions, all fried.

Ish delicious.

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Re: Oh dear god I think I'm having a heart attack!
« Reply #11 on: June 06, 2009, 08:03:58 AM »
You're all fools! Those things will get you sick, this will KILL YOU!

« Last Edit: June 06, 2009, 08:31:19 AM by HPDDJ »

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« Reply #12 on: June 06, 2009, 08:23:54 AM »
I...  I think I'm the only one actually grossed out by this...

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Re: Oh dear god I think I'm having a heart attack!
« Reply #13 on: June 06, 2009, 09:24:39 AM »


What is wrong with the Japanese?

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Re: Oh dear god I think I'm having a heart attack!
« Reply #14 on: June 06, 2009, 09:53:21 AM »
Nothing my friend. That looks like confectionery heaven  O:)

Offline Sabby

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« Reply #15 on: June 06, 2009, 10:44:35 AM »
Oh god... I HAVE to try that bacon weave thing!

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Re: Oh dear god I think I'm having a heart attack!
« Reply #17 on: June 06, 2009, 12:19:10 PM »
Good god, is that bacon wrapped in bacon, and then... BAKED?

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Re: Oh dear god I think I'm having a heart attack!
« Reply #18 on: June 06, 2009, 12:26:36 PM »


That which does not kill me, only makes me stronger!!

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« Reply #19 on: June 06, 2009, 12:42:11 PM »
http://thisiswhyyourefat.com/



Deep Fried Peanut Butter And Banana Sandwich



The Pattie LaBurger

A triple bacon cheeseburger with deep fried patties as buns.

And...

http://www.davidlebovitz.com/archives/2008/03/candied_bacon_i_1.html



Candied Bacon Ice-cream


Although I do have to say I'm pretty disappointed in the Ulster Fry... that seems pretty lightweight in terms of the OTT cooked breakfasts I've seen (hell, that I've seen down my street...) ...

Oh, and from one of the best blogs in the world:



http://russelldavies.typepad.com/eggbaconchipsandbeans/

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Re: Oh dear god I think I'm having a heart attack!
« Reply #20 on: June 06, 2009, 12:57:58 PM »
The ultimate super bowl snack


Offline Lithos

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« Reply #21 on: June 06, 2009, 01:28:55 PM »
This thread is awesome, it makes me hungry x.x

Now off to shop :P

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« Reply #22 on: June 06, 2009, 02:11:08 PM »
This thread is awesome, it makes me hungry x.x

Now off to shop :P

Always a bad idea lol...

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« Reply #23 on: June 06, 2009, 02:20:38 PM »
The ultimate super bowl snack



SUPER LOL!

Also, I strongly advise against grocery shopping on an empty stomach. It impairs your judgment to do radical and unreasonable things. For example, buying 5 boxes of fancy cakes. Bad idea.



Behold! my only vice.

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Re: Oh dear god I think I'm having a heart attack!
« Reply #24 on: June 06, 2009, 02:49:07 PM »
*wants a Clamwich and a Fribble*