Guilty or not guilty

[Sybl]

Not guilty

Ever gone to the Zoo and tried to talk the language?

[Undeniable Sin]

Guilty, I have totally mastered Monkey speak.

  Have you ever invited someone to go swimming with you just because you wanted to see them in as little as possible?

[Anesa]

Not guilty....but that gives me ideas

Ever gone through the Express Lane with more than 10 or 20 items, knowing you were over the limit?

[Undeniable Sin]

Guilty, but I was told to by a bored associate, so does it really count?

Do you like supernatural Romances?

[Sybl]

Guilty

Do you like trains?

[Anesa]

Not guilty.... they are noisy ;P

Ever wore "padding" to make yourself look more sexy?   

[Sybl]

Not guilty

Have you cowgirl? 

[Anesa]

Guilty!  ) But it was when I was younger...and hadn't quite "matured", if ya know what I mean



Ever wrote a love note that somehow got into the wrong hands?

[Undeniable Sin]

Guilty. It ended badly. It was in the 7th grade, and I wound up dumping pencil shavings down the shirt of the little creep who thought my letter meant he could touch my bra

Have you ever texted an ex "accidentally"?

[Belle33]

Guilty.  Texting has gotten me into little trouble.

Ever find out someone had a crush on you in the past, and ask them "Why didn't you say something?"

[Undeniable Sin]

Guilty. That has to be one of the worst kinds of pain.

Would you hook up with someone through an online social network?

[Anesa]

Guilty  (maybe...;P  )

Ever put something other than "toothpaste" on your toothbrush (accidentally, of course)... 

True story:  Hubby put Vagisil on his toothbrush once (I had the tube laying there on the sink were generally my tube of toothpaste would have been) and he started brushing his teeth.  Immediately, he noticed a funny "taste" and spit it out..but by then, his tongue and lips had already started going numb!  ;P

[Sybl]

Holy Lasso Camille,  Not guilty!!

Ever add itching powder to another's underwear?

[Mordred]

Damn.. I wanted to but never did.

Ever slip someone some Ex-Lax (or equivalent)?

[Undeniable Sin]

Not guilty. Not really a prankster.

Have you just gotten ideas of something to pull on a friend/adversary?

[Anesa]

Not guilty....I don't need any help with those kinds of ideas..they whirl inside my head all the time ;P


Did you ever make out at a drive-in movie theater?  (My home town where I grew up still had one of these up until about a year ago!)

[Sybl]

Guilty as charged

Have you ever made out under the trestle?

[Finothing]

Not guilty!
Have you ever shot drink out of your nose while laughing/coughing/etc?

[Sybl]

Not guilty- though my screen has been cleaned many times.

Ever joined a poetry duel?

[TaintedAndDelish]

No ... Hmmm...

Ever make cake batter just to eat it? ( With no intention of making cake )

[Anesa]

Not guilty.....but I have been known to open a can of icing (esp. chocolate) and get a spoonful with no cake in sight!


Ever gone to a public restroom, and sat down on toilet only to notice there's not one scrap of paper left on the toilet paper dispenser/roll?

[Sybl]

Guilty! Why did you do that to me? 

Ever go to a bumble bee rodeo?

[Anesa]

LMAO!  I had to "Google" that.... is this what you mean?

Bumblebee rodeo


LOL!  If so, then NOT guilty!  ;P

Ever stepped in animal feces and gone someone where people started smelling it?  And you then realized it was YOU??

[Sybl]

Not guilty, thankfully.

Ever stand behind a horse when it farted?

[Anesa]

LMFAO!  Sybl, you're a pisser!

Guilty!  ;P

Ever seen a chicken get his head chopped off or "wrung" off?  (wow...maybe too much this early of the morning..sorry.. :(  )