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Offline TankouTopic starter

The Useless Power Game!
« on: March 03, 2009, 04:40:34 AM »
Okay Alls ^_^ I have a game for you. It is called The Useless Power Game, and this is how it goes:

All the superheroes have really awesome powers, and the bad Super heroes are ganging up on them awesome ones so that they can be the best around. In order to play this game you have to make up a useless superpower, and post it for all to see. That super power will be a bad superhero power, and that is what will be used in the war of awesome vs crappy.

My Super power is the ability to Calm Jittery Squirrels!!!

Offline consortium11

Re: The Useless Power Game!
« Reply #1 on: March 03, 2009, 09:17:23 AM »
Okay Alls ^_^ I have a game for you. It is called The Useless Power Game, and this is how it goes:

All the superheroes have really awesome powers, and the bad Super heroes are ganging up on them awesome ones so that they can be the best around. In order to play this game you have to make up a useless superpower, and post it for all to see. That super power will be a bad superhero power, and that is what will be used in the war of awesome vs crappy.

My Super power is the ability to Calm Jittery Squirrels!!!

Squirrel Girl (who has canon victories over Dr Doom, modak and Thanos) objects to one of her main powers being called crappy.

I have the power to be invisible when no-one is watching or observing in any way (yeah, I'm not that original)

Offline Taymynx

Re: The Useless Power Game!
« Reply #2 on: March 03, 2009, 10:56:09 AM »
I have the power to blow dandelion helicopters over the sandy beach.

Offline TankouTopic starter

Re: The Useless Power Game!
« Reply #3 on: March 03, 2009, 12:30:40 PM »
Note: I do not possess the powers of squirrel girl... I only have the power to Calm jittery squirrels.. that is all XP

I also have the power to fill my left shoe with sand twice daily XP

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Re: The Useless Power Game!
« Reply #4 on: March 06, 2009, 06:49:38 PM »
I want the power to scare the chronically frightened.

Offline saturnschild

Re: The Useless Power Game!
« Reply #5 on: March 06, 2009, 09:17:27 PM »
Meat Vision. The power to shot fully cooked meat out your eyes.

Offline MusicNeverDies

Re: The Useless Power Game!
« Reply #6 on: March 07, 2009, 10:46:05 AM »
The ability to count the amount of lost change in any couch without removing the seats.

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Re: The Useless Power Game!
« Reply #7 on: March 07, 2009, 01:32:32 PM »
The ability to find the socks the dryer eats.

Offline saturnschild

Re: The Useless Power Game!
« Reply #8 on: March 09, 2009, 09:00:03 AM »
the ability to count the jelly beans in the jar.

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Re: The Useless Power Game!
« Reply #9 on: March 09, 2009, 09:31:46 AM »
the ability to blow off my classes to hange out on a formam XD, but really, ummmmm o i got one, the ability to fold paper 10 times!

Offline saturnschild

Re: The Useless Power Game!
« Reply #10 on: March 09, 2009, 09:44:25 AM »
the ability to read super fast

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Re: The Useless Power Game!
« Reply #11 on: March 09, 2009, 12:35:07 PM »
I want the ability to fly like a penguin!

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Re: The Useless Power Game!
« Reply #12 on: March 09, 2009, 12:40:01 PM »
The ability to produce processed cheese food from my fingertips.

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Re: The Useless Power Game!
« Reply #13 on: March 09, 2009, 12:42:36 PM »
The ability to make myself one cell bigger or smaller!

Offline consortium11

Re: The Useless Power Game!
« Reply #14 on: March 09, 2009, 12:44:56 PM »
The ability to finish the Neverending Story

Offline SubmissiveDominance

Re: The Useless Power Game!
« Reply #15 on: March 19, 2009, 11:42:42 PM »
The ability to ask my puppy what his favorite color is.

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Re: The Useless Power Game!
« Reply #16 on: March 20, 2009, 08:16:59 AM »
The power to rotate all flowers on the planet one hundred and eighty degrees on a vertical axis, simultaneously.

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Re: The Useless Power Game!
« Reply #17 on: March 20, 2009, 10:45:21 AM »
the ability to change the color of my organs

Offline MusicNeverDies

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« Reply #18 on: March 20, 2009, 01:41:34 PM »
The ability to know any persons shoe size

Offline SubmissiveDominance

Re: The Useless Power Game!
« Reply #19 on: March 20, 2009, 01:52:14 PM »
The ability to turn myself into a glass jar of strawberry jam.

Offline MusicNeverDies

Re: The Useless Power Game!
« Reply #20 on: March 20, 2009, 01:59:07 PM »
The ability to make up to eight minnows hungry at any given time.

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Re: The Useless Power Game!
« Reply #21 on: March 20, 2009, 11:30:36 PM »
the ability to blink at the speed of light!

Offline MusicNeverDies

Re: The Useless Power Game!
« Reply #22 on: March 20, 2009, 11:36:34 PM »
The ability to hang pictures perfectly straight without using a leveller.

Offline Krysia

Re: The Useless Power Game!
« Reply #23 on: March 21, 2009, 05:26:50 AM »
The ability to paint my finger nails with a mere thought. :D

Offline MusicNeverDies

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« Reply #24 on: March 21, 2009, 11:29:07 AM »
The ability to sleep with your eyes open.