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Author Topic: The Useless Power Game!  (Read 5571 times)

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Offline Skye

Re: The Useless Power Game!
« Reply #75 on: April 10, 2009, 05:40:02 PM »
My hair knows when it needs to grow or shorten itself. 

Offline TankouTopic starter

Re: The Useless Power Game!
« Reply #76 on: April 10, 2009, 06:27:42 PM »
The ability to ejaculate on command!

Offline Hippie

Re: The Useless Power Game!
« Reply #77 on: April 10, 2009, 09:59:36 PM »
The ability to rhyme everything you say.

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Re: The Useless Power Game!
« Reply #78 on: April 11, 2009, 10:56:23 AM »
The ability to make donuts appear in enemies' mouths

Offline Corinthi

Re: The Useless Power Game!
« Reply #79 on: April 11, 2009, 06:34:02 PM »
You know how you can use UV lights to see invisible semen stains? Yeah... I don't need the special lights. *shudder*

Offline tesseractive

Re: The Useless Power Game!
« Reply #80 on: April 18, 2009, 05:32:36 PM »
The ability to speak the language of trees.

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Re: The Useless Power Game!
« Reply #81 on: April 18, 2009, 05:41:08 PM »
The power to make chipmunks tap dance.

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Re: The Useless Power Game!
« Reply #82 on: April 18, 2009, 07:31:29 PM »
The ability to put pickles in people's underwear drawers.

Offline Hippie

Re: The Useless Power Game!
« Reply #83 on: April 18, 2009, 08:18:27 PM »
The ability to open the fridge telepathically and make the water bottle float to your hand.


(Haha I'm thirsty and don't want to get up!)

Offline saturnschild

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« Reply #84 on: April 18, 2009, 09:15:04 PM »
to make bacon appear in my hand right now ready to eat.

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Re: The Useless Power Game!
« Reply #85 on: April 18, 2009, 09:25:52 PM »
The ability to clog my arteries without eating fatty foods.

Offline Rhapsody

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« Reply #86 on: April 18, 2009, 11:27:47 PM »
I know what episode of Law & Order is airing without turning on the TV.

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Re: The Useless Power Game!
« Reply #87 on: April 18, 2009, 11:40:52 PM »
The ability to run in place without losing energy or weight

Offline Rhapsody

Re: The Useless Power Game!
« Reply #88 on: April 19, 2009, 12:05:33 AM »
I am a genius inventor who invents things other people have already invented.

Offline tesseractive

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« Reply #89 on: April 21, 2009, 12:59:07 AM »
The ability to call butterflies to land on my finger.

Offline Rhapsody

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« Reply #90 on: April 21, 2009, 12:38:24 PM »
I can write the perfect Mary Sue.

Offline Corinthi

Re: The Useless Power Game!
« Reply #91 on: April 21, 2009, 09:21:25 PM »
I have the power to spontaneously make rashes appear anywhere on my body...

but not make them go away.

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Re: The Useless Power Game!
« Reply #92 on: April 22, 2009, 11:11:39 AM »
The power to stand next to a plant and levitate the watering can only for the purpose of watering the plant and one must be within arm's radius of the plant.

Offline Corinthi

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« Reply #93 on: April 28, 2009, 02:09:32 AM »
Whereas I can cause the death of nearly any plant, simply by doing nothing at all. They slowly wither and die from my very presence... over the course of a few weeks... as I do nothing, nothing at all.

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Re: The Useless Power Game!
« Reply #94 on: April 28, 2009, 02:56:36 PM »
The power to think thoughts.

Offline Kaeil

Re: The Useless Power Game!
« Reply #95 on: April 28, 2009, 03:34:03 PM »
By climbing the great magic rock ledge with the special alien device I found, I am now able to make toasters supper hot and burn bread in an instant instead of the usual 30 seconds it takes everyone else.

Offline Corinthi

Re: The Useless Power Game!
« Reply #96 on: April 28, 2009, 07:00:16 PM »
You know the Skittles commercials where the guy turns anything he touches into Skittles? Yeah... based on a true story, except I just turn things into useless glass beads that aren't even fruity, chewy, and delicious.

Offline Sora

Re: The Useless Power Game!
« Reply #97 on: July 21, 2009, 11:44:47 PM »
I have the ability to tell someone's religion by their taste.

That sounds bad... Not cannibalism, but you know... I lick their arm or something and I can tell who they pray to. :)

Offline Antone

Re: The Useless Power Game!
« Reply #98 on: July 23, 2009, 09:11:11 PM »

 the ability to turn an ugly polka dotted tie into an ugly striped tie... or vice versa!

Offline Lady Annabelle

Re: The Useless Power Game!
« Reply #99 on: July 23, 2009, 09:20:07 PM »
The power to change into any outfit at any time.  I would have WAY too much with that power.