Break Up With the Person Above You! II

[Merry Gentry]

Lovely,
     You are the most adorable brat ever.. however, I'm used to being the center of attention.  Too often you've been stealing my limelight. 
That's just not gonna work for me babe.  Sorry!
later sweets,
  ~m

[clonkertink]

Merry,

Going by the number of people you've dumped in this thread, I can see the writing on the wall. I gotta break up with you, before you break up with me.

-Clonk

[Merry Gentry]

Dearest Clonk
     how could you leave me?! I thought you were the real deal. You and I were going to ride off into the sunset, together!
You can't leave me, I'm leaving you. 
Bye!

[Shewolf]

I can accept the hat and the broom but throwing stuff in a cauldron all day long, stinking up the house and cackling while you stir... that's just too much!
We're done.

[BlueOrange]

Shewolf, I need to be the coolest one in the relationship. Which means this was never going to work.

[Merry Gentry]

Dearest Blue
        I asked you countless times not to use my makeup.  ALL the blue eyeliner is gone, again!
I can't afford to keep you in my cosmetics.  I'll be sending you my Sephora bill.
We're done,
     ~m

[alignment]

I'm terribly sorry Merry but you see, I'm not even sure of when we exchanged numbers. It's not about you, it's me. I'm sure you're a memorable lady but after... whatever it was we drank last night I'm ashamed to say that I have little to no recollection of why my tongue's sore nor of how you wound up in your underwear. You have every right to be angry with me. I've been a very very naughty girl. Yes, so very bad. You should hit me you know, smack on the bottom. I've been such a cad. I blew off our anniversary, every single one of your birthdays, smoked in your bathroom, and left the refrigerator door open.

Actually... I'm not sure why you haven't left me? What on earth's wrong with you? Have you no self-esteem, woman?! Get thee to a nunnery.

That's it. We're over. I'm quitsies.

*slams door*

[Azy]

Love, we had some fun, but I think I'm gonna go give my number to that cute bartender.  I'll always remember the night we ran out of rum, or pieces of it anyhow.  Bye. 

[Merry Gentry]

Hey Azy,
     I'm sorry but this isn't going to work out.  You keep giving your number out to, EVERYONE.
I don't mind a threesome now n again? but every, single, night? I'm looking for someone that wants just me.
Sorry babe, later
     ~m

[BlueOrange]

Hey Merry,


If you’re not going to welcome Azy into our bed anymore, then I don’t think our relationship can survive. Let’s face it, I want everyone (all at once, if possible).


Blue

[RampantDesires]

Blue,
It's like I don't even know you anymore, like you're a million different people shifting under the surface of that lovely azure skin and I never know who or what is going to rise to the surface next and I simply can bear no more of the emotional and visual whiplash.

Goodbye forever,
      ~Rampant

[clonkertink]

Rampant,

How could we be together when you can't even bear to look at me? These blindfolds are all that stand between us.

-Clonk

[Merry Gentry]

Hey Clonk,
     I just wanted someone to cuddle with and watch movies.  You never stop moving.  It's constant, go, go, go!
I'm exhausted trying to keep up.  I'm out, I need a nap.
~ m

[RampantDesires]

Merry...

Remember how it used to be?  The little nibbles and tastes?  I miss that, but now it's all biting and I'm tired.  Like.  Physically tired going around a pint low all the time.  I cannot do this anymore.

~Rampant

[Merry Gentry]

My dearest RD,
      I feel as though you never look at me.  The real me.  You're always keeping blindfolds on and never seeing me. 
   I can't take it any more.  I just want to feel those eyes on me, just once. 
   I'm off to find someone that will.
   ~ m

[RecklessRapscallion]

Merry,

Please don't make this harder then it already is. We can no longer be an item because you exsanguinating my friends.

I wish you a happy future with you in your journey in the long night.

[clonkertink]

Rapscallion, I'm sorry. But I just don't think "Chainsaw Hand Foreplay" is all that "Groovy." It's messy, and dangerous, and I just don't have the energy for it. I hope you can find someone who has the necessary energy to accommodate your needs.

[Merry Gentry]

Dearest Clonk,
     I thought my teeth were sharp? but 16 stiches from our last encounter is just 15 too many for me.
Sorry babe, gotta go. 
  ~m

[RampantDesires]

Merry my darling I ... just can't handle you during football season. I cannot share your love and passion with these Patriots.

Adieu,
~Rampant

[clonkertink]

Rampant, I'm sorry, but I just don't get you. What good is that library behind you if you're always wearing blindfolds? I just can't bear to see books go to waste. It's over.

-Clonk

[RampantDesires]

You know what really grinds my gears?  You.  We are done. I said good DAY Sir.

[Lyrical]

With that blind fold on, it was nice knowing that you didn't just like me for my looks. But then after I realized it also meant that you might be kissing anyone and everyone! i was scandalized. I was horrified. I was betrayed and brokenhearted.

You can have your ring back... I'm going to miss you


... but maybe call me sometime

[Azy]

I can't keep up with you anymore.  I need a break. 

[Lyrical]

Why does it always have to be "purple" with you? There are other color variations. This is all too much purple. I mean even our sink taps are purple? At this point I'm seeing red with rage.

Come back to me when you get a full color palette, and maybe I won't be so blue. Until then it's over... the rainbow.

[Numerion]

If all you see in me is the colour purple, then I don't think we can really be together. I am in fact so much more but you focusing just on the purpleness of myself means that you are not paying enough attention to the rest of me!