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Re: The Best of Blydad
« Reply #375 on: November 02, 2019, 10:13:43 PM »
*starts cataloging her most interesting stories in case she ever meets Blydad*

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Re: The Best of Blydad
« Reply #376 on: November 03, 2019, 11:41:07 AM »
Blydad: climbing to the top of the social hierarchy, one long-winded, rambling story at a time.

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Re: The Best of Blydad
« Reply #377 on: February 26, 2020, 10:31:56 AM »
Blydad: I have exactly $30 until payday
Blydad: This is more money than I have ever had remaining this close to payday; normally I have nothing. Wow!
Blydad: *whispering* I'm rich
Blydad: I should turn this into ones when I go shopping and throw it in the air so I can celebrate.
Me: But do you really want to have to bend down to pick all your ones back up?
Blydad: Well no, because then I will have to spend the money to buy something to help with back pain.
Blydad: WAIT IF YOU PICK IT UP FOR ME I WILL LOOK LIKE I'M JUST TOO PLAIN COOL TO DO IT MYSELF. I CAN WEAR SUNGLASSES AND LOOK VERY COOL AND YOU CAN LOOK LIKE A BODYGUARD.
Me: ...dad
Blydad: LET AN OLD MAN LIVE HIS DREAM



...tentative plans have been set to change his $30 into ones later today because I want to see if he'll go through with it. <_<

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Re: The Best of Blydad
« Reply #378 on: February 26, 2020, 10:36:46 AM »
There is only one Blydad and Bly is his prophet!

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Re: The Best of Blydad
« Reply #379 on: February 26, 2020, 10:41:22 AM »
I died at *whispering* I'm rich. XD <3

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Re: The Best of Blydad
« Reply #380 on: February 26, 2020, 10:48:23 AM »

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Re: The Best of Blydad
« Reply #381 on: February 26, 2020, 10:50:11 AM »
Blydad: WAIT IF YOU PICK IT UP FOR ME I WILL LOOK LIKE I'M JUST TOO PLAIN COOL TO DO IT MYSELF. I CAN WEAR SUNGLASSES AND LOOK VERY COOL AND YOU CAN LOOK LIKE A BODYGUARD.

Not to mention, only rich people can afford to have servants whose sole job is to scoop up the money they throw around.

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Re: The Best of Blydad
« Reply #382 on: February 26, 2020, 11:00:51 AM »
Blydad: LET AN OLD MAN LIVE HIS DREAM


LIVE YOUR DREAM, BLYDAD

sorry, Bly :3

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Re: The Best of Blydad
« Reply #383 on: February 26, 2020, 11:01:16 AM »
Omg... cuteness overload.. <3



THIS..  :D^^^

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Re: The Best of Blydad
« Reply #384 on: February 26, 2020, 11:09:33 AM »
I need a Blydad right now.

Oh exalted Blydad. Would thou share thy wisdom with the wee mortal beastie?

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Re: The Best of Blydad
« Reply #385 on: February 26, 2020, 02:55:12 PM »
Let us know what happens.

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Re: The Best of Blydad
« Reply #386 on: February 26, 2020, 03:40:41 PM »
When the tossing commences make sure there are no small children in the vicinity.  Those little buggers a quick! :D

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Re: The Best of Blydad
« Reply #387 on: March 27, 2020, 04:32:56 PM »
Blydad: ...
Me: ...
Blydad: So they say at a certain age you get a 'second childhood.'
Blydad: ...
Me: ...where are you going with this train of thought?
Blydad: Let the train meander into the station, son. I can't be rushed. My brain doesn't work that way anymore. I have to think my thoughts in order without being interrupted or I confuse myself.
Me: 'kay.
Blydad: So like people my age start needing more physical assistance, memory troubles, etcetera.
Blydad: And now we're being told to stay home.
Me: You SHOULD stay home. Pandemics are no joke.
Blydad: LET ME FINISH.
Blydad: I have entered my second teenagerhood. I have been grounded. That funny video you showed me really hit home that I'm just reliving all the moments of my youth again....in really weird ways.
Blydad: ...
Me: Finish your thought.
Blydad: Now I need gas prices to drop to what they were when I was young.
Blydad: 85 cents a gallon. Yessss.
Me: Mister, you ain't driving nowhere because you're grounded.
Blydad: YOU AREN'T MY REAL DAD.
Blydad: ...I do not like this role reversal.

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Re: The Best of Blydad
« Reply #388 on: March 27, 2020, 04:38:34 PM »
Gold!  :D

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Re: The Best of Blydad
« Reply #389 on: March 27, 2020, 04:48:29 PM »





*\;D/*

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Re: The Best of Blydad
« Reply #390 on: March 27, 2020, 05:21:15 PM »
 :D

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Re: The Best of Blydad
« Reply #391 on: March 27, 2020, 05:25:10 PM »
Bwahaha! :D

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Re: The Best of Blydad
« Reply #392 on: March 27, 2020, 06:48:56 PM »
Bly, you are one fortunate fellow to have a father like him.

Also, did he carry through with the threat of tossing the load of $1 notes?

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Re: The Best of Blydad
« Reply #393 on: March 27, 2020, 07:14:49 PM »
Blydad. ♡

Also, did he carry through with the threat of tossing the load of $1 notes?

I am also wondering that.

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Re: The Best of Blydad
« Reply #394 on: March 27, 2020, 09:39:32 PM »
So cute XD

<3 <3

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Re: The Best of Blydad
« Reply #395 on: March 28, 2020, 05:08:36 AM »
I love this thread so much!

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Re: The Best of Blydad
« Reply #396 on: March 28, 2020, 06:36:22 AM »
This cheers me up.

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Re: The Best of Blydad
« Reply #397 on: March 31, 2020, 12:52:02 AM »
I would absolutely watch a Bly and Blydad Freaky Friday movie.

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Re: The Best of Blydad
« Reply #398 on: March 31, 2020, 10:30:12 PM »
I can just see Rowan Atkinson as Blydad...

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Re: The Best of Blydad
« Reply #399 on: April 02, 2020, 09:23:29 PM »
 ;D Gosh, this is hilarious!