What would you say to the Grim Reaper if one day you would meet him?

[redkitsune]

Death. The Grim Reaper. Scary skeleton with a scythe in a robe.
What would you say to the Death himself if one day you would meet him, just like that, in the middle of a crowded street?



P.S. this is not a serious question 

[SithLordOfSnark]

"You won't take me alive!"

I dunno.. just seems like the thing to say.

[redkitsune]

"You won't take me alive!"

I dunno.. just seems like the thing to say.

delicious irony here 

I guess I should add that the Grim Reaper is not really interested in you, just casually walking by.

[SithLordOfSnark]

delicious irony here 

I guess I should add that the Grim Reaper is not really interested in you, just casually walking by.

Delicious Irony should be my new name, but I'm kinda attached to SithLordOfSnark.

[HannibalBarca]

"Gotten any better at Battleship?"

[redkitsune]

"Gotten any better at Battleship?"

LOL
I think the Grim Reaper would be really puzzled over this one

[Captain Maltese]

"Good day, my good man. What a pleasant surprise! I assume you are here on my behalf. Well, I have been waiting for you for a while, so shall we get on with it? Although now I think it over, there is a cafe down the street that has a double roasted mochaccino and frosted apple cake that is to die for. And neither of us have to give a toss about calories now anyway, right?"

[Sumara]

"Alright, let's get this over with..."

Death is just so inconvenient, I tell you.

[Kazyth]

"Yes, I know stripping naked and fighting a bear with only a pinecone was a terrible idea... but we both knew it was always going to come down to that."

[Arianna]

"Yes, I know stripping naked and fighting a bear with only a pinecone was a terrible idea... but we both knew it was always going to come down to that."

*chuckles* Poor Grim Reaper...

OT: "You are late."

[Sebile]

"Hello, Darkness, my old friend."

[Koli Wolfine]

Good day, sir. If you would please excuse me? I have something to do...away.

[himawari]

"So I've used up all 9 of my lives?! Dangit."

[Shekinah]

You seem a decent fellow, I hate to kill you

[RequiemOfEcstasy]

The only appropiate response to this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BqihaEPq_lY

[SithLordOfSnark]

The only appropiate response to this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BqihaEPq_lY

Haha, that's awesome.

[mia h]

"So, what about Elvis?"

[Gypsywoman]

"I have little to do and too much timeto deal wiyh you...oh wait no reverse that ...I have too much to do and not enough time.To deal with you."

LOL

[Endorphin]

Saved me looking it up.

The only appropiate response to this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BqihaEPq_lY

Incidentally, I do believe that's the same thing we say to Adobe updater.

I wish I could say that to Microsoft a lot more too, especially since they insist on wiping settings and pushing their own crap with every big update!

[Ieatcookies]

"Have we met before?"
(Probably yes if reincarnated)
"Do you come here often?"
(Flirting with death)
"Marry me!"
(Like who knows what perks that entails!")

[RP Dan]

"Don't you know we have no sympathy for reapists?"

[Lady Shadow]

"What took you so damn long? Lets' get this show on the road and get me out of this damned old ass skinsuit!!"

[VashtiDreamer]

"According to that fortune teller I talked to you, you're 23 years later than expected. Did you get stuck in traffic or something?"

[Vanitas]

"Took you long enough."

[Csharynn]

"Let's have a dance shall we?"