You are a scary motherfucker, Vergil, and you have my respect.
Haha, I do my best

My first EVER DnD (well, Pathfinder) character was a level 1 Ifrit Anti paladin of Asmodeus, and in his first EVER combat, he ended up fighting a pair of Lawful Good Clerics with bastard swords alongside his Asmodeus Cleric Mate. Unarmed. >.>
So he took the fork he stole from dinner, set it on fire and OHK one of them by impaling him in the eye, then handed the fork to his Cleric, who slid it between the ribs of the other one, killing him.
OH I forgot! Kiyoni - my Ninja - also gets to Sneak Attack if she moved more than ten feet that turn. BWAHAHA.