Basics - let us never forget what we might have missed.AGE:
Whatever the hell she feels like at the timeSORTMENT:
First Year StudentETHNICITY:
Mexican + Lebanese AmericanSIBLINGS:
Brother - Kevan Bardhi (20) , Step Brother - Gideon "Duke" Jacobs (20)PARENTS:
Mother - Mercedes Bardhi (Deceased), Father - Jean-Paul Bardhi, Step-
Mother - Tiffany VanhanenHOMETOWN:
Miami, FLHAIR COLOR:
Dark BrownEYE COLOR:
5'3.5" (don't leave out the .5 >.> except that .5" is in her head
Fuck youFACE CLAIM:
Ezra is a manipulative tease. No really, its like her defining trait. She'll have everybody thinking she dtf after the first five minutes but truthfully daddy's little girl is still pure (in the biblical sense) and actually believes in true love and all that other stuff.
Also, don't talk shit about her Care Bears.
Theme songs - Era Istrefi - Bonbon
/ Iggy Azalea - Team
Character Survey - we never understand what is on our noses.001. What type of porn gets your motors revving? (be honest)
The kind starring me. Wanna see it?002. Do you think being gay is a disease, or do you think people are born gay?
Who cares?003. What is your earliest memory of being gay/bicurious/straight, if any?
You really wanna know all the kinky details, huh? Sure, I could tell you all the hot sweaty bits but it'll cost you.004. What's your best and worse memory?
My Business. Though you can bet your ass pretty much any memory of the wicked step-monster is in the running for worst.005. What's the most attractive feature in someone else?
Their desire to please me.006. What is the best pickup line you've ever heard or said and the worst one?
Best: "What can I do for you, beautiful?"
Worst: Pretty much anything else.007. How do you respond to help of any kind, especially when you never asked for it?
Oh, I totally drop to my knees and suck them off in gratitude. Obviously.
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Seriously? What the hell! People only ever help you when they want something and I don't do debts.008.
Pussy Cat or Cock Dog?
This question is beyond basic. Next.009. Are you a vengeful person?
Of course not. Just don't fuck with me and mine and we're perfectly cool.010. What is your most Bizarre talent?
I have many talents but there is not a single thing about me that is bizarre.011. Did you feel violated taking this survey?
Did your mother? Fucking perv.012. Anything else?
Do the answers to some of these questions get you hot and bothered? I bet your secretary or whatever is under your desk right now, isn't she?
History - we need to know where we come from.OVERVIEW:
Once upon a time there was a beautiful little girl name Erza and this little girl was the absolute center of her daddy's world. She wanted for nothing commanding anything she wished and ruling their household like true royalty. Then along came a spider...
Seriously though, things were fine in Ezra's world until her father decided to marry some good for nothing skank. The only good thing to come out of the sudden marriage was that her father's guilt got her a brand new car and credit card. Oh, and there was Duke. She hadn't meant for that to happen though. He just sorta snuck up on her.
Of course once the step-monster started picking up on the tension running hot between Ezra and Duke she started planning to get rid of Ezra. Normally bitches aren't quick enough to pull a fast one on her but she had to admit, she got caught off guard. The fact that she ended up at this school is all due to fabricated lies that set her up... except some of it was true in a round about way--there was no actual evidence of things she actually had done but the made up shit worked well enough. And even if her father could look the other way for most things when it came to his daughter, her liking women was not one of them.
So, in the end the bitch got her wish and Ezra and Duke are now separated. Temporarily...
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