Zyklonoveenuranura--Yeah, just call me "Zed" like everyone else. Don't even try to say my name. You'll only piss me off!Age:
45 (That's still young for a Martian. Don't confuse me with a fucking Earthling!
MartianPosition: On Ship
: Security Off Ship
If it hasn't been made apparent already, Zed can have a harsh personality. It comes from a long upbringing of Earthlings confusing Martians with Earthlings. You'll never see a Martian confuse an Earthling for a Martian, and it's probably because the unique sense they carry. Martians can sense when another life form is different. Different as in non-Martian. But really, they shouldn't be confused. Hundreds of years ago, Earth managed to send a small colony ship to Mars, and ever since, they began populating like rabbits. Populating with what? Well, the locals of course and they were far from human and must have been attractive unless the Martian race came to be out of desperation. The last purebred Martian died some decades ago and they built a statue of him that stands in the center of...I'm not even going to bother to say it. If you think the Martian language is anything like the languages found on Earth, then your ears have another thing coming. The Martian language is probably only attractive to Martians and maybe to certain alien species.
Any who, Zed joined the Climax because he was looking for money. It was a big juicy contract that he couldn't pass up. All he has to do is protect the ship on and off board. It sounds simple and hopefully, it will be. He can be slightly impatient. It depends on the situation. If you see the Martian busy with something, then interrupting him to tell him this totally hilarious story
will probably have him tell that person to "fuck off." He tries to be nice but in his defense, he feels that people try to piss him off when really they're just being "people." Having been born on Mars, the atmosphere is different from Earth, the gravity has made the Martians' bones much denser, they live longer because their colony has learned from their mistakes with Earth and have decided to keep an eco-friendly regime, and their intelligence surpasses humans. While children in elementary school are learning geography and 2+2=4, Martian children have a choice on what job they want to pursue in their future and begin training for it at an early age. Martian mathematics is a major one can acquire at an Earthling college, and it's crucial for understanding Martian technology. Plain and simple, Zed will appear to be a genius to Earthlings, but to other Martians he's about as smart as a bag of hammers. Regardless, he's good at his job, blowing shit up. In summary, Martians are stronger, faster, taller, heavier, and have access to that region in the brain that for some reason Earthlings can't seem to be able to access, and it grants them telekinesis and telepathy.
Zed can project his voice into the minds of most species (communication NOT mind reading), so ignoring him is rather hard to do. Don't piss him off, he'll gladly torment you with his poor singing ability and wake you up at ridiculous hours. His telekinetic ability works the same way his muscles do. If he can't physically lift it, then he can't mentally lift it without causing some serious neurological damage. Just as muscle fibers can rip, neurons can die.On:
Well this certainly is interesting. What turns a Martian on...because Martians and Earthlings are similar in physical appearance, Zed can appreciate Earthling females just as he can appreciate Martian ones. However, Mars is a melting pot for other galactic creatures and so you'll just have to find out what other creature catches his fancy. He likes women with huge tits only because on Mars it means milk is ready to come out of them suckers. Martian milk is not just for the nursing of infants but it can also act as a major aphrodisiac for any adult male or female who drinks it. For these reasons, don't be surprised if Zed stares at your character's chest and not her face for those joining the Climax with some major knockers.
He likes a female just as hard as him and who can handle her own. This doesn't mean that he doesn't find the gentle and adorable types attractive. However, those submissive types be careful. Zed is going to be onboard a ship with a bunch of sexy women with hardly an outlet. He just might corrupt them.Off:
Anything that belongs in a toilet or a bio bag should stay there.
Anyone who calls him an "Earthling" or gets him confused with one. It is a huge insult to Martians, if you aren't sure, ask. It's easy!
In an O/O manner: Any player that tries to make a direct move on my character without my permission. Such as someone who tries to grab my character's junk, force him down, and pretty much say that the action happened without giving me the liberty to say whether it happened or not. Yeah, that will offend me. I wouldn't do that to your character, so don't do that to mine. Always allow the benefit of the doubt. Here's an example:Caroline reaches for so-and-so's crotch.
(Good action, it was posted as an attempt and wasn't finished)Caroline grabs so-and-so's crotch and begins to massage it with her palm. She listened to him moan and felt him squirming
(This is when I'm thinking, 'what the hell?' Are you writing my character for me or am I writing him? That is when I probably won't write with you again lol).