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So two black guys walk into a bar
« on: August 22, 2008, 10:49:02 AM »
and say ouch.  ;D

Fell for it didn't you.

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Re: So two black guys walk into a bar
« Reply #1 on: August 22, 2008, 11:47:19 AM »
I don't get it.

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Re: So two black guys walk into a bar
« Reply #2 on: August 22, 2008, 11:48:27 AM »
I don't get it.

The point was, you were supposed to think it's just another one of those two (insert whatevers) walk into a bar jokes.  But he put and they say ouch. . .what would you do if you fell?

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Re: So two black guys walk into a bar
« Reply #3 on: August 22, 2008, 12:34:17 PM »
The point was, you were supposed to think it's just another one of those two (insert whatevers) walk into a bar jokes.  But he put and they say ouch. . .what would you do if you fell?
Or if it got you in the shin or something but that's it.

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Re: So two black guys walk into a bar
« Reply #4 on: August 24, 2008, 10:32:13 AM »
Dude, my grandmother told me that one XD

Offline Paradox

Re: So two black guys walk into a bar
« Reply #5 on: August 24, 2008, 10:42:29 AM »
What are you trying to say?

Are you saying that black men are too ignorant or stupid to even realize that there's a bar in front of them???

You're a racist, aren't you?? Racist bastard!

Offline Sabby

Re: So two black guys walk into a bar
« Reply #6 on: August 24, 2008, 10:53:18 AM »
No, I'm saying thats a very old joke and I'm very surprised I'm the only one who's replied so far thats already heard of it :P


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Re: So two black guys walk into a bar
« Reply #7 on: August 24, 2008, 11:28:54 AM »
Actually, I was talking to Inkendu, and I wasn't serious anyway.

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Re: So two black guys walk into a bar
« Reply #8 on: August 24, 2008, 11:32:35 AM »
Actually, I was talking to Inkendu, and I wasn't serious anyway.

I knew you were playing.  I laughed at what you said.  I didn't actually find the original joke funny.

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Re: So two black guys walk into a bar
« Reply #9 on: August 24, 2008, 11:42:17 AM »
I'd heard of the original joke. It still makes me smile sometimes because I'm waiting for a punchline, and instead, they walk into a literal bar. The black guys part is just a spin on it.

Offline Maeven

Re: So two black guys walk into a bar
« Reply #10 on: August 25, 2008, 01:01:11 PM »
A termite walks into a bar, sits down and says "Where's the bartender?"

*laughs*

Get it? Bar Tender.

*snerk*

   

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Re: So two black guys walk into a bar
« Reply #11 on: August 25, 2008, 01:24:16 PM »
A rabbi, a priest and a minister walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke?"

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Re: So two black guys walk into a bar
« Reply #12 on: August 25, 2008, 06:34:37 PM »
I think Family Guy nailed my opinion on these jokes...

Peter at the bar. "Okay, so theres a Rabbi and a Chinese guy at a bar. Oh, hang on..."

Looks left. Rooms full of Rabi's. Looks left. Rooms full of Chinese.

"Okay, so theres a Rabbi and Chinese guy at a bar, and suddenly this naked priest walks in, and... oh, sorry Father"

Naked priest at the counter. "Oh, I've heard 'em all"

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Re: So two black guys walk into a bar
« Reply #13 on: August 27, 2008, 09:32:25 AM »
Two dyslexics walk into a bra.

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Re: So two black guys walk into a bar
« Reply #14 on: August 31, 2008, 04:15:17 PM »
Two men walk into a bar.  The woman with them ducks, walks under the bar, and laughs at the men.

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Re: So two black guys walk into a bar
« Reply #15 on: September 05, 2008, 02:02:25 AM »
A pony walks into a bar and says "Bartender, may I have a drink?"

Bartender says "What? I can't hear you. Speak up!"

"May I please have a drink?"

"What? You have to speak up!"

"Could I please have a drink?"

"Now listen, if you don't speak up I will not serve you."

"I'm sorry, I'm just a little hoarse."

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Re: So two black guys walk into a bar
« Reply #16 on: September 05, 2008, 07:59:51 AM »
You know Sophocles said that the pun was the lowest form of humor. But I like it. ;D

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Re: So two black guys walk into a bar
« Reply #17 on: September 05, 2008, 07:52:14 PM »
A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Hey there, why the long face?"

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Re: So two black guys walk into a bar
« Reply #18 on: September 07, 2008, 08:38:12 AM »
A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Hey there, why the long face?"


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He used to tell that one all the time.

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Re: So two black guys walk into a bar
« Reply #19 on: September 07, 2008, 03:19:46 PM »
I didn't realize my father was a member of Elliquiy.

He used to tell that one all the time.
Now E feels creepy don't it? ;D

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Re: So two black guys walk into a bar
« Reply #20 on: September 07, 2008, 03:24:34 PM »
Nah, E felt creepy from the moment I realized that people my mother's age are writing erotic stuff on this site. I've never been able to look at my mother the same way again without wondering if she has a dark side like that.

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Re: So two black guys walk into a bar
« Reply #21 on: September 07, 2008, 03:32:36 PM »
I guess the question of your sanity is if you would want to read your moms writing.

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Re: So two black guys walk into a bar
« Reply #22 on: September 07, 2008, 03:34:10 PM »
Hells no, are you kidding me!?

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Re: So two black guys walk into a bar
« Reply #23 on: September 07, 2008, 03:37:16 PM »
 ;D

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Re: So two black guys walk into a bar
« Reply #24 on: September 10, 2008, 08:52:08 PM »
A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey! We have a drink here named after you."

The grasshopper says, "You have a drink named Bob?"

* * * * * * * *

A duck waddles into a bar and hops on a stool. The bartender snarls, "What'll you have?"

     The duck says, "Got any grapes?"

     The bartender spits and says "We don't have grapes here, we serve drinks, now get out!"

     The duck hops off the stool and waddles out.

     The next day, the same duck waddles into the same bar, hops on a stool, looks the bartender in the eye and asks, "Got any grapes?"

     The bartender, irritated, says, "I told you yesterday we don't serve grapes here, we serve drinks, now GET OUT!"

     The duck hops off the stool and waddles out.

     The next day, the same duck waddles into the same bar and hops on a stool, looks at the bartender, and asks, "Got any grapes?"

     The bartender, infuriated, pounds his fist on the bar and yells at the duck, "I told you two times we don't serve grapes here, we serve drinks! If you ask me that ONE
     MORE TIME I'm going to nail your beak to the bar! NOW GET OUT!"

     With that, the duck shrugged, hopped off the stool and waddled out.

     The next day, the same duck waddled into the same bar, hopped on a stool, looked the bartender in the eye and asked, "Got any nails?"

     The bartender, puzzled, said no.

     The duck then looked him square in the eye and said, "Got any grapes?"