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Nah, E felt creepy from the moment I realized that people my mother's age are writing erotic stuff on this site. I've never been able to look at my mother the same way again without wondering if she has a dark side like that.
Heh, I first learned about BDSM thanks to a book in my mom's bedside table drawer....
What were you doing in my mom's bedside table drawer?!?
DIRTY INK!!! *slaps his hand with a ruler and puts him in the corner with a dunce hat*
Hey! What 'bout Bliss!
Bliss didn't do anything wrong. . .
You obviously don't know Bliss very well.
*shushes Para* Bliss is an ANGEL!!!
You're the second person today to call me that! *tries not to sprout wings*
Red Bull Red Bliss- She gives you wings!
This reminds me of a joke. This guy comes into a bar... walks to the bartender and says...” Bartender, I got a bet for you. I'll bet you $300 that I can piss... into that glass over there... and not spill a drop." The bartender looks at the glass. It's like 10 feet away. He says...”You're telling me you'll bet me $300... that you can piss, standing here... into that glass, and not spill a single drop?" Customer looks up and says: "That's right." Bartender says, "You've got a bet." The guy goes, "Okay, here we go." Pulls out his thing. He's thinking about the glass. He's thinking about the glass. Thinking about his dick. Dick, glass, dick, glass, dick, glass, dick, glass. Then he lets it rip. He pisses all over the place. He pisses on the bar. He pisses on the stools, on the floor, the phone. On the bartender! He's pissing everywhere EXCEPT the fucking glass! Bartender's laughing. He's $300 richer. He's like... piss dripping off his face. He says, "You fucking idiot, man! You got it in everything except the glass! You owe me $300... puta." Guy goes, "Excuse me just one little second." Goes in the back of the bar. There's a couple of guys playing pool. He walks over to them. Comes back to the bar. Goes, "Here you go. $300." The bartender's like...”Why are you so happy? You just lost $300, idiot!" The guy says, "See those guys over there? I just bet them $500 APIECE... that I could piss on your bar... your floor, your phone, and piss on you... and not only would you not be mad about it... you'd be happy."
What happens if I mix her with vodka? *ponders* OK... here's my new addition. I was listening to the Desperado sound track the other day and this is a joke from that movie:
I don't think that's going to happen without angel DNA, you can have this though. *Puts his dunce hat on Bliss's head.*
Thanks, it'll help hold up my halo! *drops a circlet around the conical hat*
then by your account, the thread still isn't hijacked! WOOO!!!!!!
Yep, I felt bad that you couldn't grow wings by the way. *Tapes tiny, cardboard angel wings on Bliss's back.*Plus it just makes the mental picture even funnier!
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