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Re: So two black guys walk into a bar
« Reply #50 on: September 12, 2008, 12:54:04 PM »
Red Bull tastes like carbonated cough syrup to me, but that's hilarious!

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Re: So two black guys walk into a bar
« Reply #51 on: September 12, 2008, 01:00:43 PM »
Red Bull tastes like carbonated cough syrup to me, but that's hilarious!

. . .*eyes get big*  I like red bull but the stuff that takes the cake. . .LOST!!!!  *misses the unhealthy stuff that's gonna send her to hell faster* 

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Re: So two black guys walk into a bar
« Reply #52 on: September 12, 2008, 04:50:31 PM »
I hate red bull commercials. Everytime i hear 'red bull gives you wings' all I can think about are maxipads made by redbull.

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Re: So two black guys walk into a bar
« Reply #53 on: September 12, 2008, 06:12:53 PM »
I hate red bull commercials. Everytime i hear 'red bull gives you wings' all I can think about are maxipads made by redbull.
Well if they made tampons that would be an interesting way to get the caffeine into your system.

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Re: So two black guys walk into a bar
« Reply #54 on: September 12, 2008, 07:35:30 PM »
Well if they made tampons that would be an interesting way to get the caffeine into your system.

How bizarre. And inexplicably clever. A caffeine suppository in my junk... *ponder*

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Re: So two black guys walk into a bar
« Reply #55 on: September 12, 2008, 09:38:06 PM »
How bizarre. And inexplicably clever. A caffeine suppository in my junk... *ponder*
Um, Bliss. Suppositories go in the other hole, and no you don't eat them...  :P :-X ;D

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Re: So two black guys walk into a bar
« Reply #56 on: September 12, 2008, 09:48:06 PM »
I was trying to make a general kinship between the two objects, since the sort of thing you suggested would be releasing caffeine into the body like a suppository does for drugs.

And to try to rerail this a little - do you think they'd sell them in a bar, in a pack along with some vodka? XD

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Re: So two black guys walk into a bar
« Reply #57 on: September 12, 2008, 09:48:55 PM »
Well, if you drink with your... ahem backside, you get drunk MUCH faster

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Re: So two black guys walk into a bar
« Reply #58 on: September 12, 2008, 09:54:16 PM »
How does that work? Sure I mean... Oh never mind alcohol enema... XP

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Re: So two black guys walk into a bar
« Reply #59 on: September 12, 2008, 09:55:43 PM »
How does that work? Sure I mean... Oh never mind alcohol enema... XP


the large intestines absorb alcohol directly into the blood, unlike the small intestines.

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Re: So two black guys walk into a bar
« Reply #60 on: September 12, 2008, 09:59:17 PM »

the large intestines absorb alcohol directly into the blood, unlike the small intestines.

Terribly easy to get alcohol poisoning that way - plus it eliminates the ability to taste the drink.   ;)

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Re: So two black guys walk into a bar
« Reply #61 on: September 12, 2008, 10:02:16 PM »
Terribly easy to get alcohol poisoning that way - plus it eliminates the ability to taste the drink.   ;)


VERY easy. don't try it


and thats true too, but i HATE the taste of alcohol anyway.

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Re: So two black guys walk into a bar
« Reply #62 on: September 12, 2008, 10:03:09 PM »

the large intestines absorb alcohol directly into the blood, unlike the small intestines.
Yes I know how suppositories work but I wondered how it would stay up there although if you soaped the guys beer he'd get the trots really fast.