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Offline Bedroom Lazarus

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #250 on: February 13, 2014, 04:36:55 PM »
-Anti aircraft weapons discharge and the sky boils with fire-

-Arrives with several federal agents who block off the scene while he sifts the win out of the debris-

Offline Vill

Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #251 on: February 13, 2014, 04:41:00 PM »
Foolish Earthling! Your weaponry consists of nothing more than glorified rock lobbers.

--Snatches back the win and switches on his light manipulator to render himself invisible--

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #252 on: February 13, 2014, 04:44:05 PM »
Not so fast.

-X-com operatives upgraded with enhanced spectral analysis cybernetic enhancements sweep the area and turn you into so much plasma residue, leaving me to sweep up the win-

Offline Vill

Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #253 on: February 13, 2014, 04:52:27 PM »
--bubbles around on the ground for a little bit before his matter begins to reconstruct itself. Meanwhile, three Sectopods blast through an adjacent wall and being to rip the x-com unit to shreds. He then uses his Ethereal telekinetic powers to pull the win back to his reassembled form.--

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #254 on: February 13, 2014, 04:57:18 PM »
-Thankfully the sectapods blasting through triggers the heavies with heat ammo on overlook to unload their munitions stores with glee. The shrapnel from said sectapods eviscerating all the other hostiles in the area. 

Mecha-Lazarus, having been upgraded after his previous injuries, flame throws the area in spite and collects the prize.

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #255 on: February 13, 2014, 05:03:09 PM »
Well played, Mecha-Lazarus, well played...

...except, you forgot that this area is above a quarry heavily composed of magnetite.

--Vill points down at the several craters left in the wake of the exploded Sectopods. Boulders of magnetite begin to vibrate and hum before ripping out of the ground and launching themselves at Lazarus' new mechanical form.--

Have fun dealing with that!

--Does a running tuck-and-roll past M.L. to grab the prize--


Offline The Muse

Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #256 on: February 14, 2014, 06:42:03 PM »
~Sneaks in past the battling duo to steal the win~

Offline Blythe

Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #257 on: February 14, 2014, 06:55:26 PM »
While The Muse tries to avoid the duo, a crafty Blythe drinks an Invisibility Potion and steals the win!

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #258 on: February 14, 2014, 06:56:39 PM »
Having been turned into something that vaguely resembles a mechanized crepe,  he falls from the sky on a current of wind, sweeping past Blythe to knock his hat off and drift away with the win.

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #259 on: February 14, 2014, 07:28:29 PM »
Aw what the heck. ::Watching the dueling with a bag of popcorn to slip in for the win::

Offline ChicagoOkie

Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #260 on: February 14, 2014, 08:56:27 PM »
*Sneaks off with a brand new win.*

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #261 on: February 14, 2014, 09:00:41 PM »
::He thinks he has snatched the win, but low and behold, it's an empty popcorn bag. Runs off with the win and gummy bears!::

Offline ChicagoOkie

Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #262 on: February 14, 2014, 09:06:51 PM »
Tackles Cryptic and steals the win, also takes the gummy bears.

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #263 on: February 14, 2014, 09:08:40 PM »
How dare you take my gummy bears! ::Drops down from a tree, and sits on chicagookie for the win, while eatting gummies::

Offline ChicagoOkie

Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #264 on: February 14, 2014, 09:14:05 PM »
As much as I enjoy a woman sitting on me, I'm afraid I must take the win and leave.

Flips Cryptic over and runs off with the win. Leaves the gummy bears.

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #265 on: February 14, 2014, 09:15:57 PM »
::Seduces with whiskey then steals the win while he's drunk::

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #266 on: February 14, 2014, 09:17:24 PM »
Hiccups. Hey...you...coma...hiccups...back...with the...thing.

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #267 on: February 14, 2014, 09:18:11 PM »
Come and get it big boy.  >:)

Offline ChicagoOkie

Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #268 on: February 14, 2014, 09:19:23 PM »
Charges after her, but unfortunately accidentally chooses the wrong one and runs smack into a tree.

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #269 on: February 14, 2014, 09:20:43 PM »
George george george of the jungle. Watch out for that Tree... Oooo.

Offline SpiralSpider

Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #270 on: February 14, 2014, 10:41:10 PM »
Fords, Fords, come from my bung hole... CRASH THEM INTO TREES!  >:)

Offline Vill

Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #271 on: February 15, 2014, 12:56:07 AM »
--Ponders the meaning of the post above his while tucking the win safely into his coat pocket--

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #272 on: February 15, 2014, 01:18:31 AM »
Emerges from Vils shirt pocket, where had drifted to in the first place, win in hand.

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #273 on: February 15, 2014, 01:49:19 AM »
--Looks down in horror at Lazarus--

FACE HUGGER!!

--Pulls out a bat and inadvertently beats himself windless in an attempt to crush Lazy-lazy-bo-bazy. Luckily for him, this wrenches the win free so his crippled body can pull it close--

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Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #274 on: February 15, 2014, 04:21:12 AM »
::Grabs the win again!:: You'll never be able to defeat me! I'm cute!