You are either not logged in or not registered with our community. Click here to register.
 
December 03, 2016, 10:09:02 PM

Welcome, Guest. Please login or register.
Did you miss your activation email?

Login with username, password and session length

Click here if you are having problems.
Default Wide Screen Beige Lilac Rainbow Black & Blue October Send us your theme!

Hark!  The Herald!
Holiday Issue 2016

Wiki Blogs Dicebot

Author Topic: Last Poster Wins  (Read 92227 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Offline impishcharm

  • Imp Cheeky Wench Beelzebabe Muse-keteer
  • Dame
  • Enchanter
  • *
  • Join Date: Apr 2013
  • Location: Your nightmare or mine?
  • Gender: Female
  • Taste me, drink my soul.
  • My Role Play Preferences
  • View My Rolls
  • Referrals: 0
Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #225 on: February 12, 2014, 11:39:23 AM »
Do I win a piece of gum that is a three-course dinner?  ;D

Offline Vill

Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #226 on: February 12, 2014, 01:23:13 PM »
Haha yes, but no snozzberries. Your response made me look up the term, and my view of the man who wrote Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory has been irreparably altered.

Forever.

--Goes back to winning.--

Offline impishcharm

  • Imp Cheeky Wench Beelzebabe Muse-keteer
  • Dame
  • Enchanter
  • *
  • Join Date: Apr 2013
  • Location: Your nightmare or mine?
  • Gender: Female
  • Taste me, drink my soul.
  • My Role Play Preferences
  • View My Rolls
  • Referrals: 0
Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #227 on: February 12, 2014, 02:37:45 PM »
Such a shame. Roald Dahl is awesome! He wrote one of my favorite childhood books The Witches.

Steals the win.

Offline Vill

Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #228 on: February 12, 2014, 02:39:28 PM »
I still think he's plenty awesome... just in a smuttier way.

--Claps twice before the win reappears in his hands.--

Offline impishcharm

  • Imp Cheeky Wench Beelzebabe Muse-keteer
  • Dame
  • Enchanter
  • *
  • Join Date: Apr 2013
  • Location: Your nightmare or mine?
  • Gender: Female
  • Taste me, drink my soul.
  • My Role Play Preferences
  • View My Rolls
  • Referrals: 0
Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #229 on: February 12, 2014, 02:41:08 PM »
Plucks it from his hands and eats it.

Offline Vill

Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #230 on: February 12, 2014, 02:43:23 PM »
--Slides a widescreen, cartoon style x-ray projector between them before turning it on to reveal an image of her stomach contents--

Don't worry, Win. I'll find a way to get you outta there.

Offline impishcharm

  • Imp Cheeky Wench Beelzebabe Muse-keteer
  • Dame
  • Enchanter
  • *
  • Join Date: Apr 2013
  • Location: Your nightmare or mine?
  • Gender: Female
  • Taste me, drink my soul.
  • My Role Play Preferences
  • View My Rolls
  • Referrals: 0
Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #231 on: February 12, 2014, 02:46:00 PM »
You... might not want it after I'm through with it.  :-[

Offline Vill

Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #232 on: February 12, 2014, 02:52:59 PM »
Hrm... back to the drawing board.

Which coincidentally is made of win!

--High-fives himself.--

Offline impishcharm

  • Imp Cheeky Wench Beelzebabe Muse-keteer
  • Dame
  • Enchanter
  • *
  • Join Date: Apr 2013
  • Location: Your nightmare or mine?
  • Gender: Female
  • Taste me, drink my soul.
  • My Role Play Preferences
  • View My Rolls
  • Referrals: 0
Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #233 on: February 12, 2014, 03:07:43 PM »
A win for you... a win for me.

Offline Vill

Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #234 on: February 12, 2014, 03:32:41 PM »
There can be only one!

--Hums the theme from Highlander as he rides off into the sunset on his Wincycle--

Offline impishcharm

  • Imp Cheeky Wench Beelzebabe Muse-keteer
  • Dame
  • Enchanter
  • *
  • Join Date: Apr 2013
  • Location: Your nightmare or mine?
  • Gender: Female
  • Taste me, drink my soul.
  • My Role Play Preferences
  • View My Rolls
  • Referrals: 0
Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #235 on: February 12, 2014, 05:23:01 PM »
Sneaks off with the win while he is away.

Offline Divine Tenacity

  • ~*~Glow~*~
  • Suspended
  • Enchanter
  • *
  • Join Date: Jan 2014
  • Location: Performing on stage; dancing nights away.
  • Gender: Female
  • Like a Honey Badger, I give no F#&ks.
  • My Role Play Preferences
  • View My Rolls
  • Referrals: 1
Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #236 on: February 12, 2014, 05:45:59 PM »
Ninja stealth attack for the win!

Hiii-Yaww!!!

Offline impishcharm

  • Imp Cheeky Wench Beelzebabe Muse-keteer
  • Dame
  • Enchanter
  • *
  • Join Date: Apr 2013
  • Location: Your nightmare or mine?
  • Gender: Female
  • Taste me, drink my soul.
  • My Role Play Preferences
  • View My Rolls
  • Referrals: 0
Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #237 on: February 12, 2014, 05:46:57 PM »
Poofs in front of her, snatches the win, poofs out if sight.

Offline ChicagoOkie

Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #238 on: February 12, 2014, 08:13:22 PM »
Strolls in and takes the win. Also does a little victory dance.

Offline impishcharm

  • Imp Cheeky Wench Beelzebabe Muse-keteer
  • Dame
  • Enchanter
  • *
  • Join Date: Apr 2013
  • Location: Your nightmare or mine?
  • Gender: Female
  • Taste me, drink my soul.
  • My Role Play Preferences
  • View My Rolls
  • Referrals: 0
Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #239 on: February 12, 2014, 08:14:57 PM »
Steals the win back, and his kilt right along with it.  >:)

Offline Bedroom Lazarus

  • A desire that burns the soul, a crucible that forges desire into lust and torment into exquisite surrender.
  • Knight
  • Enchanter
  • *
  • Join Date: Feb 2014
  • Location: Heaven on Earth
  • Gender: Male
  • For in his embrace, is paradise found.
  • My Role Play Preferences
  • View My Rolls
  • Referrals: 0
Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #240 on: February 12, 2014, 08:28:38 PM »
Wouldn't be himself if he let her win.

*yoink*

Offline ChicagoOkie

Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #241 on: February 12, 2014, 08:39:33 PM »
Takes the win and uses it to cover his naughty bits.

Offline impishcharm

  • Imp Cheeky Wench Beelzebabe Muse-keteer
  • Dame
  • Enchanter
  • *
  • Join Date: Apr 2013
  • Location: Your nightmare or mine?
  • Gender: Female
  • Taste me, drink my soul.
  • My Role Play Preferences
  • View My Rolls
  • Referrals: 0
Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #242 on: February 12, 2014, 08:41:41 PM »
Oh my God... Her eyes widen in surprise, pointing behind him excitedly. Jesus!!!

Snatches the win from his hands and runs away, leaving him with his naughty bits exposed.

Offline Queen of spades

Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #243 on: February 12, 2014, 08:46:20 PM »
*opens up mail*

"Please have this win - from, your secret admirer"

Just in time for valentines day. I'm touched! I'll treasure it forever mysterious admirer!

Offline Bedroom Lazarus

  • A desire that burns the soul, a crucible that forges desire into lust and torment into exquisite surrender.
  • Knight
  • Enchanter
  • *
  • Join Date: Feb 2014
  • Location: Heaven on Earth
  • Gender: Male
  • For in his embrace, is paradise found.
  • My Role Play Preferences
  • View My Rolls
  • Referrals: 0
Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #244 on: February 12, 2014, 10:42:38 PM »
Oh Lord who art in Heaven hallowed be thy name.  Let me win.

It helps having an in with the big guy.

Offline The Muse

Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #245 on: February 12, 2014, 10:44:52 PM »
Sorry Lazzy, no dice this time around

Offline Vill

Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #246 on: February 12, 2014, 10:53:59 PM »
The Muse, eh? I hear a lot of people have been looking for you.

And while you're busy inspiring them, I'll be taking care of this precious win.

Offline The Muse

Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #247 on: February 12, 2014, 10:57:28 PM »
Everyone is looking for something, though I will be taking this win back!

Offline ChicagoOkie

Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #248 on: February 13, 2014, 04:24:20 PM »
Wins!

Offline Vill

Re: Last Poster Wins
« Reply #249 on: February 13, 2014, 04:27:10 PM »
--Zooms overhead in his flying saucer. A beam of light shines down, prying the win from Chicagookie's clutches--