Hello, lovely people of E!
Usually my bugging would entail a reprehensibly large libido and its uncouth antics, but this time I've outdone even myself. This year marked my first venture out into the big bad world and I find myself in London with limited funds and nearly no place to park my freezing butt. The bit of good news is that my journalistic career is finally getting off to a half decent start, which is why I find myself in the city of Olympic bliss. I've scored an internship with a pretty huge mag but unfortunately I might not be able to complete it because of this stupid issue of not having a place to come back to from work. I'm kipping at a dorm till the 14th of November but after than I'm out in the cold. So, anybody willing to help a lovely little lad out with a few pointers, maybe make a little corner of room somewhere in their house for me?
I can get you glowing recommendations of what a sweet, lovely boy I am, you know
Many thanks for your time, kind Sirs and dear ladies and awesome lieges of E