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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #6100 on: February 27, 2014, 09:55:43 PM »
As long as you don't mind the occupant trying to aggressively take over your side of it.

Would you like me on a hammock under the summers sun, drifting lazily between two trees in shorts and an old tee shirt?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #6101 on: February 27, 2014, 09:58:10 PM »
My magic 8-ball says, "Yes."

Would you like me if you found me lying on your bed in thin lingerie, awaiting your orders?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #6102 on: February 27, 2014, 10:12:18 PM »
Like is so passive an expression for such things.

Would you like me in the warm summer rain, standing longingly outside your doorstep as I pined for your affection just one more time?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #6103 on: February 27, 2014, 10:16:05 PM »
Suppose it depends on how many times you've pined.  Clingy people are a bit of a turn-off.

Would you like me if I slipped the keys to the cuffs into your pocket?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #6104 on: February 27, 2014, 10:31:02 PM »
Hell yes!

Would you like me if I asked you to massage away all the tight little knots?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #6105 on: February 27, 2014, 10:36:17 PM »
I would not only like you, but I would immediately oblige.

Would you like me if I offered to massage away all those tight knots?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #6106 on: February 28, 2014, 02:12:07 AM »
You really need ask?


Would you like me if I pledged to be your knight and defender?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #6107 on: February 28, 2014, 03:06:05 AM »
Sure thing, that means I won't have to fight for myself.

Would you like me if we spent all day together in bed?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #6108 on: February 28, 2014, 03:14:01 AM »
As long as there's a fridge full of goodies within arms reach, lol.


Would you like me if I shared my last bottle of sake with you?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #6109 on: February 28, 2014, 03:15:49 AM »
Yes, yes, a thousand times yes!

Would you like me if I made breakfast in bed?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #6110 on: February 28, 2014, 03:25:09 AM »
As long as you're part of the breakfast  ;D


Would you like me if I built you a getaway home in the mountains?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #6111 on: February 28, 2014, 03:35:06 AM »
Is there a waterfall?  Cause that would make it perfect.  Well, mostly perfect.  Perfect enough for a yes, anyway.

Would you like me if I invented the world's most intoxicating fragrance, and named it after you?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #6112 on: February 28, 2014, 03:40:00 AM »
Don't mind if you do  ;D


Would you like me if I made the gods owe you a favour?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #6113 on: February 28, 2014, 03:42:22 AM »
Gods are fickle.  It would depend which god.

Would you like me if I stole your heart?  I promise not to hock it.  Immediately.

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #6114 on: February 28, 2014, 03:51:17 AM »
Only if you asked nicely first.


Would you like me if I had a pleasant surprise waiting for you every day when you came home?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #6115 on: February 28, 2014, 04:09:33 AM »
How pleasant?

Would you like me if I sat by your feet and stared up at you, waiting for... something?  ;)

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #6116 on: March 01, 2014, 04:22:58 AM »
Foot warming is good, and I always love anticipation.


Would you like me if I had a magic carpet for two?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #6117 on: March 01, 2014, 04:31:11 AM »
Only if it didn't fly.  o.o  I'm terrified of heights.

Would you like me if I cooked you bacon wearing nothing but an apron?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #6118 on: March 01, 2014, 04:34:44 AM »
A... (looking blankly) Yes, um.  What where you saying?  ;)


Would you like me if I woke you up with a champagne breakfast?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #6119 on: March 01, 2014, 04:41:26 AM »
Champagne is nice.  I'd settle for something simpler, though.  I'm a simple kind of woman.

Would you like me if I curled up in your lap?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #6120 on: March 01, 2014, 04:49:57 AM »
Only if you don't mind strange interruptions.


Would you like me if I took you to a tango dance (with free lessons)?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #6121 on: March 01, 2014, 04:55:54 AM »
Oh, that sort of interruption is neither strange, nor unwanted.  ;)

Tango dancing sounds fun!

Would you like me if I had an endless supply of coffee?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #6122 on: March 02, 2014, 03:22:33 AM »
You'd be a god-send, lol


Would you like me if I showed up on your doorstep on a fine stallion to ride off with you into the sunset?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #6123 on: March 02, 2014, 03:25:05 AM »
I think I just might.

Would you like me if I brought home a "friend" to join our "fun?"

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #6124 on: March 02, 2014, 03:49:38 AM »
Why deny you the pleasure?  ;)


Would you like me if I brought out the chocolate fondue and strawberries whilst she was over?