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Offline PixelDust

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #6150 on: March 04, 2014, 07:40:01 AM »
I would! And I would choose french toast, any hour of the day.

Would you like me if I watched a marathon of True Blood?

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #6151 on: March 04, 2014, 08:23:45 AM »
Vampires and soap opera drama.  Sounds fun!

Would you like me if I wrote you a private erotic story?

Offline PixelDust

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #6152 on: March 04, 2014, 09:28:47 AM »
No. I'd much more prefer to take part in said writing.

Would you like me if I went to bed thinking of you?

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #6153 on: March 04, 2014, 06:39:20 PM »
I love being thought of during sleep!  That lets me dance around in people's minds.

Would you like me if I danced a special jig just for you?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #6154 on: March 12, 2014, 04:57:27 AM »
I love private dances ;)


Would you like me if I Sang You A Song, Jethro Tull style?

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #6155 on: March 12, 2014, 05:00:12 AM »
Who's Jethro Tull?  The only two Jethros I know are Jethro Gibbs and Jethro Clampett.

Would you like me if I painted your portrait with finger paints?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #6156 on: March 12, 2014, 05:12:40 AM »
(70s progressive rock band with vocalist/flautist Ian Anderson)

Oh, I love art--and done with the contact of the human hand is even better...all those sensitive nerve endings...


Would you like me if I painted your fingernails?

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #6157 on: March 12, 2014, 05:22:52 AM »
Only if I could reciprocate the gesture.

Would you like me if wore your shirt around the house?

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« Reply #6158 on: March 12, 2014, 05:37:48 AM »
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Only if I could reciprocate the gesture.

Oh, that could be fun--open-minded straight guys can do all kinds of stuff close-minded ones won't consider ;)

I love seeing a woman wearing a man's oversized shirt--especially if the man is already oversized ;)

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #6159 on: March 12, 2014, 05:41:13 AM »
What if the woman is a bit oversized?  I reckon I'd like you even if you didn't pose a question.  But, you'd have to be sure not to do it again.  I might have to discipline you.

Would you like me if I played coy?

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« Reply #6160 on: March 12, 2014, 05:44:55 AM »
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What if the woman is a bit oversized?  I reckon I'd like you even if you didn't pose a question.  But, you'd have to be sure not to do it again.  I might have to discipline you.

I've heard it said that short women are fun-sized...but I think all women are fun-sized, because...they're women :P...and I'm 6'5", so they're all small to me ;D  Plus...my wife gained 50% more of her normal weight during her pregnancy, and she was as sexy as ever...

Coy just means fun ;D


Would you like me if I teased you with innuendo and tickles?

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #6161 on: March 12, 2014, 05:47:21 AM »
I think I would.  You should test it out and see.  We may need to run multiple tests, in the name of proper scientific method, of course.

Would you like me if I bit you?  Playfully, of course.

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #6162 on: March 12, 2014, 06:02:46 AM »
Oh yes...I take a little pain with my pleasure sometimes--like being cold--it reminds you you're alive, at that alive is a good thing ;)


Conversely, would you like it if I gave you a spank for biting me?

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #6163 on: March 12, 2014, 06:10:56 AM »
Oo.  Like might be a bit of a weak word for that.  ;)

Would you like me if I asked for another?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #6164 on: March 12, 2014, 06:13:22 AM »
Only thing better than one is two ;)


Would you like me if I slipped a nibble in between spanks on that tender flesh?

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #6165 on: March 12, 2014, 06:15:51 AM »
Giggety.  :P

Would you like me if I made certain seductive sounds?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #6166 on: March 12, 2014, 06:18:49 AM »
Ah...I am a man ruled by auditory input, especially from that finest of instruments, the female voice...

Would you like it if I gave you reason to increase your volume?

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #6167 on: March 12, 2014, 06:21:22 AM »
I would, indeed.

Would like me if I turned the tables on you?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #6168 on: March 12, 2014, 06:26:46 AM »
I've been told I have a good singing voice, but you can make me sing out of key or grunt any time you'd like.

Would you like it if we used that table to have you take said position for more reasons to make higher volume from more numerous spanks and nibbles?

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #6169 on: March 12, 2014, 06:33:14 AM »
All tingly... yes.  I can angle into some interesting positions.

Would you like me if I shouted your name?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #6170 on: March 12, 2014, 06:52:02 AM »
Only time I don't mind someone doing it ;)


Would you like me if I slipped some shackles on those useful little hands of yours and went to the proverbial town on you?

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #6171 on: March 12, 2014, 06:59:35 AM »
I definitely would.    :-)

Would you like me if I fell asleep now?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #6172 on: March 12, 2014, 07:02:14 AM »
Most definitely...then I would do the same thing XD

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #6173 on: March 12, 2014, 10:59:19 AM »
Oh great, now my arm is asleep.


Would you like me if I never made eye contact?

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #6174 on: March 12, 2014, 03:29:30 PM »
I'd prefer it if you did.  Makes the experience so much more captivating.

Would you like me if I LARPed with you?