Would you like me if I.....

[Daoine Sidhe]

Let's see... this must be the clutch, and this is... this is to launch missiles.  Okay, I got this.

Oh, no... I've been captured!  Oh where is the handsome prince to save me from my prison?

Would you like me if dressed up like Zelda?

[Zaphod]

Sure, that would be pretty hot.

If I sang a romantic song off key while playing an acoustic guitar that's out of tune?

[Daoine Sidhe]

Sounds kinda fun.

Would you like me if I tuned your "instrument?"

[HannibalBarca]

Oh ye...I tune in the key of D...for delicious.


Would you like me if I serenaded you on a moonlit beach with the sound of the waves my only accompaniment?

[Daoine Sidhe]

No back-up singers?  Well... I guess I'd still like you.  I guess.

Would you like me if I cooked you bacon?

[HannibalBarca]

No, I'd love you if you cooked bacon--it's the world's most perfect food, babe!


Would you like me if I dipped that bacon in chocolate and hand-fed it to you?

[Daoine Sidhe]

Er... bacon and chocolate?  I'm not sure how that would go.  Well, separately sure. 

Would you like me if I offered you a BTL?

[HannibalBarca]

You'd be surprised how well chocolate-covered bacon goes together.

A BLT is delicious, thank you very much :3


Would you like me if I hand-fed you portions of my BLT you made me, while relaxing in a hammock hanging between two palm trees at my Hawaii estate at sunset?

[Adammair]

Hmmm...I haven't had a BLT in AGES! So, yes I would...

Would you like me if I made all this cold weather just go away with a wave of my hand?

[CrystalFeathers]

Not really. I like cold weather. It also makes us have to snuggle under a blanket, which I also like.
Would you like it if I covered your body in melted chocolate and licked it all off, paying special attention to 'certain areas'?

[HannibalBarca]

A woman after mine own heart--I love cold weather, too--and yes, cover any part of me in chocolate you want--you'll have to clean it up nice and thorough

Would you like me if I returned the favor?

[Autumn52]

no I dont like getting dirty

Would you like me if I made you a big breakfast and brought it to you in bed.

[Captain Maltese]

Those are images of my best dreams. Yes please.

Would you like me if I brought you an evening meal in bed?

[CrystalFeathers]

Those are images of my best dreams. Yes please.

Would you like me if I brought you an evening meal in bed?

Oh you don't have to bring it.... It's already on you~

A woman after mine own heart--I love cold weather, too--and yes, cover any part of me in chocolate you want--you'll have to clean it up nice and thorough

Would you like me if I returned the favor?

oh.... I would love that. We should do it a few times. Just so we can record how it feels properly~

Would you like me if I started singing randomly?

[Belle33]

Yes, I would.

Would you like me if I asked for this dance?

[CrystalFeathers]

I can't dance...... But I'd like you for asking~

Would you like me if we went to your room after said dance, and slipped into bed together?

[Belle33]

I would, so long as you don't snore.

Would you like me if I snapped pictures of you while you sleep?

[JayNighte]

Yes, I always wanted to know what I looked like while sleeping.

Would you like me if I baked you muffins of a flavor you didn't particularly care for but not hate either?

[Belle33]

I would - what a nice gesture.

Would you like me if your best friend does not?

[Autumn52]

Yes, I make up my own mind about people. I don't let anyone influence how I make friends or who I make friends with.

Good question so I will pass it along....

Would you like me if your best friend did not?

[HannibalBarca]

Of course--it's hard not to like the Queen of Hugs!

Would you like me if I didn't like your favorite music?

[Autumn52]

yes

Would you like me if I wanted to go out to dinner instead of cooking?

[Belle33]

I would.

Would you like me if Veks said you should.  *laughs*

[HannibalBarca]

I'd like you if Veks said I *shouldn't*

Would you like me if all I had was a penny to my name?

[Belle33]

Yes, I don't choose friends based on their net worth.

Would you like me if accidentally damaged your car but didn't actually hurt anyone.