Would you like me if I.....

[Slaven]

I would, but would also feel guilty for wanting to tickle you. O.O

Would you like me if I just beat you with the pillow instead? 

[Sybl]

I would like you but it better be a soft pillow, or something will reach out in the night and bite you. 

Would you like me if I shoved you to the floor and sat on you?

[Slaven]

I would like you, but I better be getting something out of it. 

Would you like me if I poked you?

[Sybl]

I might if I could poke you back.

Would you like me if I was your sister?

[Slaven]

Sure, I think it could be a ton of fun. I would pity our parents though.

Would you like me if I was a macho as a koala bear? 

[Sybl]

I would. Koala bear's are cute.

Would you like me if I told you I have a pet Possum?

[Slaven]

Sure, my friend has a pet possum who is awesome.

Would you like me if I were mildly amused by trampolines?

[Sybl]

I would. I like to watch.............people jump.

Would you like me if I told you I wish I were a fish?

[Slaven]

That's a given, fish are hawt. >.> Actually, it would depend on the type of fish. Some fish are just boring.

Would you like me if I were a bot?

[Sybl]

I would, as long as you remained friendly and funny.

Would you like me if I was crazy?

[Om3n]

You are crazy, Sybl, and I still love you. 

Would you like me if I tried cooking dinner for us but failed miserably?

[Sybl]

I would, it is the thought that counts.

Would you like me if I hugged you and ordered chinese?

[Slaven]

Absolutely, Chinese is pro.

Would you like me if I was obsessed with things such as data and calculations?

[Om3n]

So long as you didn't attempt to discern my future based off of probabilities, yes.

Would you like me if I hogged all of the pot-stickers?

[Sybl]

I would, you can have them.

Would you like me if I stuck you with the bill?

[Om3n]

I would, because I'd expect to pay for it anyway, since I screwed up dinner haha

Would you like me if I tickled you ruthlessly?

[Sybl]

I would if you paid my hospital bill, and never tickled me again.

Would you like me if I told everyone what you did to Mickey Mouse?

[Om3n]

I think I would, that mouse needs to be put in his place!

Would you like me if I gave you another riddle?

[Sybl]

I would love it.

Would you like me if I could solve it?

[Insanityenviesme]

Yup! I love riddlers!

Would you like me if I solved it before you?

[Slaven]

Sure, no faults in being smarter.

Would you like me if I ate a spider?

[Sybl]

I would, but i wouldn't kiss you.

Would you like me if I laughed at you?

[Slaven]

I would. people laughing at me is what drives me.

Would you like me if I pretended I was insane in front of all your friends?

[Sybl]

I would. Insanity is fun. :)

Would you like me if I put you in a strait jacket?

[Slaven]

Would be fun. I've always wanted to put one on and run around a large store.

Would you like me if I were so brain dead I licked you?

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