Would you like me if I.....

[Kazuume]

How could I not like you for such an offer. Yes! Run! Run from the sun!


....told you I had a secret that only you would know because I was going to tell you and if you ever told that secret you'd crisp on the spot?

[Mordred]

If I turned crispy.. would I be salty? Sorry.. had to ask. One of those.. 'questions for the universe' type of things. Mine, at least.

I do believe it's butter. Wait.. wrong question. That's a commercial, ain't it? YES! I would like you very much. In fact.. I would also enjoy teasing you about this secret.. while deeeeeeeeep down (very deep).. you'd know all along I'd never divulge such a secret. Yet I would tease. It's simply who I am.

.. if I tempted you with such a secret.. not in that other teasing way.. but to lure those tendencies you hold so dear inside? Again.. it's simply who I am. Might not give in.. but.. oh come on! It'd be fun!

[Autumn52]

Nope not about a secret that you were entrusted with, not fun, not cool.

If I threatened to have Billy Bob cut off your dick should you ever reveal a secret, would you like me then?

[Flaming]

I could understand where you come from, secrets are secrets, but I would be very scared

If I had no secrets whatsoever?

[Autumn52]

sure, secrets are not all that impressive

Would you like me if I licked and then sucked your fingertips in front of people? doing so with a look of desire on my face?

[Captain Maltese]

On the street among random people of all ages.... nah. But in a club of some kind with cool people? Hell yeah, that's hawt. I love exhibitionism but not at the cost of offending people.

Would you like me if I pulled you into a tango dance on the street if someone were suddenly playing the right music through a window?

[Kazuume]

sure!

.......attempted to dance with you however seeing I have short legs tripped you in front of all those people by accident?

[Captain Maltese]

I might get a long face for a moment before I laughed and shook it off, then we could continue to dance. The most important thing is to have fun together.


Would you like me if I invited you to a dinner date on the far end of the pier, at midnight on a warm windless night?

[Autumn52]

I would love that

would you like me if I attempted to steal your virtue within the first few minutes of the date? *being overcome by passion and desire of course*

[Captain Maltese]

I would love you for it but I might be giving you enough resistance that you'd have to make do with a 'taste'.... and a promise about what was going to happen after dinner.

Would you like me if that included a rubber dinghy and soft rolling waves?

[Dahling]

I would love you for it.  More if it included watching the sunrise.

Would you like me if...I followed up that dinner with breakfast?

[Kazuume]

Eggs over easy please! Yes I'd like you, lots.

.....did all your errands, washed your car, cleaned your home, and made you your favorite dinner just so you could relax, but I left right as you sat down to do so?

[Insanityenviesme]

Of course not! How could you do all that and not let me treat you to a lovely dinner?

... if I forced you to stay and enjoy dinner with me instead?

[Autumn52]

maybe

If I sang a song to you while you were at work?

[Insanityenviesme]

be a bit awkward since I'm still studying, but sure

.. if I wanted an encore?

[Kazuume]

I like you no matter what you do Nitty. 


.....wore a kitty costume and followed you around purring?

[Zaphod]

I suppose I'll have some explaining to do, but yeah!! *grins*

If I wanted to pet you and say Hello Kitty?

[Kazuume]

No explanation needed *grin grin* I'd like you to pet me. 

If I dragged yarn and string all over your house getting us both all tangled in it?

[Mordred]

I can't help but think this would be only a very good thing.

If I suddenly took on the traits of a silly and slightly manic puppy and started licking your face and neck?

[Grainne]

*thinks then nods with a blush* I think I'd like that. 

If I suddenly became a handful...oh, wait..I often already am..hmmm..if scratched you under your chin if you were a good boy?

[Mordred]

Such a move might just make my left foot start thumping the ground. I almost wish I had a tail, just to feel it wag.

If instead I proved to be a very, very bad boy?

[Kuroneko]

I'd have to discipline you

...if I showed up with chocolate covered strawberries and made myself at home?

[Mordred]

I would like you very much.. would go slightly crazy at hearing the crunch of teeth through that lovely chocolate shell, then watching with anticipation for that little drop of red juice to trickle down the chin and neck. Ahh, but then..

.. if I lost my mind for a moment and swooped in with bluring speed to taste that sweet red nectar from your neck?

[Lycana]

Hmm such blurring speeds might make me dizzy and force me to hold on to you for dear, sweet life as your lips and teeth become stained by my blood.

...showed up with a bottle of wine and pulled you out to a grassy knoll beneath the stars to drink and laugh beneath the night sky?

[Grainne]

I'm in! Wonder Twins unite!

If I were able to point out all the constellations above us?