Corrupt a wish

[Mindful Deviant]

Granted! Suddenly, every word that meets those eyes is of highest quality and so captivating, you are in a never-ending state of reading bliss and euphoria. Sadly, you are also stuck inside your own thoughts, akin to a coma and soon fed intravenously while reality continues around you, unbeknownst to you.

I wish I could manipulate my flow through time.

[mitsuru]

To be honest, it doesn't sound that bad.

Congratulations, now you can do it at will! But also, every time you do something about that you are moved into an alternate universe, never finding way home again and every single one completely different than the previous, with all the typical rules, like even gravity, changing again and again, all the while having to learn the rules of new worlds, new people (and if they look like humans) trying to cope with eternal loneliness.

I wish for more pillows on my bed and they have to be soft and not kill me immediately.

[LostInTheMist]

Congratulations, your wish is granted and now you are as tall as one of the tallest skyscrapers. You won't find a greater chess player :)

I wish if I wanted to I could always find interesting for me things to read that are also good quality.

Wish granted, but you never want to.

Let me be more clear. I wish to be the BEST Chess Player in the world.

[Mindful Deviant]

To be honest, it doesn't sound that bad.

Congratulations, now you can do it at will! But also, every time you do something about that you are moved into an alternate universe, never finding way home again and every single one completely different than the previous, with all the typical rules, like even gravity, changing again and again, all the while having to learn the rules of new worlds, new people (and if they look like humans) trying to cope with eternal loneliness.

I wish for more pillows on my bed and they have to be soft and not kill me immediately.

Your wish.. the command is granted.
Cloud-like pillows, no malice at all! Soft and as many as you could wish for. And not a pea lurking under a single one. Sleep comes easier than you could have ever hoped for. And sleep comes, full force. You.. never wake. But you are smiling in your deep slumber. And snoring. Quite loudly.

I wish to have the ability of instant transportation to any location desired, with a wallet filled with local currency.

[HaveStoryWillTravel]

Your wish is granted, but you can't take anything with you, only the wallet in hand and the small wallet is filled with the smallest denomination of the currency available. Enjoy your pennies.

I wish for the ability to focus long enough to finish my next play.

[Silvered Sutures]

Granted. Your next play is 3 seconds long. 

I wish my eyes would pick a color and stick to it. 

[LostInTheMist]

Granted, your eyes are now pure white.

I wish I had telekinetic power enough to move objects up to 50 kg.

[Lovely Complex]

Granted, but the telekinetic is too much for you, and causes chronic nosebleeds. (I watch too much TV)

I wish to be famous.