[D&D 5e] Acquisitions Incorporated; Internship Opportunities!

[Bibliophilia]

Those rumors are specious and unfounded!  You better watch it or I'll sue for slander!

[Chulanowa]

Ahem. Between the creepy shorties hiding in your closet and necrophilia jokes, I think this thread has hit maximum Jerry Holkins. So. With that in mind (and the fact it's nearly midnight here) I might as well go ahead and make my selections.

Gillie Pussyfoot, Forest Gnome Rogue - played by Bibliophilia
Cedevex, Human barbarian - Played by Doomblade403xxx
Austrahild Wanderfoot, Stout Halfling Paladin - played by Guancyto
Gustavo Ventus, Air genasi Sorcerer - played by Rummy Tum Tum
Barnabas, Deep Gnome Artificer - played by Crash
Belladonna Periwinkle, Princess of the Fairy Wood, Moon elf druid - Played by CurvyKitten

The six of you have gotten callbacks from AcqInc headquarters, with details to follow.

The rest of you, your applications are on file. Don't call us, we'll call you! (Seriously, I'll give people a shout if spots open up or something.)

[greenknight]

Gillie only sleeps with dudes who defeat her in battle.

It's not all it's cracked up to be. and that way lies madness.

[Bibliophilia]

-snickers.-  Exactly where that joke was snatched from...except Gillie isn't tall.

[Hexed]

Good luck to all that gott in. Dont knife the rep till he pays ya!

[Zaer Darkwail]

Good luck peeps who got picked :)

[Crash]

This should be fun!

[Phaia]

Good luck everyone!!

Chulanowa, you are gonna have to tell the gnome in my head. For now she is asleep, being a wizard she needs 8 hours, when she wakes up I expect pouting and many nasty sailor type words!


Phaia

[Chulanowa]

And lo, there was an OOC thread: https://elliquiy.com/forums/index.php?topic=267825.0

[Kathyan]

Haha nice Sonya joke

But for now I guess I just feel like Yamcha waiting for that call...